Bizarre Practices of the Mary Cult

[Pastor Ezekiel]

While I am sure they are too numerous to list here, I think it would be educational to any True Christian™ adherents and aspirants to know the details of some of the more ridiculous, blasphemous and just plain insane practices of the catlickers. I hope my fellow Brothers in Christ will feel free to illuminate us with their own favorite examples.

One of the most sickening and revealing events in the history of poppery can be found HERE.

The Cadaver Synod (also called the Cadaver Trial or, in Latin, the Synodus Horrenda) is the name commonly given to the posthumous ecclesiastical trial of Pope Formosus, held in Rome in January of 897. Before the proceedings the body of Formosus was exhumed and seated on a throne while his successor, Pope Stephen VI, read the charges against him and conducted the trial. The Cadaver Synod is remembered as one of the most bizarre episodes in the history of the early medieval Roman Catholic papacy.

Yes, thats right. One papist dog decided to dig up the body of his predecessor, dress it up in papist robes and jewelery, and put it on trial for imaginary crimes.

Thank you Jesus, for choosing me to be a True Christian™!

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

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It's quite possible that the cathylick belief that most people don't go directly to heaven, and a touch of insanity, led to this decision. If the former pope could be excommunicated before his time in purgatory was up, he wouldn't be allowed in heaven.

I wouldn't be a bit surprised if the senior cardinals were engaging in foreign practices with the corpse at night either.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Chick has published an excellent tract on the subject of the insanity of the idolator catlickers, which details some of the reasons why they cannot be considered Christians. You can read it online right HERE.

[MrsMycroftSmith]

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Oh, how awful! One should hope that someone had the Hispanic cleaning lady scrub that seat quite throughly after the trial. And every other seat that had been occupied by those Cathlicks.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Ah, communion. Those were the days, when I would eat that Devil Cracker and drink that demonic wine thinking they would turn into the actual flesh and blood of Jesus. Oh, those heady days of imaginary cannibalism!
Praise the Lord I've given that up and am going to Heaven now.

[Brother Temperance]

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Today in Catholic villany and lunacy:
Nuns steal Popish idols

The disappearance from a Spanish church of three statues dating back to the 16th century has led to a group of nuns being accused of theft.

The three carved wooden statues were taken from a church in the north-western Spanish town of Grajal de Campos several months ago.
They included a 16th century carving of Jesus Christ, a 17th century Virgin Mary and a later piece depicting St Joseph. The three had stood together in the town's Antigua church for more than two centuries and had been paraded around the town every Easter, followed by devout villagers. But this Easter was the first in almost 500 years in which the townsfolk were unable to parade their figure of Jesus through the streets.
The Grajal de Campos brotherhood that normally carries the statue had to replace it with photographs of the real thing after a local convent closed down and the last remaining nuns decided to take the statues with them to their new home in Toledo.

The wooden figures now reside in the new Toledo convent the Carmelite nuns have been sent to.
The nuns claimed that, as they had been responsible for dusting and shining the statues, they belonged to them.
But the local mayor has unearthed documents proving that the statues were there well before a Carmelite convent was set up in the town in 1881.
"We have documents that show they were there in at least 1728," said Francisco Espinosa.
The townsfolk have taken their protests to Toledo, hiring a coach to take them to the new convent so that they could demonstrate outside. "Termites are more trustworthy than Carmelites!" read one of their banners.

It's not often a greasy Mary-Worshipper speaks the truth, but there's a first time for everything, and I'd trust a simple insect over one of Satan's black-and-white brides any day.

Meanwhile, a Catholic fraudster has been chased out of town by his fellow Papist dogs for faking a weeping statue of their pagan "goddess" Mary.

A MAN linked to Rockingham's world-famous weeping Virgin Mary statue - who says he sees the Virgin and displays the wounds of Christ - has been told to leave town.
Rockingham parish priest Finbarr Walsh gave Ron Jakeman his marching orders. Father Walsh, of Our Lady of Lourdes, has been a backer of Mr Jakeman.

Father Walsh, who consulted Catholic Archbishop Barry Hickey before ordering Mr Jakeman out, used to say the apparitions and stigmata were real, but now says they could be fake.

"I told him to leave. The (reason) is my business,'' Father Walsh told The Sunday Times. "But) it was serious or I wouldn't have thrown him out. He (Mr Jakeman) was a nuisance to the place ... a huge embarrassment.

"I told him to go back to Brisbane, but he might think he is entitled to come back. If he does we will see what happens.
"They (stigmata) could easily be faked. You just don't know. He could make them up before showing them (his hands) to us.''

Mr Jakeman arrived in Rockingham from Brisbane about seven years ago when he teamed up with Patty Powell and her twin sister Eileen Giles to turn Ms Powell's house into the Family House of Prayer.

Mr Jakeman - a Queensland divorcee with three children - and Ms Powell are said to have met on the internet.

Mr Jakeman lived in a backyard granny flat at Ms Powell's house and a shrine was set up in the house to show off the Virgin Mary statue, which they say began ``weeping'' in 2002.

Ms Powell paid $150 for statue eight years earlier in Bangkok.

Thousands flock from around the world to see it every year.

It has raised more than $60,000 in donations, which Ms Powell says largely went to a Bangkok mission as well as other Christian operations, such as the Waturaliri School in East Timor and Crossroads Community in East Fremantle.

But Murdoch University scientists have identified the tears as a mixture of vegetable and rose oils and Bishop Hickey has said it was unlikely the phenomenon was a miracle.

While the weeping statue became the Family House of Prayer's main attraction, Mr Jakeman also gained notoriety when he claimed to have visions of the Virgin Mary and to have received messages from her while in the back yard.

The Sunday Times has received letters discrediting Mr Jakeman and Ms Powell.

They say the statue started weeping only after Mr Jakeman arrived in Rockingham.

Father Walsh said this week the statue stopped weeping shortly after Mr Jakeman left.

Typical Popish nonsense, but that part about how if the fraudster returns to Rockingham "we will see what happens" is intriguing - one can only presume the Jesuits are planning to continue their bloody traditions by offing this conman in cold blood. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I suppose.

[OnYourKnees]

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Meanwhile, a Catholic fraudster has been chased out of town by his fellow Papist dogs for faking a weeping statue of their pagan "goddess" Mary.
Typical Popish nonsense, but that part about how if the fraudster returns to Rockingham "we will see what happens" is intriguing - one can only presume the Jesuits are planning to continue their bloody traditions by offing this conman in cold blood. Good riddance to bad rubbish, I suppose.

Um, since when do Catholics run Australia?!