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  • #16
    Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

    Originally posted by Andreas View Post
    So then what kind of a tool am I?
    A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



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    • #17
      Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

      Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
      A banned one, from the looks of things. And I thought Godly President Bush was a hellbound Methodist, not a hellbound Episcopalian.
      President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."
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      • #18
        Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

        President Bush converted from the Whiskeypalian "church" to the Methodless "church." Of course, being the Divinely hand-picked ruler of the world, he is not a hellbound anything. Perhaps he joined his wife's cult to lead its members to True Christianity™ by peaceful means before sending in the DOF. If so, it's just another instance in which he puts the "compassion" into "compassionate conservatism."
        I agree that Dubya's perfect description is method less.

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        • #19
          Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

          Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
          For some reason this thread makes me think of that song

          Fish heads, fish heads...rolly polly fish heads. Fish heads, fish heads eat them up yummmmm.

          Fish heads
          Oh, my dear God, YES, Sister Thumper!!!

          (PS Would you ask Brother Danish if we get extra points for also finding "Waldo"? I don't want to get hollered at.)

          SUV

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          • #20
            Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

            So then what kind of a tool am I?
            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            A banned one...
            Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?



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            • #21
              Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

              Originally posted by Father Maurice Lester View Post
              Shouldn't that be a Newley banned one?



              Bless you, my pointy headed child,
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              ...So I guess that would make you slightly PRE-banned....
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              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #22
                Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                I never knew that the Catholic Church prayed to a "Fish God." I thought that the hat was split in two to represent devil horns, which the pope has to keep hidden under there.
                Jeremiah.17.15
                Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                • #23
                  Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                  Son, search this GODLY forum for 'fish god' and you will see for yourself that the Pope is, in fact, the Antichrist.

                  If you don't find those threads immediately, say so and someone will direct you to them in the morning.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • #24
                    Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                    I wasn't doubting that he is the antichrist for one moment, or that the catlickers worship a fish. I was just saying what I used to believe. Is it possible that he does have horns under there that he's covering up, as well? What better way to cover up devilry than more devilry?
                    Jeremiah.17.15
                    Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                      Son, we have ACTUAL, UNDOCTORED photographs showing exactly what you describe, but the Pope's EVIL EYE is visible in them and some people can be deceived if their faith isn't strong. I'm sure you can find the pictures if JESUS guides your mouse. I can't look them up just now because they give me nightmares.
                      Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                      "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                      Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                      • #26
                        Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                        You are a much stronger man than I am, Pastor. If you don't want to look at them I shouldn't dare.
                        Jeremiah.17.15
                        Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                        • #27
                          Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                          oh come on you are making something out of nothing!

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                          • #28
                            Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                            Something out of nothing? This demon worshiper leads a major "religion" in this world, and the fact that he is obviously hiding something under that fish head hat, somethings which the esteemed Pastor Al E Pistle has told you are horns, is nothing? Obviously you already know about these horns, and are trying to cover them up with your bluffing. It will fool nobody on this site.
                            Jeremiah.17.15
                            Thus saith the LORD; Cursed be the man that trusteth in man, and maketh flesh his arm, and whose heart departeth from the LORD.

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                            • #29
                              Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                              Originally posted by bridging-the-gap View Post
                              oh come on you are making something out of nothing!
                              No we aren't. Read THIS!



                              Oh, wait. I just read in another thread you admitted to being a Goth. Did you read our thread about Goths? Every word is true and has been proven by a study at Oxford.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • #30
                                Re: Pagan fish gods in the Vatican

                                ok whatever you can think that if you want.

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