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  • Roman Pope Contacts Satan

    In a move that fools no one, the pope of rome has claimed that he is planning on sending "exorcist hit squads" out all over the globe. Since it is a well established fact that the Vatican is in league with the devil, one can only speculate as to what the chief antiChrist has up his golden sleeve.

    Pope’s exorcist A-teams will "wage war" on Satan

    The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

    Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.

    They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of “Godlessness.”

    Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.

    The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican “exorcistinchief,” to the online Catholic news service Petrus.

    “Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on,” he said.

    “Too many bishops are not taking this seriously and are not delegating their priests in the fight against the Devil. You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.

    “Thankfully, Benedict XVI believes in the existence and danger of evil - going back to the time he was in charge of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.” The CDF is the oldest Vatican department and was headed by Benedict from 1982, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, until he became Pope in 2005.

    Father Paolo Scarafoni, who lectures on the Vatican’s exorcism course, said interest in Satanism and the occult has grown as people lost faith with the church.

    He added: “People suffer and think that turning to the Devil can help solve their problems. We are being bombarded by requests for exorcisms.”

    The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.

    In theory, under the Catholic Church’s Canon Law 1172, all priests can perform exorcisms. But in reality only a select few are assigned the task.

    Under the law, practitioners must have “piety, knowledge, prudence, and integrity of life.”

    The rite of exorcism involves a series of gestures and prayers to invoke the power of God and stop the “demon” influencing its victim.
    No doubt they are setting up a worldwide network of satanic sites to spread their diabolical message and force illegal messicants to vote for Hellary.

    Well anyway, that whole "integrity of life" thing excludes 99% of their boy-buggering "fathers."
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    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • #2
    Re: Roman Pope Contacts Satan

    Of course the Catholics are well-equipped to battle demons. They have inside information.
    Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
    in 2016

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    • #3
      Catlickers steal credit for Landover Initiative

      Landover has had exorcism teams since i can't remember when. Typical of these lying cathyliks that they'd try to take credit away from True Christians.

      The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism. Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult

      Pope's exorcist squads will wage war on Satan


      Satanism on the rise: Pope Benedict has unveiled plans to set up specialist exorcism squads



      The Pope has ordered his bishops to set up exorcism squads to tackle the rise of Satanism.

      Vatican chiefs are concerned at what they see as an increased interest in the occult.
      They have introduced courses for priests to combat what they call the most extreme form of "Godlessness."
      Each bishop is to be told to have in his diocese a number of priests trained to fight demonic possession.
      The initiative was revealed by 82-year-old Father Gabriele Amorth, the Vatican "exorcistinchief," to the online Catholic news service Petrus.
      "Thanks be to God, we have a Pope who has decided to fight the Devil head-on," he said.
      "Too many bishops are not taking this seriously and are not delegating their priests in the fight against the Devil. You have to hunt high and low for a properly trained exorcist.
      "Thankfully, Benedict XVI believes in the existence and danger of evil - going back to the time he was in charge of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith." The CDF is the oldest Vatican department and was headed by Benedict from 1982, when he was Cardinal Ratzinger, until he became Pope in 2005.
      Father Amorth said that during his time at the department Benedict had not lost the chance to warn humanity of the risk from the Devil.
      He said the Pope wants to restore a prayer seen as protection against evil that was traditionally recited at the end of Catholic Masses. The prayer, to St Michael the Archangel, was dropped in the 1960s by Pope John XXIII."The prayer is useful not only for priests but also for lay people in helping to fight demons," he said.
      Father Paolo Scarafoni, who lectures on the Vatican's exorcism course, said interest in Satanism and the occult has grown as people lost faith with the church.
      He added: "People suffer and think that turning to the Devil can help solve their problems. We are being bombarded by requests for exorcisms."
      The Vatican is particularly concerned that young people are being exposed to the influence of Satanic sects through rock music and the Internet.
      In theory, under the Catholic Church's Canon Law 1172, all priests can perform exorcisms. But in reality only a select few are assigned the task.
      Under the law, practitioners must have "piety, knowledge, prudence, and integrity of life." The rite of exorcism involves a series of gestures and prayers to invoke the power of God and stop the "demon" influencing its victim.
      The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
      Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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      • #4
        Re: Catlickers steal credit for Landover Initiative

        Praise, Brother Guy! The Landover Exorcism Team also volunteers to work the local voting precinct. The few extra dollars earned are added to the general fund, as the members aren't THAT in need.

        As to the Catholics, apparently they're being bombarded by requests for excorcisms. Do they have a website or email address? Or is there an excorcism office? Does one ask for excorcism in the confessional? I can think of a couple of excorcisms that they could take care of, as soon as they get the time.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Catlickers steal credit for Landover Initiative

          Considering every single Mary worshipper is an idol worshipping pagan, there's going to be one HELL of a lot of demon possession. Will Ratzinger now declare 'priest on boy' sex to be an important weapon of the catholic church used in supposed demonic exorcisms?
          I won't be surprised...
          The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
          Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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