The Pope in America: Why hasn't he been arrested yet?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

I'm appalled! APPALLED! The king of the papists, Ratzinger, has the nerve to set foot in a Godly country and he hasn't been placed under lock and key yet? This man is a terrorist sympathizer who has given aid and comfort to America's enemies by criticizing the courageous effort of our president and his troops and he wasn't nabbed and sent off to Gitmo the moment he stepped off the plane?!?! What's going on here?!?!?!?
I'd like to think that there's a plan in effect, but that doesn't stop me from being confused when I hear President Bush praising the boy-diddler-in-chief of the Vatican't instead of soundly rebuking him and having the Secret Service cuff him and taking him away!
Please join me in praying that Ratzinger discovers the true meaning of justice and Jesus while he's still on our soil and spends the rest of his miserable life behind bars with the Mudslime terrorists he loves so much.

[One-eyed Jack]

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I too am filled with outrage, Sister Mary. I heard an excerpt of one of his speeches today, and he sounded just like Count Dracula. "Ze holy Churdch vhants to apoloyize vor ze abuze ov ze innozents...and I vhant to suck your blooooooood!"

He ought to be called Pope Bite-a-neck. I'll bet he sleeps in a coffin. And has anyone ever seen his reflection in a mirror?

~~ OEJ

[WickedWitch]

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I too am filled with outrage, Sister Mary. I heard an excerpt of one of his speeches today, and he sounded just like Count Dracula. "Ze holy Churdch vhants to apoloyize vor ze abuze ov ze innozents...and I vhant to suck your blooooooood!"

He ought to be called Pope Bite-a-neck. I'll bet he sleeps in a coffin. And has anyone ever seen his reflection in a mirror?

~~ OEJ

*Cackles hysterically* That's why I love you, nobody makes me laugh like you. (No, I'm not hitting on you again)

P.S.
You forgot to mention that he looks like he's been dead for years. (Normally, coming from a necrophiliac, that's a compliment, but I wouldn't touch that corpse with a ten-foot pole *Shudders*. He creeps me out and I don't like pedophiles.)

[JennyD]

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*Cackles hysterically* That's why I love you, nobody makes me laugh like you. (No, I'm not hitting on you again)

P.S.
You forgot to mention that he looks like he's been dead for years. (Normally, coming from a necrophiliac, that's a compliment, but I wouldn't touch that corpse with a ten-foot pole *Shudders*. He creeps me out and I don't like pedophiles.)

Great. A necrophiliac with "standards".

[Silent Wench]

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Lemme tell ya, I didn't know anything about any a that.
Ain't that illegal?

[Offcr. Albert Martin]

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I suspect you might be abandoning President Bush after this one...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I suspect you might be abandoning President Bush after this one...

Despite all the goodness and light that President Bush has spread around the globe,
despite freeing Iraq,
despite rendering Al-Qaida impotent,
despite strengthening the economy in a caring way but beyond the wildest dreams of avarice,
despite his all encompassing and just welfare program
despite his successes in controlling illegal immigration
despite his sticking bravely to the truth over Global Warming,
despite his being the Savior to the God-fearing poor, needy and huddled masses of New Orleans
despite bringing God to the top of the agenda,

Despite all these things, you admit the antichrist, brought to the USA by the hospitality of our very own George W. has, as his miserable purpose the mission to

• bring down the GOP,
• bring down the USA, which is the paradigm of western civilization and
• bring down God’s own appointed President

so as to set himself up on a throne of the bones of the dead, sell indulgences instead of government bonds, start Wall Street trading in Relics futures, and introduce compulsory sexual deviations!!! This is treachery of the highest order!!!

Now, tell me, does anyone at all, apart from you, you bought and sold lackey, not believe that the vicar of Rome is the antichrist? I think not!

But don’t take my word for it – let history be the judge.

[SUV]

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I am Certain™ that he will be arrested by Homeland Security just as soon as he steps one satiny foot onto American Soil.

After all, it is Pain-fully obvious that he's the ring-leader of the vast left-wing homer!sexy agenda.
Lookie, his Cross is (arguably) even bigger than Madonna's!


My GOD, he is such an animal!!

[Father Maurice Lester]

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...I heard an excerpt of one of his speeches today, and he sounded just like Count Dracula. "Ze holy Churdch vhants to apoloyize vor ze abuze ov ze innozents...

One must surmise that you are a few 'Micheal row the boat ashore' shy of a folk Mass.


You heard an interpreter, not our Holy Father.


In other Catholic news, The Pope will be holding another highly anticipated and welcomed Mass, this time on the grounds of Yankee Stadium. Once again, tens of thousands of Christ's soldiers will be joined in a massive public celebration of the Eucharist as led by The Vicar of Christ™.

As I have the great fortune being invited to the festivities you can count on me for timely updates and pithy commentary.



Bless you, my jealous jingoists,
Father Mo






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[Wide-Open]

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In other Catholic news, The Pope will be holding another highly anticipated and welcomed Mass, this time on the grounds of Yankee Stadium..

I'm sure we'll see a lot more "touchdowns" than on a normal Sunday.

[SUV]

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I'm sure we'll see a lot more "touchdowns" than on a normal Sunday.

So Right, Brother WO. So Awefully, terribly True™
This Sickens me so that I Believe I will skip my second Breakfast for today.

[Wide-Open]

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Sorry to hear that Sister, but I guess British teeth, the Pope, and testicals are enough to make every True Christian lose their appetite.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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So Right, Brother WO. So Awefully, terribly True™
This Sickens me so that I Believe I will skip my second Breakfast for today.

And have you noticed the satanic seal on that box of innocent pancake mix, sister?

[SUV]

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And have you noticed the satanic seal on that box of innocent pancake mix, sister?

Leave it to a woman to be blind until a Man points out the obvious.

And "Pareve" - doesn't that mean......Kosher?

[One-eyed Jack]

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I am convinced that the sound clip I heard was the actual voice of the Antichrist -- that is to say, the Pope.

Through supernatural powers granted him by Satan, the Pope is able to speak not only his native Nazi language, but also Italian, English, French, Spanish, Latin, and Portuguese. This is seven and a half more languages than even the leader of the Free World, President Bush, finds necessary! While at the UN the Pope addressed the assembly in a show-off array of languages, including a phrase in Muslimic.

No, what I heard was the creaky, spooky sound of a German octogenarian inspired by the devil himself. If it was a translator, it must have been a "voice double"!

Here is a picture of the Pope descending on the neck of a young child in order to slake his blood-thirst:



And here is one of the old vampire waving coyly to the evil cultists who worship him instead of loving God:



Strangely, there is a reflection visible on the car. I suspect a proper mirror would not show the reflection. Either that, or the image (taken from a press report) has been altered by the Pope's minions.

~~ OEJ