Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Joe Biden, also known as "Gaffeman" for the weirdness that comes out of his mouth, is a stutterer. This means he is a cripple, and the Bible says cripples are impure and should not enter holy spaces like the White House: Leviticus 21:18-21 Cripples are the same as bastards: Deuteronomy 23:1-2

The American Institute for Stuttering:

Mr. Biden is a person who stutters, and regardless of political leanings, it’s hard to ignore what he has accomplished. He has been in public office for more than 40 years, and has been very open about his stuttering. As a presidential nominee, he inspires people who stutter to pursue their dreams and goals, and never, ever give up.

What a bunch of hypocrites the AIS are. If they really thought stuttering was so great, they would have written the paragraph like this:

M-m-m-m-m-mr. Bb-b-b-b-iden is a p-p-p-p-person who st-st-st-st-stutters, and regardless of p-p-p-p-p-po-p-political leanings, it’s hard to i-i-i-ii--ignore what he has ac-c-c-c-c-c-c-complished.

Joe Biden here talks about how God punished him:

Perhaps he has learned a bit from God's Tough Love, but the fact that he still makes gaffes proves that he's not cured yet, and therefore is too impure for the Presidency.
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Some cripple presidents, and how they crippled America:

President: Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Punishment from God: Lame legs

Consequences: Pointless war with Germany, communist programs like Social Security

President: Abraham Lincoln

Punishment from God: Marfan Syndrome

Consequences: War of Yankee Aggression, theft of private property

President: Bill Clinton.
Punishment from God: Hearing impairment

Consequences: Western Civilization brought to its knees by Monicagate

President: Thomas Jefferson

Punishment from God: Stutter, just like Joe Biden

Consequences: Ended up with social phobia, giving him a hatred of cities, resulting in a senate that under-represents them.

President: James Madison

Punishment from God: Epilepsy

Failed to conquer Canada

President: Theodore Roosevelt

Punishment from God: Asthma (aka Ass-mar)

Consequences: Anti-trust laws and other hate crimes against corporations

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

John F. Kennedy had Addison's Disease and back problems, and was also a Catholic and a fornicator. He failed to conquer Cuba, failed to annihilate the atheist Soviets with nuclear missiles, and failed to dodge a bullet in Dallas. All in all, he was a worthless heretic cripple, a puppet of the Pope, and one of our worst ever presidents.

Also the effete, Ivy League Woodrow Wilson was nothing more than a limp, drooling retard after God gave him a stroke.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

John F. Kennedy had Addison's Disease and back problems, and was also a Catholic and a fornicator. He failed to conquer Cuba, failed to annihilate the atheist Soviets with nuclear missiles, and failed to dodge a bullet in Dallas. All in all, he was a worthless heretic cripple, a puppet of the Pope, and one of our worst ever presidents.

Also the effete, Ivy League Woodrow Wilson was nothing more than a limp, drooling retard after God gave him a stroke.

Why would anyone with such an obvious character flaw want to put his name before the public. The public wants someone of high moral character for their President.

[Isabella White]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

Dear Heaven above, dear Brother Thurmond: I am not the slightest bit surprised with any of this. And the way you've written the word "s-s-stutterer" reminds me of hissing. And hissing reminds me of snakes. And snakes remind me of these -forsaken people:

A blessed evening to you, dear Brother Thurmond,
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dana723]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

Our President Donald Trump is perfectly healthy, correct? I don't believe I've ever heard of him being any less than 100% virile healthy male!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

B-b-bu-bumping this b-b-b-because Pete B-b-b-b-Buttigieg d-d-d-dropped out to help B-b-b-Biden. The silvertongue helps the tangletongue. Opposites attract, I g-g-guess.

Our President Donald Trump is perfectly healthy, correct? I don't believe I've ever heard of him being any less than 100% virile healthy male!

If anyone talks about him taking Sudafed(tm) by the drawer-full, that's only for the meth-high, not for medical reasons. So, yes, he's always at 100% except when he's doing that weird sniffing thing, in which case he's more like 150% for a couple of hours.

[LW1997 (On Moderation)]

Re: Joe Biden is a S-S-STUTTERER! History proves cripples are bad presidents!

I can't take Bi-bi-bi-biden (or should I say by by baby?) seriously. He is not exactly as bad as Sanders, but he is definitely no less bad than the average demonrat.

I'm not sure if he's a Vegetarian, because if he is, that would answer a lot.


Oh, and you are wrong about JFK. He may have been a member of the Democrat party by accident, but so was Henry Ford, and it was a commie who murdered him. He definitely betrayed the demonrats.