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  • PalinHuckabee4Prez
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    Forum Member
    • May 2009
    • 36

    #1

    Homosexuals caused the Civil War

    Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
    Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships
    R.I.P. Real America™ July 4, 1776-November 4, 2008
  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #2
    Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

    And now, in 2009, we have an uppity negro elected by militant homosexuals attempting to trample over State's Rights. Buchanan and Lincoln's tyrannical trampling over God-given property rights looks positively tame compared to Obama's determination to kill all the old people. Can we really afford another civil war, in this chilling modern world of nuclear warfare and Muslims and other such terrifying ideas? Hopefully Jesus will sort all this mess out, and quickly.
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • H. Montague Worthington
      True Christian™ Entrepreneur
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2716

      #3
      Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

      I had a feeling something wasn't quite right about Lincoln....

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      • Robert Hutchins
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 210

        #4
        Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

        The War of Northern Aggression was just that... Northern aggression. And as an unproud resident of New Jersey, I ca tell you the north is inhabited primarily by violent Negro bucks, Catlicks, and homers.
        Cling to your guns and religion. "Change" is here.

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        • Isabella Abbey
          Forum Member
          • Aug 2009
          • 166

          #5
          Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

          Originally posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez View Post
          Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
          Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships

          Buchanan was astonishingly supportive of "slaveowners' rights" -- he wanted to have his cake and eat it too, condemning succession AND condemning Northern Attack; the ambivalence is what alienated him from Congress. What a mess that all was -- a simple, spoiled-children, King of the Mountain shoving contest that was far, far more about money than it was rights, slavery, or even national pride.

          But, I agree with your implied analogy, Mr. Prez; homosexuality was related to the Civil War to EXACTLY the degree that Stalinist crimes were related to Atheism.

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          • jon straat
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2009
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

            Originally posted by PalinHuckabee4Prez View Post
            Along with Uppity Negroes, of course. The President right before the war was James Buchanon and he's the only president who never married, which makes him a gay. Thus by that biblical logic, Homosexuality caused the civil war, just like Atheism caused the atrocities of Stalinist Russia.
            Read more about the nancyboy here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_B..._relationships
            .....Please tell me this is a joke.

            A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

            Thats.....just stupid.
            What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29448

              #7
              Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

              Originally posted by H. Montague Worthington View Post
              I had a feeling something wasn't quite right about Lincoln....

              And everyone knows Lincoln liked to 'wrestle', thats what homers use to cover up thier filthy acts.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22855

                #8
                Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
                .....Please tell me this is a joke.

                A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

                Thats.....just stupid.
                Slavery had nothing to do with the War of Northern Agression,
                Causes of the Civil War
                "Reminiscences Of The Civil War", (Chapter I)
                By John B. Gordon, Maj. Gen. CSA
                […]The causes of the war will be found at the foundation of our political fabric, in our complex organism, in the fundamental law, in the Constitution itself, in the conflicting constructions which it invited, and in the institution of slavery which it recognized and was intended to protect. […]there would have been no slavery if the South's protests could have availed when it was first introduced; […]When the Constitution was adopted and the Union formed, slavery existed in practically all the States;

                […] We must, therefore, look beyond the institution of slavery […] controversy arose as to the nature and powers of their free constitutional government[…]

                […] The South maintained with the depth of religious conviction that the Union formed under the Constitution was a Union of consent and not of force; that the original States were not the creatures but the creators of the Union; that these States had gained their independence, their freedom, and their sovereignty from the mother country, and had not surrendered these on entering the Union; that by the express terms of the Constitution all rights and powers not delegated were reserved to the States; and the South challenged the North to find one trace of authority in that Constitution for invading and coercing a sovereign State.

                […] To the charge of the North that secession was rebellion and treason, the South replied that the epithets of rebel and traitor did not deter her from the assertion of her independence, since these same epithets had been familiar to the ears of Washington and Hancock and Adams and Light Horse Harry Lee.


                […] The opinions of Lee and Grant, from each of whom I briefly quote, […]General Grant says: "I felt like anything rather than rejoicing at the downfall of a foe who had fought so long and valiantly, […]General Robert E. Lee […]"We had, I was satisfied, sacred principles to maintain and rights to defend for which we were in duty bound to do our best, even if we perished in the endeavor."



                From this, the girly thinking of a raving queer can be seen coming through - how very disappointing to God...

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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #9
                  Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                  Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
                  .....Please tell me this is a joke.

                  A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

                  Thats.....just stupid.
                  I agree, sodomites are pretty stupid. Especially ones that pretend to be "Dream Kings".
                  And Lincoln certainly didn't think the war was about freeing the slaves:
                  My paramount object in this struggle is to save the Union, and is not either to save or to destroy slavery. If I could save the Union without freeing any slave I would do it, and if I could save it by freeing all the slaves I would do it; and if I could save it by freeing some and leaving others alone I would also do that. What I do about slavery, and the colored race, I do because I believe it helps to save the Union; and what I forbear, I forbear because I do not believe it would help to save the Union.
                  Then again, this is real-world history; maybe in the Dream Kingdom things happened differently.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #10
                    Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                    Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
                    .....Please tell me this is a joke.

                    A war that was brought about by the dividing issue of slavery, caused because the South separated from the North in order to keep slavery, and ended with the abolishment of slavery was brought on by homosexuals?

                    Thats.....just stupid.
                    President Buchanan's homosexuality is widly accepted by historians along with the opinion that Buchanan would have been able to the prevent the Civil War is he wasn't so indecisive.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • jon straat
                      Unsaved trash
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 7

                      #11
                      Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                      Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

                      This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.
                      What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29448

                        #12
                        Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                        Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
                        Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

                        This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.
                        What history book are you using? "Real American History For Scared Little Fifth Graders"?

                        You know perfectly well that Homo identities were secured in the closets until the 1960's when filthy hippies and ethnic revolution threatened the American way of life. As a waring to this ingrates, they were warned that once the opened the gates of Hell, all the sordid details from the past would spill out. Things like Buchanan, John Wayne, Rock Hudson, James Dean and other celebrities.

                        Now you people go traipsing about the Malls or America trying to convert fine young children to your Sodomite ways. People like you make me want to puke! :belch:


                        The civil war was about money and Federal influence. All wars are about money. Do not be such an utter idiot.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • Bobby-Joe
                          Landover Security Superviser
                          Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                          NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 18405

                          #13
                          Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                          Originally posted by Morpheus, Dream King View Post
                          Please, point out in what history book it says that our fifteenth president was a homosexual or that homosexuals caused the Civil War?

                          This isn't even about your beliefs as True Christians, this is about what happened during the civil war.


                          Was James Buchannan a homosexual?

                          ANSWER Nobody knows. There were suspicions about his supposed relationship with William R King of Alabama, another bachelor, and VP in 1853, with whom Buchanan shared lodgings for a time. But no real evidence
                          .

                          As a NOT gay man I can tell you are or you are not a pipe smoker, there is no in between. It was noted; he was well very dressed and kept no female companionship and said he desired none after the death of his true love. Seems an odd combination, doesn't it?

                          Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                          Hot Must ReadThreads!


                          Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                          • Ezekiel Bathfire
                            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                            Christ's Rottweiler
                             
                            • Jan 2008
                            • 22855

                            #14
                            Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                            Buchannan was well known to be "light on his feet" and "good with colors" - I think we need say no more.
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                            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                            Author of such illuminating essays as,
                            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                            • jon straat
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Sep 2009
                              • 7

                              #15
                              Re: Homosexuals caused the Civil War

                              So he dressed well and wasn't married, and THAT makes him a homosexual?

                              Your logic is unsound. You're saying that since there's no proof that our 15th President wasn't a homosexual, then he must be a homosexual.


                              If that's the case, then I can assume that since you cannot prove to me that you ARE a True Christian, I can assume that you are an atheist.
                              What power would Hell have if those imprisoned there were not able to dream of heaven?

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