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  • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel
    SHOUT GLORY!

    THIS is interesting. There's gonna be a TV show of the life of this man who is at this very moment looking down at us from Heaven after he repented from his heinous sins that included some of the worst ones, even homosexuality!
    I can hardly wait. I'm gonna watch this not only with my houseboys (the Filipino ones) but I'm sure the Donald will invite me for the premiere on his big screen TV at Mar-de-Lago. Also hoping there are some cameo spots in the cast for the Donald and me. I'd be the best possible man to play the pastor who made Mr. Dahmer turn to Jesus and gain his eternal reward in Heaven. Such an inspiring example: Anyone can repent and be pardoned of the vilest of sins, even homosexuality.

    Amen, dear Brother , and to the beloved goes much

    The worldly crowd of sinful people will most likely be disgusted by the fact that Jeffrey Dahmer is in Heaven, but the truth of the matter is this: the will forgive anybody if they ask for forgiveness, and to be washed in glorious !

    Romans 10:13 "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the shall be saved."

    Ephesians 1:7 "In whom we have redemption through , the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of grace"

    I shall include a short video clip, where Mr. Dahmer's situation is explained very clearly. Certainly, there can be no disputing the truth of Jeffrey Dahmer enjoying his free mansion in Heaven!

    John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

    Jeffrey Dahmer: Holy, Righteous, Redeemed!

    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the Blood of Jesus"

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    • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

      With all the Jan. 6 convictions, it's a good time to remember the mistake that was made in the popular press and popular culture. It was the story of Jeffrey Dahmer.

      Missed in the gallons of ink devoted to demonizing Jeffery was his becoming saved and a friend of Jesus. I have no doubt all those patriots from Jan. 6th will sit with Jesus for eternity.
      Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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      • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

        I don't know who Jeffrey Dahmer is but hope he gets a really cool mansion in Heaven because he loves Jesus. Jesus is the best property developer. Prior to the world's existing, how could there be any market at all? Not for hovels, not for bourgeois fripperies or ivory towers. Nothing. God was Lord over All.

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        • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

          We should all celebrate the life of Jeffrey Dahmer. He hit his fair share of bumps in the road--and who among us hasn't--but he made it to the finish line in first place through the everlasting Grace of Christ Jesus. And now he lives in eternal bliss at the right hand of the Lord. What a beautiful story of redemption and faith!
          The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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          • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

            Originally posted by WWJDnow View Post
            We should all celebrate the life of Jeffrey Dahmer. He hit his fair share of bumps in the road--and who among us hasn't--but he made it to the finish line in first place through the everlasting Grace of Christ Jesus. And now he lives in eternal bliss at the right hand of the Lord. What a beautiful story of redemption and faith!
            A beautiful tribute, Brother Dnow. If ever there needed to be absolute and undeniable proof Jesus kept the promise he made on the cross to forgive sinners who follow Him, it is the life and eternal life of Jeffrey Dahmer.
            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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            • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

              It goes to show when you back them into a corner, criminals like Dahmer will be forced to become good Christians. It's what's missing in society today. If we could only get everyone to the point where they see no other possibility, they can be captured for Jesus.
              If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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              • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                If Jeffrey Dahmer can get into Heaven, nobody else can possibly have any excuse for going to Hell. "Oh, I just love gambling and crystal meth too much to convert to Christianity." Well Jeffrey Dahmer did it, why can't you? "Sorry, I'd rather have abortions and it gets me off to have men look at my butt in these yoga pants, I don't want to read the Bible." Well Jeffrey Dahmer did it, why can't you?

                I mean, the man had sex with black guys! And he's in Heaven. ALL you have to do is become a Christian and all is forgiven. Doesn't matter if you're a cannibal, a serial killer, a child rapist, a Democrat, a terrorist, an Atheist, a homosexual, a Catholic, or a war criminal. If you accept Christ, all your sins are washed away. The salvation of Brother Jeffrey is, in my humble opinion, comparable to the conversion of Saul of Tarsus. His ascension to paradise may be one of the most important events of 20th century Christianity. If real Christians did sainthood, he should be canonized. Dahmer is a personal hero of mine.
                I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                  When I saw this thread I was uncertain. As "news bulletins" are something I've never followed, who this Dahmer was was a closed book to me. Now though I'm getting a clearer picture, beyond mere serial killer, in particular relating to Paul (who used to be Saul) and perhaps this man also got a new name, a Christian name. We don't know how many Christian executions Saul enjoyed but they would have been brutal.

                  Another hero who'd fallen from Grace and been rehabilitated is King David. In that case God killed his son to make things better (for David) and of course the king had already done in a soldier so God gave David the soldier's wife. Samson is another example of loss overcome – not by his own efforts but because God was sufficiently loving to overlook transgression (in this case involving a very dubious sounding companion) enabling Samson to kill 300 foxes.

                  Additionally in a single suicide mission 3,000 Philistines were despatched in response to Samson's prayer. We should remember that prayer really works as these examples show, even for mass murderers. But not if they've blasphemed the Holy Spirit.

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                  • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                    When President Trump is reinstated, I think he should posthumously pardon Jeffrey Dahmer and perhaps the Republican Party should give him a honorary posthumous membership, if that is possible.

                    After all, he was cured of his sinful homosexuality and all what he was convicted of was ridding the city of Milwaukee of butt-lusting sodomite filth. That was a sin too (though not nearly as serious as homosexuality) as one should follow the law of the land, but come on, it's not like the lives of those fags was worth as much as the lives of normal people.

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                    • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                      Has our very own Roper Crossburn thought about including a track about Brother Jeff on the next album? Here are some ideas for song titles:

                      Jeff the Sodomite Slayer
                      Sinner for Dinner
                      Milwaukee Fried Sodomite

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                      • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                        Well, I finished watching the Dahmer program with the family on Netflix. We had to fast forward through some scenes depicting raves in gay nightclubs, would've been nice if there had been a disclaimer. I wasn't expecting such disturbing content. But I digress, it is indeed a heartwarming story of one lost sinner's salvation. It's a cautionary tale as well: one major plot point involves two police officers returning a nearly naked 14 year old gook boy with a hole drilled into his head to Dahmer's care because they take his word over that of his loud-mouth negress neighbor who won't stop flapping her big lips, to the point that she even meets with "Reverend" Jesse Jackoff. If they had just arrested Dahmer then after he admitted to being a homosexual, he may have found Christ sooner. Instead, the policemen are reinstated and given awards for bravery. The moral of the story is clear, the Supreme Court needs to repeat Lawrence v. Texas.
                        I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,
                        Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;
                        But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,
                        From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!

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                        • Re: Serial Killer Jeffrey Dahmer: Christian in Heaven with Jesus

                          Originally posted by Dennis Lukes View Post
                          The moral of the story is clear, the Supreme Court needs to repeat Lawrence v. Texas.
                          Great Point, Brother Lukes. It's so important it almost deserves its own thread. As the late columnist, Ann Landers, used to say, it's time for the Supreme Court to wake up and smell the coffee.

                          As most True Christians™ know, Lawrence v. Texas, was as big a loss to we Christians as Roe v. Wade. Both cases took God and the Bible from law enforcement and our world became a make-your-own-moral-laws place. In the Lawrence case police broke into a bedroom and caught two men having sex. They were arrested. This arrest must have pleased Jesus. The arrest gave the two men an opportunity to hear the Bible and change to save their souls from sin.

                          In all the yakety yak we hear that the Supreme Court might reverse this or that ruling from previous Courts, no one mentions reversing Lawrence v. Texas. It is imperative we return to police the power to break into bedrooms and see what is going on. Those who live in sin will then have the opportunity to come to Jesus and be saved. It happened to our friend, Jeffrey Dahmer. Why not save all homers?

                          Lawrence v. Texas - Wikipedia
                          Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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