All True Christians™ with a mind for history remember how Bill Clinton distracted the world from an event of high importance (him having oral sex) to an event of low importance (Bin Laden's existence) in the late 1990's. Republicans and all true patriots roundly criticised him for expecting us to be distracted by shiny objects like terrorism, when we need to focus like a lazer beam on the true Threats To America, oral sex and cigar-abuse.
So, we've proven that using Bin Laden as a distraction from serious problems is a long-standing democrat tactic. So, what major event (?) is Obama using this minor event (Bin LaDead) to distract us from right now?
My theory: it has something to do with the royal wedding. I didn't watch it myself, but I hear that the bride was dressed like a harlot. I've also heard that some people got very exited while watching the wedding, saying they "went through an entire box of kleenex". I can put two and two together.
Friends, this calls for billions of taxpayer's dollars, and the immediate reassignment of our top FBI and CIA operatives to begin an investigation. Any volunteers to become the new Ken Starr?
So, we've proven that using Bin Laden as a distraction from serious problems is a long-standing democrat tactic. So, what major event (?) is Obama using this minor event (Bin LaDead) to distract us from right now?
My theory: it has something to do with the royal wedding. I didn't watch it myself, but I hear that the bride was dressed like a harlot. I've also heard that some people got very exited while watching the wedding, saying they "went through an entire box of kleenex". I can put two and two together.
Friends, this calls for billions of taxpayer's dollars, and the immediate reassignment of our top FBI and CIA operatives to begin an investigation. Any volunteers to become the new Ken Starr?
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