[Elmer G. White]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

An update: The atheist scientists are becoming desperate as less and less people are convinced about their hoaxes, no doubt due to the investigative journalism of Creation scientists not only here at Landover Baptist Church but worldwide.

Ergo: they have decided to distribute a new image. This allegedly shows the "lander" on the "comet" photographed by the "mothership" Rosetta.


As you can see, the lander "Philae" is represented by a pixel that looks exactly like the pixel next to it. Most convincing...

This is too ridiculous to be funny. It is only sad.

Luke 24:25 Then he said unto them, O fools, and slow of heart to believe all that the prophets have spoken:

I suppose these scientist atheists will never repent. They'll keep on feeding the world with their disinformation until Rapture takes place. I no longer feel very sorry for them, either, but I am deeply worried about unsuspecting young boys and innocent youths who are at risk of losing their place in heaven due to all this.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

I suppose these scientist atheists will never repent. They'll keep on feeding the world with their disinformation until Rapture takes place. I no longer feel very sorry for them, either, but I am deeply worried about unsuspecting young boys and innocent youths who are at risk of losing their place in heaven due to all this.

This is exactly how I feel, Brother. My sympathies do not lie with the unrepentant mocker and ridiculer and rejecter of Christ, but with the child who will grow up with parents too stubborn and self-hating to teach them the value of fear and obedience unto the LORD. These children't haven't a chance unless we as a society make sure our Public Schools are Safe for Children.

Bring Christ Back Into Schools!

[Bob4God]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

When I was a kid, a comet was something to indicate a pause in a sentence or to separate a list of items in that sentence.

Now it has become a fantasy world where robots fly around and teach young boys to have anal sex. Is there anybody left who cannot see the true consequences of taking GOD out of our public schools?

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

When I was a kid, a comet was something to indicate a pause in a sentence or to separate a list of items in that sentence.

Now it has become a fantasy world where robots fly around and teach young boys to have anal sex. Is there anybody left who cannot see the true consequences of taking GOD out of our public schools?

Yes, desperate times. All hope seems to be vanishing.






But there is hope. Us.

Is there anybody left? Yes, there is. We are here. As long as we persevere and continue working for the Truth(tm), the victory of Satan over the lower colonic regions of young youths is incomplete. We are here.

Psalms 100:3
Know ye that the LORD he is God: it is he that hath made us, and not we ourselves; we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.

Genesis 42:31
And we said unto him, We are true men; we are no spies.


We are here. We cannot be fooled. Every letter we write here is a small victory for Jesus and together it becomes an avalanche of righteousness that will eventually drown the sodomistic swarm and become the cornerstone of New Jerusalem.



Glory to God, Praise Jesus Sweet Savior!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Titus Templeton]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

Wasn't neptun some god of the romans?
Why would scientists name a star after some roman god?
The answer is that science has much more to do with religion then what it appears to be. Science is just on a war against christianity to Create their own god.

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

An update.

It's exactly what I expected. The atheist scientists have launched a counter-attack. No doubt it is mostly due to the very convincing arguments we have been able to put forth in this Godly Forum.

They must have seen our total demolishing of their sorry attempt to create a plausible fictional planet "Uranus" and realized how implausible it is. A sphere of light blue color that a retard child could create with crayons or watercolors! Here's their original design to remind you, Sisters and Brethren, of their incapability:


Now they have "decided" it's time to perk things up a bit. They invented a "storm". Apparently they think that by combining new images with a fake news item their "Uranus" becomes more plausible.

...If, indeed, these features are high-altitude clouds generated by flow perturbations associated with a deeper vortex system, such drastic fluctuations in intensity would indeed be possible...

What a load of nonsense vocabulary. Compare the above attempt of diversion to THIS:

Job 26:8 He bindeth up the waters in his thick clouds; and the cloud is not rent under them.

As for the new picture, it is most likely generated by Photoshop. It looks like this:


It's even worse than the previous one, out of focus, random patches of white, slurred, and the colors are less bright and beautiful. I can tell that these must be last desperate attempts to reach the public and get more research funding. Jesus no longer weeps at these IQ-challenged atheists. He laughs!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Bjorn Jensen]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

And the scientists have the audacity to call their fake planet for Uranus? Who do they think they are fooling? I don't even want to think how they came up with that name

[Elmer G. White]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

Well, the scheme is out. As suspected, the one and only goal of this make-believe "comet mission" was to usurp God by spreading invented data that would make Jesus unnecessary. The actual assault has just begun. It will result in casualties, I'm afraid. Many young boys and men will succumb to daydreams of stars and faraway places and experiment with sodomy. Forever lost to Jesus.

The atheists are now claiming that this "comet" has living molecules and that it started life on Earth several thousands of years ago. Preposterous.

Carbon-containing "organics" are the basis of life on Earth and may give clues to chemical ingredients delivered to our planet early in its history.
The compounds were picked up by a German-built instrument designed to "sniff" the comet's thin atmosphere.

At least, if there is an instrument (which I doubt), it is assumedly manufactured by skilled Germans. Small relief.

1 Corinthians 8:5-6
For though there be that are called gods, whether in heaven or in earth, (as there be gods many, and lords many,)But to us [there is but] one God, the Father, of whom [are] all things, and we in him; and one Lord Jesus Christ, by whom [are] all things, and we by him.


Indeed, a pile of dung rubble is no God. Here is the pile of rubble.


At this point, this is all we get from these science atheists as they have not yet come up with any further fairytals. They admit as much.

It has not been disclosed which molecules have been found, or how complex they are.

This means they are desperately trying to invent some plausible chemical names for their "findings". Ha-Ha!

Jesus is displeased. But He is mighty. He is righteous. He will smite these scum. I am most confident.



He will fight the demons of science and emerge victorious.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Des]

Re: Comet landing hoax from Europe - the most pathetic attempt EVER to mock JESUS

Europistani anal probes and German panty sniffing instruments to 'prove' evil lotion. Is anyone dumb enough to buy into all this?