[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Perhaps, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is real because I get a lot of it. Theoretically I can trace it to one of my weaknesses, my compulsive sexual habits and a real succubus that inhabits my body. This demon saps all the living energy and does not let me focus on productive activities.

YIC
Chubbs

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Perhaps, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is real because I get a lot of it. Theoretically I can trace it to one of my weaknesses, my compulsive sexual habits and a real succubus that inhabits my body. This demon saps all the living energy and does not let me focus on productive activities.

YIC
Chubbs

You can't blame all your problems on demons. However, you CAN blame all your problems on not reading the KJV 1611 Holy Bible.





Get cracking!

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Perhaps, Chronic Fatigue Syndrome is real because I get a lot of it. Theoretically I can trace it to one of my weaknesses, my compulsive sexual habits and a real succubus that inhabits my body. This demon saps all the living energy and does not let me focus on productive activities.
YIC
Chubbs

Young lady, as dear Brother Lukes has so kindly pointed out, you need to read the -- faithfully and diligently! And please don't give me any excuse about how you're too tired to even open the Book. And don't bother whining about how it's hard to understand the way it's written. The good equipped you with a mind, and it's not fault that you are not making progress. You will find that once you put your "all" into reading the Holy Scriptures, then you will receive blessings from Almighty, which He promises so mightily:

Isaiah 41:10 "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness."

But, first of all, before you receive those blessed assurances, YOU have to do some groundwork, and that means to read the Scriptures every chance that avails you! Please, do let us know how you're getting on -- we look forward to being pleasantly surprised with words of encouragement from you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Young lady, as dear Brother Lukes has so kindly pointed out, you need to read the -- faithfully and diligently! And please don't give me any excuse about how you're too tired to even open the Book. And don't bother whining about how it's hard to understand the way it's written. The good equipped you with a mind, and it's not fault that you are not making progress. You will find that once you put your "all" into reading the Holy Scriptures, then you will receive blessings from Almighty, which He promises so mightily:

Isaiah 41:10 "Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness."

But, first of all, before you receive those blessed assurances, YOU have to do some groundwork, and that means to read the Scriptures every chance that avails you! Please, do let us know how you're getting on -- we look forward to being pleasantly surprised with words of encouragement from you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

As promised I read a few passages from Genesis (I love that word. Isn't that a rock band starring Phil Collins, from the 80s)


I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?


It hurts my brain so much that I need a Menthol cigarette but I promise you I will get back to reading more.


1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

As promised I read a few passages from Genesis (I love that word. Isn't that a rock band starring Phil Collins, from the 80s)

I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?

It hurts my brain so much that I need a Menthol cigarette but I promise you I will get back to reading more.

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness

Young lady, I have no idea about the name of any rock & roll band, even those that may or may not be named after Books within the . For your information, my idea of music is whatever the local Salvation Army band might be playing so I have no interest in noise other music. Anyway, onto your other concerns.

I am attaching a link to an article about the division of light and darkness. Please see if you can begin to understand this. You might have to read it a few times as I realize it can be confusing to a newcomer in the . Considering that you're stuck at the fourth verse in the entire , I suspect that the article might take you a bit of time.

https://exceedingfaith.com/god-separated-light-darkness/

And, please, do not smoke. Heavenly days, no! Your body is not meant for indulging in practices that are unhealthy or otherwise disgusting, and that applies to smoking of any kind.

I Corinthians 6:19, 20:
9 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Good Heaven! I've just noticed the time. I'm hosting a 4th of July lunch tomorrow and I must get to the store to get some fresh eggs for the making of my mayonnaise. Should you not receive a reply from me in the next little while, it's because I'll be busy with my preparations. Until then, happy reading, Miss Chubbs.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Young lady, I have no idea about the name of any rock & roll band, even those that may or may not be named after Books within the .

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Ma'am, why you're calling me a lady. I am a man and as straight as they come.


I am not really for the queers, that should put me on the same side as the Bible lovers. I nearly voted for President Trump (unfotunately I was too passed out that day from a routine drug overdose.)


I have been in and out of rehab but you shouldn't be so cruel to categorize me in the wrong gender.


YIC,
Chubbs

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I am attaching a link to an article about the division of light and darkness. Please see if you can begin to understand this. You might have to read it a few times as I realize it can be confusing to a newcomer in the . Considering that you're stuck at the fourth verse in the entire , I suspect that the article might take you a bit of time.

https://exceedingfaith.com/god-separ...ight-darkness/

Thanks I'm gonna check it out for sure. I will confess it rightaway. I can't read very quickly as I don't understand the meaning of so many words which I don't have to use in my daily life. Looking up a dictionary is painful, I'd rather have a colonscopy (Hooray I used such a big word! Congratulations to me).

And, please, do not smoke. Heavenly days, no! Your body is not meant for indulging in practices that are unhealthy or otherwise disgusting, and that applies to smoking of any kind.

It's a habit a carryover from Europe. You see in Europe they smoke everywhere, on the porch, outside cafes, churches (if there's any church attendees), schools, bus stations, even gas stations. Everyone smokes from school-going kids to eighty-year old ladies.


Unfortuantly it would take a while for me to quit this habit. I know it isn't nice.

I Corinthians 6:19, 20:
9 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own? 20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's.

Why can't Jesus Christ use simpler words. What's with all the "ye" and "thou", if I talk that way in the Bronx or Trenton (it's like the Watts or the East Coast), see how long that will last me!

ood Heaven! I've just noticed the time. I'm hosting a 4th of July lunch tomorrow and I must get to the store to get some fresh eggs for the making of my mayonnaise. Should you not receive a reply from me in the next little while, it's because I'll be busy with my preparations. Until then, happy reading, Miss Chubbs.

Sincerely, Isabella W.

Happy 4th of July to you and everyone else on this lovely forum. I am declaring my independence from the succubus that inhabits my body, very important day for me. Look forward to your support.

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

Ma'am, why you're calling me a lady. I am a man and as straight as they come.

I am not really for the queers, that should put me on the same side as the Bible lovers. I nearly voted for President Trump (unfotunately I was too passed out that day from a routine drug overdose.)

I have been in and out of rehab but you shouldn't be so cruel to categorize me in the wrong gender.

YIC,
Chubbs

Dear Mr. Chubbs: I do apologize for my error in addressing you previously. Without a photo avatar on your profile, I assumed that you are female. Then, reading through a few of your postings, I had wondered if you are a confused transsexualistic type of person questioning your identity. Regardless, you've cleared that up, somewhat, but I must say that I am concerned that you've had "routine" drug overdoses. This is why you need to trust in completely.

I may missed something in the other postings, but did you say that you are, or are not, truly saved? Are you redeemed by the precious of the Lamb? Have you asked to forgive you of your disgusting sins? Have you decided that you will follow , in repentance and service? If the answer to any of those is "no","not sure" or "maybe", then you need to get down to basics and get saved. If you would like some help from one of our Godly pastors, then I'm sure that someone would be more than happy to help you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I may missed something in the other postings, but did you say that you are, or are not, truly saved? Are you redeemed by the precious of the Lamb? Have you asked to forgive you of your disgusting sins? Have you decided that you will follow , in repentance and service? If the answer to any of those is "no","not sure" or "maybe", then you need to get down to basics and get saved. If you would like some help from one of our Godly pastors, then I'm sure that someone would be more than happy to help you.
Sincerely, Isabella W.

One word answer: I am interested. But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack. Never read the Bible my whole life. Never went to churches in a long time. Do Catholic confessionals count?

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

One word answer: I am interested. But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack. Never read the Bible my whole life. Never went to churches in a long time. Do Catholic confessionals count?

Dear Chubby: That's nice that you are interested, but having nice intentions will not get you into Heaven to avoid the wrath of Almighty . Only those who are truly saved and washed in the of the Lamb will escape the fires of , and it is that eternal damnation that you so surely deserve.

Revelation 21:8 " But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."

As for your statement that we need to "cut" you "some slack", if you don't like us for telling you the Truth about the love of , then you can always complain to when you stand before on Judgment Day. And feel free to take your time. You will be in eternity then. I am sure that the good will give you lots of opportunity to explain why you rejected Salvation and why you chose instead of .

As for people on this sanctified site "being so mean" to you, that is utter rubbish. People here have been very interested in what you've had to say. We are only telling what you need to know, based on the many truths within the , and yet you continue to complain and reject the truth.

I shall pray for you, young Mr. Chubbs -- Eternity is forever, and so will be your home in .

Sincerely, Isabella W.

[Dennis Lukes]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

One word answer: I am interested.

...

But why is everyone being so mean to me? I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out. You gotta cut me some slack.

It's called tough love, son. We're trying to save your soul from damnation. The Lord certainly won't "cut you some slack" if you die without being Saved (James 2:10). Let us help you.

Do Catholic confessional count?

In the eyes of God, a Catholic confessional counts exactly as much as a Voodoo dance or a Scientology auditing session.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

...I said I'm on your side whilst I try to figure things out...

You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.

...Never read the Bible my whole life...

Cure your ignorance.

[Chubsy-Wubsy]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

You're not on their side. You don't even know what the sides are.


Cure your ignorance.

The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.


At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.


Don't need advice from you, then.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

I am so confused by the 4th verse. How can you divide light from the dark? I just did an experiment with a flashlight. All I see a shadow on the wall where the light beams. Why doesn't the Bible passage mention a shadow?

Because God was not referring to shadows. When He does, it says "shadow" which is one way we know The Bible is true. Light is one thing. Darkness is something else. There are different types of darkness. Shadows are a third thing, for example when God moved the sun backwards in the sky, witnesses recorded how observed shadows stopped moving in their usual direction (as on a sundial) and started moving in the reverse direction. This is not a sliver of thick darkness stuck on one side of a stick. It's a shadow.

II Kings 20:8-11 Hezekiah said unto Isaiah, What shall be the sign that the LORD will heal me, and that I shall go up into the house of the LORD the third day And Isaiah said, This sign shalt thou have of the LORD, that the LORD will do the thing that he hath spoken: shall the shadow go forward ten degrees, or go back ten degrees? And Hezekiah answered, It is a light thing for the shadow to go down ten degrees: nay, but let the shadow return backward ten degrees. And Isaiah the prophet cried unto the LORD: and he brought the shadow ten degrees backward, by which it had gone down in the dial of Ahaz.

[Isabella White]

Re: Chronic Fatigue Syndrome: A Fake Illness and a Lame Excuse for Laziness

The difference between you and me. You continue to touch your tallywhacker and insult the holy spirit.

At least I am trying to read the Bible and have stopped touching my enlarged member. I feel the temptation just like Jesus did but I am staying strong.
Don't need advice from you, then.

Dear Mr. Chubbs: Really, this is no way to behave. There is no need to insult someone who has tried to help you by so kindly giving you an online for you to study. I think we have done a great deal to help you in your walk with the , so it would be appropriate if you would express some gratitude toward those who are showing a very real interest in your spiritual wellbeing. Now, then, I shall request that you apologize to Didymus for being so abruptly ungrateful.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
P.S. And kindly refrain from discussing various "personal" things. We're not interested in the things that you've allowed to pervert your mind.