[Marshall]

Re: PROOF God is REAL!

Today I had a doctors appointment at 2:00 downtown. Standard things like temperature taking and whatnot. I left my farm at 1:30 late from having lost my keys the night before while conducting a Bible study with a few of the darker farmhands, the paperbag test proves shade is proportionate to Godliness and these boys NEEDED a stiff shot of Jesus. Apparently the keys were under the bed and by the time I found them I was already running 10 minutes late.
I decided on the Plymouth because its fast and automatic so I figured Id have an easier time in traffic if I didnt have to change gears every 15 seconds. No sooner had I pulled out of the driveway then I was doing in excess of 100mph! My car ran better than its ever ran and I made the 45 minute trip in less than 20. I truly believe Jesus was my copilot as I coasted without slowing through every stoplight and intersection without missing a beat! It seemed nothing could slow me down! I did see that Satan had noticed I was in Gods favor and he tried to KILL ME. A car in an intersection I had just gone through narrowly missed me and flipped into the woods, luckily I wasn't fooled by the Devils attempt to make me miss my appointment and I didnt even slow down. Jesus is my Saviour and my best friend for getting me to my colonoscopy on time. Praise Jesus!

[John the Monkey Worshiper]

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GOD WROTE THE BIBLE!

and how did we get it?

[Missionary in Sweden]

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Oh, yes, utterly convincing. Oh, so convincing, a badly made video with text flashing one person's opinion. If you accept such as proof, then give me a bit of time and I'll show you 'proof' that the president's wife is actually a baboon. (It's already been proven many a time that he himself bears a close resemblance to our apelike ancestors).

Hey, we don't take kindly to racists here. Just because Obama's wife is a spearchucker doesn't make her a baboon. I'm aware they look vaguely the same. But that's no reason to be a racist.

We should have compassion for those who were unlucky enough not to be born being of God's preferred race.

NO TO RACISM!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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I see the so called Doctor has vanished.

Typical atheist drive by poster.

YIC

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Serious question... who wrote the bible?

GOD WROTE THE BIBLE!

[MitzaLizalor]

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God isn't real

+ various other posts. The Fry quote was presented in a debate against Ann Widdecombe and Archbishop Onaiyekan concerning whether the catholic church was a force for good, which we have explained on numerous occasions: it is not; he was supported by Christopher Hitchens (since terminated by God).

With 4 such outstanding crackpots arguing over whether a circle is square or triangular it is hardly surprising that the audience became jaded so thoroughly tossing out the whole kaboodle with their final vote—not that studio audiences are any sort of yardstick of course but the big point here (which seems to have escaped your notice) is that we are NOT CATHOLICS.

There are some subtle hints around the site, such as at the top of every page:

Landover Baptist Church

Perhaps you didn't notice?

[BelieverInGod]

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Something tells me this guy isn't a real physicist but thinks we don't know enough of the lies they tell in public schools to tell the difference between an angry kid who has read a few text books and a major league fabricator of lies about reality.

You think he's read text books? I think Sister Etheldreda is right, he's just watched Star Wars and thinks he knows it all.

[Redeemed Papist]

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Something tells me this guy isn't a real physicist but thinks we don't know enough of the lies they tell in public schools to tell the difference between an angry kid who has read a few text books and a major league fabricator of lies about reality.

[BelieverInGod]

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Yes, I know. However, it's my belief, like religion is your belief, that it doesn't really effect me on what I've just done because it's a forum, therefore, I did it. Secondly, yes, you are mormons because of your low intelligence in science.

Once again, we're not Mormons. Not sure why you're so convinced we're Mormons, but we're not.

As for saying we're Mormons because of low intelligence in science. You may want to look at this list...

Henry Eyring
Harvey Fletcher
Steve Jones
Dr. John S. Lewis
Joseph F. Merrill
Richard G. Scott
Kip Thorn
Dr. Norman Tolk

All Mormons, and all know a lot more about sickular physics than you ever will.

So do you want to stop lying?

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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Secondly, yes, you are mormons because of your low intelligence in science.

So that is your hypothesis, what have you done to falsify it?

YIC

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Serious question... who wrote the bible?

Serious answer (with proper attribution: try it, it's easy!):

(2 Timothy 3:16-17) "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, throughly furnished unto all good works."



YiC,

Zech

[Didymus Much]

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You know me, never an a* student at English. Only good at math and science. Anyway, like I said before you gave me that Private message, God isn't real and where is your evidence, mormon?

Genesis 1:1 "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

Look around. See anything, like an EARTH, maybe?

Now, your evidence that He's not real?

[John the Monkey Worshiper]

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Go outside, walk around in the grass. Breathe in the air, see a bird flying across the sky. Hear a child laughing. See the clouds and the trees and the sunshine (or moonlight).

He did all that. He described it in the Bible, and here we are. Pretty compelling, huh?



YiC,

Zech

P.S. All of this is right at the beginning (Genesis). Try reading it sometime.

Serious question... who wrote the bible?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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You know me, never an a* student at English. Only good at math and science. Anyway, like I said before you gave me that Private message, God isn't real and where is your evidence, mormon?

Go outside, walk around in the grass. Breathe in the air, see a bird flying across the sky. Hear a child laughing. See the clouds and the trees and the sunshine (or moonlight).

He did all that. He described it in the Bible, and here we are. Pretty compelling, huh?



YiC,

Zech

P.S. All of this is right at the beginning (Genesis). Try reading it sometime.

[John the Monkey Worshiper]

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Seriously, where is your degree from? I find it amazing that a "doctor" () doesn't know the difference between affect and effect.

Also, your continued defense of your plagiarism is downright embarrassing. Admit your thievery and get on with your life.

Plus: Stephen Fry? Really? At least steal from someone with a modicum of academic respect, like that drooling retard Stephen Hawking (hint: he's an actual physicist).

You know me, never an a* student at English. Only good at math and science. Anyway, like I said before you gave me that Private message, God isn't real and where is your evidence, moron?