Stupidest scientist claim ever: Philae lander has found alien life on a comet

[Elmer G. White]

This time we can no longer be upset about the "scientists'" stupidest claim EVER. We can only laugh. We reported recently that the Eurotrash probe "Rosetta" had landed on a "comet" 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. A comet, a concept invented to mock Jesus and His Creation, the Firmament (Genesis 1:6). Now, this "lander" quite "accidentally" decided to cease communications and, this spring, it "awakened" again.

And pigs fly!

To acquire more research funding, this "lander" has allegedly transmitted some data that PROVES () the existence of aliens on this small piece of rock that probably is just a hoax and - if real - attached to the Firmament.

The comet has a black hydrocarbon crust overlaying ice, smooth icy “seas” and flat-bottomed craters containing lakes of re-frozen water overlain with organic debris.
Wickramasinghe said data coming from the comet seems to point to “micro-organisms being involved in the formation of the icy structures, the preponderance of aromatic hydrocarbons, and the very dark surface”.
“These are not easily explained in terms of prebiotic chemistry. The dark material is being constantly replenished as it is boiled off by heat from the sun. Something must be doing that at a fairly prolific rate.”

This Wikermansings seems to be a Hindoo scholar, thus, totally unreliable and ignorant of Biblical Truths™.

Here we can see the "black crust" and the alleged "comet". This looks like some burned skewered meat to me.


Let us examine these arguments:

1. Black crust must be produced by micro-orgasms? Surely not, my sorry excuse for a wife produces a black crust on steaks quite too easily and she is quite macroscopic, I can testify for that any day!
2. Micro-organisms on the Firmament? Micro-orgasms are bacteria; bacteria cause diseases when God want to punish sinners. The Firmament is just below Heaven! Why would there be diseases in Heaven?!
3. Disease in Hell, yeah, but not Heaven. In fact, I am quite certain that many bacteria and protozoa swarm in Hell and add to the exquisite tortures that Jesus has designed to His enemies.

Selected Scripture backs up these conclusions:

1. Lamentations 5:10 - Our skin was black like an oven because of the terrible famine.
2. Matthew 6:20 - But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:
3. Psalms 38:5 - My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.

All this has been invented not in order to find actual "aliens" but to alienate our children and students from the path that leads to Jesus, to Heaven. This is the type of a Redeemer these people are trying to sell us!


This is the world they imagine to be real on this "comet"! I'm relatively sure the Vatican IS involved.


This is the reality of Jesus and His wrath towards these blasphemers!

John 3:36
He that believeth on the Son hath everlasting life: and he that believeth not the Son shall not see life; but the wrath of God abideth on him.

Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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So let us face facts.

These so called scientist actually want us to beleive that there are aliens living under this rock with nothing better to do than pain ice black? Last time I looked ice was white.

That is more faith than I have

YIC

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Brother Elmer, this is the scene in our house right now.

To acquire more research funding, this "lander" has allegedly transmitted some data that PROVES () the existence of aliens on this small piece of rock that probably is just a hoax and - if real - attached to the Firmament.

Meanwhile, another newspaper points out that the Philae lander could be sat on comet full of aliens and wouldn’t know about it.

But neither Rosetta nor its lander are equipped to search for direct evidence of life after a proposal to include this in the mission was allegedly laughed out of court.

Hannah (6) says this picture reminds her of when Nathanael (2) coated the neighbors' dog with mud and left him to dry in the sun and they had to get him put down. The dog, that is.

[Elmer G. White]

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Brother Elmer, this is the scene in our house right now.

Verily, Sister! This could be a small taste of Heaven, where we can laugh all day at the stupidity and consequent agony of sinners writhing in incomprehensible PAIN in the Furnace that is Hell!



Psalms 59:8
But thou, O LORD, shalt laugh at them; thou shalt have all the heathen in derision.

Proverbs 1:26
I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

I hope we'll be able to point at this Wiccamansinger from the Heavenly lookout spot overlooking Hell and seeing how HIS skin becomes the black crust that is consumed by these micro-organisms for ETERNITY! That'll teach him! These are the people who used to laugh at ME when I presented the Truth™ of Jesus in their conferences!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Mary Etheldreda]

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This is the world they imagine to be real on this "comet"! I'm relatively sure the Vatican IS involved.

I don't doubt it, Professor. As a homeschooler, I pride myself in keeping up to date with all the information as it comes available. While we do rely on "Google University of Medicine" for health and medical information, Google itself cannot be counted on for any theological information. They hate Jesus and make no bones about it.

But a recently published book Exovaticana reveals extensive scholarship into the history of the Catholic Church and its evolving position on extraterrestrial life. The authors prove the catholic church has begun a global dialogue on extraterrestrial life where Pope Franny will ultimately disclose the former’s existence to the world. Biblical Scripture is a solid foundation for understanding that these "aliens" are really demonic entities who destructively intervened in human history, and are about to return and do so again. These "extraterrestrial beings" on this rock are the original giants called Anakim and Nephilim, the ones who seduced human women with, well, whatever giants seduce women with (I don't want to be crass, but I think we all know what wanton women will go for every time). Those who are familiar with History know this is what inspired God to be angry with the entire human race and kill everyone and everything on the planet, save what few could fit and survive on Noah's Ark (Genesis 6:4-7).

Pope Franny was chosen by the papists because he speaks Spanish, the language of the ignorant and most fecund, to trick the largest population to embrace the returning/visiting aliens as "brothers in Christ." Exovaticana warns of a future religious war between those accepting visiting aliens as "brothers in Christ" and those who recognize them to be returning demons about to enslave us. Because the ignorant have the most babies, their soldiers will be many. But the joke is on them. Thanks to the popularity of the Duggars, True Christians™ everywhere have been refusing to give up a single opportunity to bring forth another Soldier of Christ, and it appears our time has come. Armed with the Word of the LORD, the Body Armor of Christ (Ephesians 6:10-18), and sheer numbers of True Christian™ Soldiers, we will not be overcome!

[BuddyBraeswood]

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I don't doubt it, Professor. As a homeschooler, I pride myself in keeping up to date with all the information as it comes available.

God Bless you and your children Mrs. Etheldreda (and family of course). It warms me to know you're keeping them out of public schools - they were good at one time but would most certainly do the same.

"If you're not raising your children, someone else is!"

It was up to very recently I took this garbage in, full force. Was overly fascinated but since learning the earth is fixed, it has realigned my perception of what is real and true - the Bible (KJV only).

An "alien" hoax is coming and the vatican is setting up to welcome it. They have been laying a foundation for the very notion of visitors from other "planets" - hellywood, vatican, military/nasa, etc. This might be too much but I beseech you reading this, understand the military has devices to put actual voices in our heads (artificial telepathy - 1950's tech!) and fake images in the sky (Project Blue Beam). Do not be fooled - I know you won't because you have Jesus in your hearts and can discern God's Voice. Putting this in here in case someone else other than a True Christian reads it. Turn to Christ or be fooled - 2 Thessalonians 2:11. The ones behind the scenes, pulling the strings of our world's leaders are setting up for a one world government by making a one world religion. The vatican, the ANTICHRIST, will be the ones to usher this devil in. I'm just so grateful to know Jesus - John 3:16 and John 14:6 - because we live in the most deceptive of times. Turn to Him!

[Alvin Moss]

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My cousin's stove has a black, aromatic crust that flakes off and is constantly replenished by some mechanism my cousin can't understand, but no one around here thinks there are any aliens living in it.

[Des]

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Aren't anal probes typically covered in darkly colored 'aromatic hydrocarbons' due to where they stick them?


Surely then, even if they really did send an anal probe somewhere, they are neglecting to factor in cross-contamination. And they call themselves scientists!

[Cranky Old Man]

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I don't get how Mexicans and other illegal aliens are supposed to have traveled to this "comet". They are too lazy to earn a honest Dollar so traveling to a comet seems extremely unlikely to me. I am certain NASA makes up these claims to steal our tax dollars and fund their anal sex orgies. After all we know for a fact they faked the entire Moon landing!

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Another "photo", allegedly of this comet thingy, has been published.

I am sorry that I am unable to copy the picture here. I am not very technically savvy. Instead, here is a picture of my daughter Hannah's very first attempt at making a pie. This was taken in September 2012, when she was just 4 years old.



Those of you who can be bothered to follow the link at the top will notice that the resemblance is remarkable.

Honestly, if they are going to try to fool us with photoshopped pictures of baked goods you'd think they'd make a better job of it.

[uncool dude]

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What is the firmament?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What is the firmament?

Read the Bible!

In the Bible, the firmament is a solid, dome-shaped structure in which the stars were placed. It separated the waters below from the waters above. Windows in the firmament were opened whenever it rained.

Verses in the KJV that refer to the firmament:
Gen.1:6-8, 1:14-15, 1:17, 1:20
Ps.19:1, 150:1
Ezek.1:22-26, 10:1
Dan.12:3

[RArnold]

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I suppose they'll be telling us that the firmament doesn't exist next.

IGNORANT EMPIRICALIST SCHOLARS!

Psalm 19 The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork.

[uncool dude]

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Read the Bible!

In the Bible, the firmament is a solid, dome-shaped structure in which the stars were placed. It separated the waters below from the waters above. Windows in the firmament were opened whenever it rained.

Verses in the KJV that refer to the firmament:
Gen.1:6-8, 1:14-15, 1:17, 1:20
Ps.19:1, 150:1
Ezek.1:22-26, 10:1
Dan.12:3

Oh Ok thanks

[Harsha Shah]

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Yes. It is Harsha Shah here. We were discussing life on other planets with the schoolchildren the other day. While this particular finding is proving not to be very plausible, the children were very excited about the prospects of "alien life". Yes. It would be wonderful to see how life would be an inevitable outcome of the basic processes of chemistry. Yes. I am thinking that we could just be appreciating and cherishing life regardless of its origins, a god or some gods or none. This is the basic doctrine of non-violence, the ahimsa. Yes. Cherish everyone as they are all your sisters, yes. I am hoping this sad but beautiful vision is not offensive. Yes. If there are other beings they are also our sibligs. I have been reading about the Universal Life Church, that seems to be another christian denomination. They have this beautiful motto "We believe in doing that which is right" and another "we are all children of the same universe". Yes oh yes! Very beautiful. I am hoping we'll be meeting these other children very soon. Yes!