Russian lab takes the black off of Negroes

[Virginia Day Templeton]

What a bizarre story this is. I don't quite know what to make of it. Researchers in Russia have apparently found a way of de-blacking Negroes so that they appear raceless or even white, by peeling away the layers of skin that contain excess melanin. The laboratory has treated several hundred people so far and there is talk of using the process to integrate Negroes into Russian society. To me, that sounds like a dangerous idea (why are there blacks in Russia in the first place?) but I can think of several applications for the treatment that might be beneficial, mainly its use in helping ex-Negroes shed the scars of their former condition. I also have a few questions:

1. Does the treatment only lighten the skin, or does it provide relief from other Negroid symptoms like kinky hair, swollen lips, and oversized genitalia?

2. Are there psychological effects? Could the procedure lead to improved IQ or a lowered propensity for violence? Google says that спросить is Russian for ask; were subjects better able to pronounce this word following treatment?

4. Is it permanent? Imagine the horror of having your blackness cured only to watch it slowly return, day by day, as an ape-like primitive takes shape in your mirror. It would give Cronenberg the shivers.

5. Once a person has undergone this treatment, is he or she still allowed to say "nigger"?

It would seem that Russia is leading the way not only in enforcement of Biblical values, but in scientific progress as well. I will have to see if these researchers have any connection with the Moscow phrenology lab where Brother Remy recently worked. What are your thoughts on this breakthrough, fellow Christians?

[Des]

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I wonder how it works. I have fond memories of stringing up & skinning bucks with my daddy when I was a kid, but they never looked white underneath. From the way they screamed I suspected it turned them into women, but not a one of them ever came out white.

[Witch Hammer]

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Do you know what this means? With this treatment, plastic surgery and a blonde wig one of these retrograde creatures could superficially pass for a real person and marry one of our daughters!

What scientists don't understand is that the heart of the negroe is as black as tar, and that the swarthy skin tone is just an outward symptom of a much deeper depravity...a saturnine stain on the soul that only The Great Physician™ can remedy.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

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Since the black skin is caused by drinking malt liquor and raping white women in the first place, I don't think this procedure will have any lasting effect. Soon the Russians will realize that capitalism is the only sustainable treatment for poverty.

[James Hutchins]

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Have you ever noticed, the palms of the rare negroid that actually works, is nearly white?

An experiment I have wanted to do (I took science in College, so I know how to do experiments) was to scrub a nigra with lye to remove the black, just like a wash woman would do to the stained grout around a toilet.

The Bible tells us the sons of Caanan were created to be servants of decent man. I fully believe any man can rise from the depths of humanity to become normal, if he is willing to put his back into it. Thank you Mrs. Templeton for showing everyone how easy it is.

Genesis 9:18-27King James Version (KJV)

18 And the sons of Noah, that went forth of the ark, were Shem, and Ham, and Japheth: and Ham is the father of Canaan.
19 These are the three sons of Noah: and of them was the whole earth overspread.
20 And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
23 And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
24 And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
26 And he said, Blessed be the Lord God of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.
27 God shall enlarge Japheth, and he shall dwell in the tents of Shem; and Canaan shall be his servant.

[You fux need Jeezus]

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Jesus was not White. He was from the Middle East, and thus probably Brown-skinned. Should he have undergone this cruel "treatment"? Also there is nothing wrong with being Black. But there is so much wrong with forcing a human being to shave their God-given skin off in order to look like another race and "pass." To the mormon who said capitalism is the only cure for poverty, what about when Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven? Yeah, I think Jesus was okay with poor people, especially considering he himself was poor. What about in Acts when the early church sold their possessions and shared everything with each other? That doesn't sound like capitalism to me, it sounds like socialism. It doesn't really sound democratic either. Back to the issue, God loves Black people just the way they are. Genesis says humanity is made in God's image. How dare any of you call God's creation unclean. When you call a person unclean for being Black, you are blaspheming the name of the God who made them. You are the one who needs to undergo surgery, surgery of the soul. Black is not a sin. It is not the result of drinking malt liquor or raping white women, regardless of what your hillbilly textbooks handwritten by your inbred uncle might tell you. If you think that Black is inherently sinful, you need to go to your room and pray that God will forgive your hateful, conniving, jealous, blaspheming, wicked little heart.

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Jesus was not White. He was from the Middle East, and thus probably Brown-skinned.

Don't be silly. Being born the only White Man in the entire Middle East was a grand miracle itself, overshadowed only by the miraculous events in which God the Father to impregnate a virgin (as God the Holy Ghost) to give birth to Himself (as God the Son) while she was still a virgin!

Also there is nothing wrong with being Black.

There's nothing "wrong" with being hungry, either. But for a man to starve to death while another man watches, is wrong. You're asking us to watch negroes spiritually starve without offering any morsel of food. That's rather harsh of you. I've heard of "tough love," but even I think that's extreme.

But there is so much wrong with forcing a human being to shave their God-given skin off in order to look like another race and "pass."

Well, that's the very question the OP is asking. Is it wrong? Does removal of the negroidal skin remove sin as well? Is this an attempt to fool God? Is this no more than a physiological application of the Tower of Babel, that very thing that wrought God's vengeance upon all mankind and confused his speech so that no longer could a decent lady easily communicate with her Mexican housekeeper.

To the mormon who said capitalism is the only cure for poverty, what about when Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven?

Some people make the difficult look easy, but don't let that fool you. Not everyone is so classy as our own dear Pastor Zeke. He's the example Jesus gave - it's not easy to be like him. He's worked hard at this, you know.

God loves Black people just the way they are.

What is your Scriptural support, dear?

Genesis says humanity is made in God's image. How dare any of you call God's creation unclean.

You're forgetting, Genesis also explained how Eve, in her pride, ate the forbidden fruit, thus rendering all mankind sinners from then on out. That's why you can't trust those nudists. They're all like Eve - prancing around as if God can't see and doesn't care. They're disgusting, even worse than many negroes.

When you call a person unclean for being Black, you are blaspheming the name of the God who made them.

What is your Scriptural support, dear?

You are the one who needs to undergo surgery, surgery of the soul.

We already have! When a person is born again (John 3:3), they are made into a new creature (2 Corinthians 5:17). This creature is made from incorruptible seed (1 Peter 1:23), and so is a fleshy vessel of the Holy Spirit (1 Corinthians 6:19). You might consider True Christians™ to be fleshy exoskeletons of the invisible Holy Ghost Himself! Glory!

So by yelling at us, you're really yelling at Christ. That's not very nice. Or smart, considering what He does to those who irk Him (Malachi 2:2-4).

[Didymus Much]

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Jesus was not White. He was from the Middle East, and thus probably Brown-skinned...

You first state something as a fact, and then back it up with a "probably".

If I wanted logic fails, I'd read some Bible.

...what about when Jesus said it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven?...

A really huge needle could exist quite easily, and therefore a camel could easily pass through its eye. Evidence for Heaven existing? None. So how could any man (rich or not) enter something that only exists in someone's imagination?

...Yeah, I think Jesus was okay with poor people...

Oh, read a Bible, would you? Jesus Himself tells us why He didn't hang around rich people:

Luke 5:31 "And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick."

...especially considering he himself was poor...

So poor that He could go gallivanting around wherever and whenever He pleased, while never holding a paying job in His adult life.

...Back to the issue, God loves Black people just the way they are...

IF "the way they are" includes obeying the Bible 100%, word-for-word:

Matthew 7:21 "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven."

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

Oh, and that includes killing witches, disobedient children, rape victims (if they're married), and non-virgin brides who have been properly paid for. Do you know any black people who do that (aside from the Ex-Negros™ here at Landover)? Then God loves them, otherwise, no.

...Genesis says humanity is made in God's image...

WRONG. Genesis says Adam was created in God's image.

...How dare any of you call God's creation unclean...

Because <drum roll, please>, THAT'S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS.

Proverbs 16:4 "The Lord hath made all things for himself: Yea, even the wicked for the day of evil."

Isaiah 45:7 "I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things."

Try reading it before you go telling others what it says, k?

...If you think that Black is inherently sinful, you need to go to your room and pray that God will forgive your hateful, conniving, jealous, blaspheming, wicked little heart.

Scripture or STFU, thanks.

[Virginia Day Templeton]

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Jesus was not White. He was from the Middle East, and thus probably Brown-skinned. Should he have undergone this cruel "treatment"?

This is Mohammad-Ali Ramin, a Middle Eastern man who organized Iran's Holocaust review conference. He looks like a session drummer for Abba.



Still think Jesus was brown? Read the Bible.

Revelation 1:13-15
13 And in the midst of the seven candlesticks one like unto the Son of man, clothed with a garment down to the foot, and girt about the paps with a golden girdle.
14 His head and his hairs were white like wool, as white as snow; and his eyes were as a flame of fire;
15 And his feet like unto fine brass, as if they burned in a furnace; and his voice as the sound of many waters.

But there is so much wrong with forcing a human being to shave their God-given skin off in order to look like another race and "pass."

You seem to have a gross misunderstanding of what is going on here. No one is being "forced" to do anything; this isn't the Island of Dr. Moreau. Russia is a free market society like America and its Negroes (again, I have no clue how they got there) are choosing, of their own free will, to undergo a medical treatment that makes them resemble normal people. In fact this is what blacks do everywhere. There is an entire industry based around straighteners, relaxers, and wigs that black women use to get "good hair." They even made a movie about it. Michael Jackson was probably the most famous black person ever and what did he do with his millions? He lightened his skin, of course.

It is a fact that black skin is unpleasant to look at, a fact attested to by the zillions of black Barbie (Tarbie) dolls languishing on overstock shelves and at the bottoms of toy bins. Even babies don't want to play with Negro dolls. It's not a matter of clean or unclean—and yes, the Bible does say that dark skin is ugly.

Song of Solomon 1:5-7
5 I am black, but comely, O ye daughters of Jerusalem, as the tents of Kedar, as the curtains of Solomon.
6 Look not upon me, because I am black, because the sun hath looked upon me: my mother's children were angry with me; they made me the keeper of the vineyards; but mine own vineyard have I not kept.

If you, as a (presumably) white person went out and got a tan, your friends would probably compliment you, yet you would deny blacks and browns the right to make their own skin the same color. Sounds like a nasty form of white privilege. Personally, I just want people to be happy, and all the evidence we have—surveys, personal anecdotes, Bible verses—says that the whiter blacks look, the happier, prettier, and more successful they are. Just how much of a racist are you to forbid an entire race of people happiness, beauty, and success? Are you typing from underneath a white sheet?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Even babies don't want to play with Negro dolls. It's not a matter of clean or unclean—and yes, the Bible does say that dark skin is ugly.

Even piccaninnies don't want to play with nigra dolls!

[Alvin Moss]

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I'm not sure what to make of this. My fear is that the underlying causes of Negroeness will not be addressed and that this may simply be a case of changing the skin color through tricks- and against the will of God. The dark skin simply identifies the Negroe, that you may put your hand on your wallet or lock your car door. Also, the police can tell who to be suspicious of. The real sinfulness of the Negroe can be revealed in the presence of pie, malt liquor, watermelon, or White women. I do not believe that these Russians are solving these more serious problems and as a result, I cannot support these treatments.

[WilliamJenningsBryan]

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These Russians have no idea what kind of trouble they are getting themselves into - Jigaboos and Wannabes

[eggcake]

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How can we live our lives with transformed negroes everywhere?