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As the pastor responsible for diversity and tolerance, I have become acutely aware of the increasing demonization of Moslems and thus it falls to me to say that although Mohammed was no more a prophet that the pope is, and although the Moslem view of Christ as merely another prophet is abhorrent and blasphemous, nevertheless there is common ground in the confused superstitions of the ill-educated sons of the desert and right-thinking Christian belief.
Not only that, but, from time to time, among the unreadable walls of text of the Koran, there is a glint of gold – an idea that, while it cannot be essential to Christian Faith, nevertheless enlightens the world in a very special way:
A question that the more intelligent Christians ask is “If men came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” As yet, science so-called has avoided all answers to this – the atheist returns to name-calling, murder and drug-fuelled orgies, and Catholics have some far-fetched idea that nobody but a few Jesuits think they understand.
The True Christian knows the answer is that “God created each beast after its kind.” (Gen:1:25) And that would appear to be that – case closed.
However, we cannot ignore the doctrine of change in animals within a species for we see dogs and cats produce offspring not much like either parent.
Naturally, a lot of this is down to what the mother saw during her pregnancy
Ge:30:37: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
Ge:30:38: And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
Ge:30:39: And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
which answers the question “Where did the True Christian, Sharon Kinsman’s, black baby come from?” – Answer: “She was frightened by a nigra when she was 5 months gone.
And yet, we might question this explanation which sounds deceptive and much like complicated science. The explanation does not mention God – so how can it be an explanation? – for all things are “of God”.
I apologize that it has taken a long time to get here, but Islam does have an answer to the persistence of monkeys, and does explain why there are both men and monkeys – and most importantly – the explanation is true, because it involves God:
In the hopes that you might find some glimmer of hope for Salvation in the Islamist, I give you, in a spirit of diversity and tolerance, this gem from Islam:
Muhammad recounts a legend—not found in the Talmudists—about Jews fishing or working on the Sabbath in a town that tradition says was located on the Red Sea (vv. 163-167). God made fish appear on the surface only on the Sabbath, never on weekdays. This tempted some Jewish fishermen to break their holy day of rest, ignoring their teachers’ warnings. The Sabbath-breakers become so arrogant and deep in their violations that God says to them in the royal "We":
Sura 7:166 But when even after this they disdainfully persisted in that from which they were forbidden, We said to them, "Become apes—despised and disgraced!" (Maududi)
Sura 7:163-166, says that if the People of the Book (Jews and Christians, but he deals mostly with Jews in Medina) believe in Allah, the Day of Judgement, and do good, they will not suffer at judgement. However, Muhammad quotes God and issues a warning against Sabbath-breakers:
2:65 And you know well the story of those among you who broke Sabbath. We said to them: "Be apes—despised and hated by all." 66 Thus We made their end a warning to the people of their time and succeeding generation, and an admonition for God-fearing people. (Maududi)
And
“The Jews are the objects of Allah’s [promised] wrath, while the Christians deviate from the path of righteousness. . . . The Qur’an described the Jews as a nation cursed by Allah, a nation at which he was angry — some of whom he turned into apes and pigs. . . .“ (Qari, undated)
And we have
Al-Tirmidhi (2152) narrated that Ibn ‘Umar said: “I heard the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say, ‘Among this ummah those who disbelieve in the divine decree (al-qadr) will be swallowed up by the earth, transformed into monkeys and pigs or pelted with stones.” (Saheeh al-Tirmidhi, 1748).
And al-Tirmidhi (2212) narrated from ‘Imraan ibn Husayn that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Among this ummah, people will be transformed into monkeys and pigs, swallowed up in the earth, and pelted with stones.” A man among the Muslims said, “O Messenger of Allaah, when will that be?” He said, “When singing-girls and musical instruments become widespread and wine is drunk.” (Saheeh al-Tirmidhi, 1802). https://islamqa.info/en/14085
And of course, despite the best efforts of Landover and the Islamic World, singing-girls and musical instruments have become widespread and wine is drunk!
Many monkeys are therefore Jews who have displeased God and whom, therefore God has seen fit to turn into apes. I urge you to look at a rabbi and a monkey – the resemblances are remarkable.
Jews keep displeasing God, and so there will always be monkeys.
It is worth noting that recently, in Turkey, a Moslem state, a children’s text book has been produced that adequately deals with Darwin’s delusions:
It is truly sad that people still hold with “evolution” and also sad that the Islamists seem unapproachable on the question of banding together with us to eradicate this ignorance.
I hope this sermon helps build bridges and reduce hatred in the world.
Not only that, but, from time to time, among the unreadable walls of text of the Koran, there is a glint of gold – an idea that, while it cannot be essential to Christian Faith, nevertheless enlightens the world in a very special way:
A question that the more intelligent Christians ask is “If men came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?” As yet, science so-called has avoided all answers to this – the atheist returns to name-calling, murder and drug-fuelled orgies, and Catholics have some far-fetched idea that nobody but a few Jesuits think they understand.
The True Christian knows the answer is that “God created each beast after its kind.” (Gen:1:25) And that would appear to be that – case closed.
However, we cannot ignore the doctrine of change in animals within a species for we see dogs and cats produce offspring not much like either parent.
Naturally, a lot of this is down to what the mother saw during her pregnancy
Ge:30:37: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
Ge:30:38: And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
Ge:30:39: And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
which answers the question “Where did the True Christian, Sharon Kinsman’s, black baby come from?” – Answer: “She was frightened by a nigra when she was 5 months gone.
And yet, we might question this explanation which sounds deceptive and much like complicated science. The explanation does not mention God – so how can it be an explanation? – for all things are “of God”.
I apologize that it has taken a long time to get here, but Islam does have an answer to the persistence of monkeys, and does explain why there are both men and monkeys – and most importantly – the explanation is true, because it involves God:
In the hopes that you might find some glimmer of hope for Salvation in the Islamist, I give you, in a spirit of diversity and tolerance, this gem from Islam:
Muhammad recounts a legend—not found in the Talmudists—about Jews fishing or working on the Sabbath in a town that tradition says was located on the Red Sea (vv. 163-167). God made fish appear on the surface only on the Sabbath, never on weekdays. This tempted some Jewish fishermen to break their holy day of rest, ignoring their teachers’ warnings. The Sabbath-breakers become so arrogant and deep in their violations that God says to them in the royal "We":
Sura 7:166 But when even after this they disdainfully persisted in that from which they were forbidden, We said to them, "Become apes—despised and disgraced!" (Maududi)
Sura 7:163-166, says that if the People of the Book (Jews and Christians, but he deals mostly with Jews in Medina) believe in Allah, the Day of Judgement, and do good, they will not suffer at judgement. However, Muhammad quotes God and issues a warning against Sabbath-breakers:
2:65 And you know well the story of those among you who broke Sabbath. We said to them: "Be apes—despised and hated by all." 66 Thus We made their end a warning to the people of their time and succeeding generation, and an admonition for God-fearing people. (Maududi)
And
“The Jews are the objects of Allah’s [promised] wrath, while the Christians deviate from the path of righteousness. . . . The Qur’an described the Jews as a nation cursed by Allah, a nation at which he was angry — some of whom he turned into apes and pigs. . . .“ (Qari, undated)
And we have
Al-Tirmidhi (2152) narrated that Ibn ‘Umar said: “I heard the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say, ‘Among this ummah those who disbelieve in the divine decree (al-qadr) will be swallowed up by the earth, transformed into monkeys and pigs or pelted with stones.” (Saheeh al-Tirmidhi, 1748).
And al-Tirmidhi (2212) narrated from ‘Imraan ibn Husayn that the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Among this ummah, people will be transformed into monkeys and pigs, swallowed up in the earth, and pelted with stones.” A man among the Muslims said, “O Messenger of Allaah, when will that be?” He said, “When singing-girls and musical instruments become widespread and wine is drunk.” (Saheeh al-Tirmidhi, 1802). https://islamqa.info/en/14085
And of course, despite the best efforts of Landover and the Islamic World, singing-girls and musical instruments have become widespread and wine is drunk!
Many monkeys are therefore Jews who have displeased God and whom, therefore God has seen fit to turn into apes. I urge you to look at a rabbi and a monkey – the resemblances are remarkable.
Jews keep displeasing God, and so there will always be monkeys.
It is worth noting that recently, in Turkey, a Moslem state, a children’s text book has been produced that adequately deals with Darwin’s delusions:
The book on Darwin says the proponent of natural selection “had two problems: first he was a Jew; second, he hated his prominent forehead, big nose and misshapen teeth.” It adds that he threw nuts to monkeys at the zoo rather than go to school.
I hope this sermon helps build bridges and reduce hatred in the world.
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What does make you say that? Muslims believe Jesus to be a prophet, which is obviously wrong, but at least they recognize Him as someone important, while Jews deny Jesus altogether. And, they killed Him. 
. God made us all, Jews included, through Noah's sons and that is that. 
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