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As soon as we True Christians™ knock down one rationalization that the homers give for their deathstyle choice, they come up with another. It used to be that "everyone knew" that they got that way because of genes. Now, "everyone knows" that they get that way because of — are you sitting down? — soybeans! Even worse, they've deluded some false Christians into parroting the latest party line.
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Well, guess what, Mr. "Health-Food Guy," and don't think that that didn't set off any warning bells in our minds. You didn't quote a single Bible verse to support such nonsense for one simple reason: There aren't any! Were Sodom and Gomorrah known for soybean cultivation? No, I didn't think so.
Let's look at what the Bible says about the origins of homerism:
Rom. 1:18-27: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Now, let's break this down step by step. Everything you need to know about God is plainly visible in His creation, but some people refuse to see it (failing to notice isn’t an option), and instead, they worship idols, and so God turns them into queers. That's much simpler and more sensible than any nonsense about soybeans.
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There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
Now, I'm a health-food guy, a fanatic who seldom allows anything into his kitchen unless it's organic. I state my bias here just so you'll know I'm not anti-health food.
The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. Soybean products are feminizing, and they're all over the place. You can hardly escape them anymore.
Let's look at what the Bible says about the origins of homerism:
Rom. 1:18-27: For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness; Because that which may be known of God is manifest in them; for God hath shewed [it] unto them. For the invisible things of him from the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, [even] his eternal power and Godhead; so that they are without excuse: Because that, when they knew God, they glorified [him] not as God, neither were thankful; but became vain in their imaginations, and their foolish heart was darkened. Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things. Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever. Amen. For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
Now, let's break this down step by step. Everything you need to know about God is plainly visible in His creation, but some people refuse to see it (failing to notice isn’t an option), and instead, they worship idols, and so God turns them into queers. That's much simpler and more sensible than any nonsense about soybeans.
I'm already a girl so God won't mind, I'm sure. (Actually this makes me hopeful--maybe the soy will make me more errr...blessed in the chest area? No such thing as too many blessings.)
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