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  • "A Huge Mouth and No Anus"?! Scientists Mistake Jesus' Handiwork for a Fossil!

    By definition, scientists (expect Creation Scientists) are stupid (Psalms 14:1). Their revolting preconceptions prevent them from ever seeing the Truth™ beyond their desperate need to falsify God and Jesus. Again, they have found new "Cambrian fossils in Godless China, and after some per se appropriate examination with electronic microscooping, they claim to have found the "earliest ancestor of humans".
    You won’t find it in your family album, but a tiny prehistoric creature with a bag-like body, a huge mouth and no anus has become the best candidate yet for our earliest known ancestor... “In effect what we are suggesting here is that this is the earliest, oldest, most primitive of the deuterostomes,” said Simon Conway Morris, professor of palaeobiology at the University of Cambridge, and a co-author of the research. “This is, if you like, the starting point of an evolution which led ultimately to things as different as a sea urchin, starfish and rabbit.”
    This is what they found!



    OK, let us assess this claim in detail! We are so much above the common atheist scholar that we are in the position of being able to give them righteous judgment (John 7:24)!
    • No anus?
    • Huge mouth?
    • Deuterostome?
    Ha! By definition Deuterostomes (a superbaramin) are Created Creatures (Genesis 1:20) that form their anus before they form their mouths!
    In the Deuterostomia, the reverse is true; the pocket edge develops into the anus, and the mouth is formed later. Hence the byline at the top of this page: "Your mouth comes second."
    This simple quotation proves the atheist scholars wrong. It cannot be a Deuterostome because it has no anus, as it should have first an anus and mouth only thereafter. This creature, in contrast, had only a huge mouth. It thus consumed stuff and defecated through the same hole thereafter! It utilized oral excretion! Case almost closed. Two additional issues have to be scrutinized, however.

    1. The definition of a Deuterostome comes from Berkeley, a University that opposes free speech and its most prominent promoter, President Trump!



    Can we, thus, believe this definition? I think that we can, proportionally, as we are soon about to see what is the True Nature of this 1-mm small apparition that is abundant everywhere in these post-diluvial rocks (Genesis 7:23). It was placed there by the Flood? Who caused the Flood?

    Genesis 6:17
    And, behold, I, even I, do bring a flood of waters upon the earth, to destroy all flesh, wherein is the breath of life, from under heaven; and every thing that is in the earth shall die.

    It was God! Then it must have been Jesus who deposited these portraits into the sediments. Let us see another image that is now revealed after having been hidden in the rocks for 4000 years!



    2. It is a portrait. It has no anus, and only a shouting mouth to consume diverse items and to defecate the digested remains of these morsels. Jesus was aware of things like this 2000 years ago!

    Matthew 15:11
    Not that which goeth into the mouth defileth a man; but that which cometh out of the mouth, this defileth a man.

    It is a portrait that is targeted at the sinners of today's world. Jesus formed the likeness of His Greatest follower millennia before our President ascended unto the U.S. Throne. It has the likeness of President Donald Trump!



    The atheists were wrong, as always. Jesus planted a message with the face of the Donald into the rock for sinners to repent. He is exceedingly merciful (Jonah 4:6). Praise Jesus! He did not perhaps get all the details right in the greyscale sculpture, but He must have been busy with the Flood aftermath, punishing Ham for violating his father's nudity, emerging homosexualism, etc. (Genesis 9:25). As always, He did a good job!

    Acts 12:22
    And the people gave a shout, saying, It is the voice of a god, and not of a man.




    Yours in Christ,

    Elmer
    2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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    Re: "A Huge Mouth and No Anus"?! Scientists Mistake Jesus' Handiwork for a Fossil!

    Brother Professor Dr White, Sir, thank you for your explanation, most of which I did not understand. This bit, however, is amusing:

    Originally posted by Elmer G. White View Post
    Ha! By definition Deuterostomes (a superbaramin) are Created Creatures (Genesis 1:20) that form their anus before they form their mouths!

    That seems to suggest that many of the youngsters who come on to these forums to persecute us are Deuterognomes.
    Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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    • #3
      Re: "A Huge Mouth and No Anus"?! Scientists Mistake Jesus' Handiwork for a Fossil!

      I know nothing about Deuterostomes, because It is enough for me with Deuteronomy.Thanks Brother Professor White for being the light that guides our battle against atheist science.


      I truly admire you.
      1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.

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        Re: "A Huge Mouth and No Anus"?! Scientists Mistake Jesus' Handiwork for a Fossil!

        These scientists are like a pack of drunk teenagers. Their outrages get more and more ridiculous as they are not called on their absurd claims. Now we have a critter that doesn't let out what it brings in and it is to be labeled our earliest ancestor. The story is now that people were originally built of dung.


        Professor Doctor Brother White has called them stupid. I can think of no better description. What goes up must come down and what goes in must come out. Next, they will find fossilized space ships that were allegedly used to fly to Mars. The gullibility of the unsaved and unwashed is appalling.
        God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11

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          Re: "A Huge Mouth and No Anus"?! Scientists Mistake Jesus' Handiwork for a Fossil!

          Originally posted by Alvin Moss View Post
          Now we have a critter that doesn't let out what it brings in and it is to be labeled our earliest ancestor. The story is now that people were originally built of dung.
          Maybe they are the ancestors of the democrats. Because even today democrats are full of it!
          God created fossils to test our faith.

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          True Christian™ Love.
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          You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
          Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
          Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
          Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
          Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
          The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
          Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
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