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Boston Marathon Winner 2017 Has "Ripped Legs": Proof of the Lizard People Running Our Nation
Marathon running? A boring concept. (Semi-)naked men and women frolicking in remembrance of the first ever "Marathon session" that took place in ancient Grease, apparently with tight associations to sodomy, the vile practice (1 Corinthians 6:9) that was first made compulsory in Grease. An antique painting shows how this practice was endorsed by both old and young sodomites.
The mostly Godless town of Boston celebrates this wide but ultimately disastrous running path (as the correct way is narrow and intended only for the straight to pass; Matthew 7:14) with a "Marathon running competition" every year. This is basically uninteresting and Spiritually harmful but during this year's event the Enemies of Jesus accidentally revealed more than they intended. A suspected conspiracy and a new (but basically almost as old as the Creation) kind of demon emerged. It is by the Grace of God that I noticed this piece of news and am able to share this warning with my Brethren.
This man (?) is called Geoffrey Kirui and the arrow indicates the unnatural striations on his thigh. In reality, the muscles of this part of the male anatomy (it is called the quadriceps muscle) are arranged as follows (please note that the word rectus is not a cognate to the vile rectum that is disastrously utilized by the sodomites):
As you can see, it is smooth and not ripped. Hence, it is not possible that this year's winner would be a human man. What is he? By meticulous searching I was able to discover this image:
A man would not have the ripped structure in his thigh but a Reptilian would. Now, I have often dismissed the claims of those who have tried to tell us how the Lizard People have infiltrated the government, but after seeing these two very convincing images I was forced to become the unbiased Creation Scientist that I am and accept the terrible fact: The Lizard People must be real and anyone can be a Reptilian in disguise. In addition to the images, there is also additional irrefutable proof.
1. Those who accept the Reptilian claim are a minority. These are the results of a survey on how large a percentage (and number of people) believe the Reptilian claim.
This is very strong evidence, as when it comes to accepting Jesus in the correct manner, we are a tiny majority and still we hold the Absolute Truth™.
2 Corinthians 7:14
For if I have boasted any thing to him of you, I am not ashamed; but as we spake all things to you in truth, even so our boasting, which I made before Titus, is found a truth.
1 Corinthians 3:19
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
Basically, the fewer people accept a claim, the more likely it is to be True™. Thus, the Reptilian hypothesis is less likely than our Spiritually unblemished reading of the Bible but much more likely than vaccines causing autism (20% believe this) or global warming being a hoax (37%). As these things are also True™, it is hence almost certain that the Reptilian theory is also based on irrefutable fact.
2. A theory becomes a fact only if it is supported by the KJV Bible. Is the Reptilian infiltration compatible with God's Word? Let us see.
Genesis 3:1-2
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
Based on Creation Science we know that a serpent is a snake and that a snake is a Reptilian, thus it was a Reptilian that seduced the first woman causing the Ultimate Debacle (Genesis 3:6). Can these Reptilians take on the human form?
Yes, they can!
3. Are this creatures mentioned as evil in the Bible?
Leviticus 11:28-30
And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they [are] unclean unto you. These also [shall be] unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
Verily, they are unclean. Let us summarize:
Some examples:
Our President probably knows all this and is fighting this menace. Fortunately, He is not ripped so He is the Real Deal, as always! We must also remember that lizard skin is green and not tawny, unlike the unblemished skin of our President!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
The mostly Godless town of Boston celebrates this wide but ultimately disastrous running path (as the correct way is narrow and intended only for the straight to pass; Matthew 7:14) with a "Marathon running competition" every year. This is basically uninteresting and Spiritually harmful but during this year's event the Enemies of Jesus accidentally revealed more than they intended. A suspected conspiracy and a new (but basically almost as old as the Creation) kind of demon emerged. It is by the Grace of God that I noticed this piece of news and am able to share this warning with my Brethren.
This man (?) is called Geoffrey Kirui and the arrow indicates the unnatural striations on his thigh. In reality, the muscles of this part of the male anatomy (it is called the quadriceps muscle) are arranged as follows (please note that the word rectus is not a cognate to the vile rectum that is disastrously utilized by the sodomites):
As you can see, it is smooth and not ripped. Hence, it is not possible that this year's winner would be a human man. What is he? By meticulous searching I was able to discover this image:
A man would not have the ripped structure in his thigh but a Reptilian would. Now, I have often dismissed the claims of those who have tried to tell us how the Lizard People have infiltrated the government, but after seeing these two very convincing images I was forced to become the unbiased Creation Scientist that I am and accept the terrible fact: The Lizard People must be real and anyone can be a Reptilian in disguise. In addition to the images, there is also additional irrefutable proof.
1. Those who accept the Reptilian claim are a minority. These are the results of a survey on how large a percentage (and number of people) believe the Reptilian claim.
Lizard people control politics
4 percent
12,556,562
4 percent
12,556,562
2 Corinthians 7:14
For if I have boasted any thing to him of you, I am not ashamed; but as we spake all things to you in truth, even so our boasting, which I made before Titus, is found a truth.
1 Corinthians 3:19
For the wisdom of this world is foolishness with God. For it is written, He taketh the wise in their own craftiness.
Basically, the fewer people accept a claim, the more likely it is to be True™. Thus, the Reptilian hypothesis is less likely than our Spiritually unblemished reading of the Bible but much more likely than vaccines causing autism (20% believe this) or global warming being a hoax (37%). As these things are also True™, it is hence almost certain that the Reptilian theory is also based on irrefutable fact.
2. A theory becomes a fact only if it is supported by the KJV Bible. Is the Reptilian infiltration compatible with God's Word? Let us see.
Genesis 3:1-2
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden? And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:
Based on Creation Science we know that a serpent is a snake and that a snake is a Reptilian, thus it was a Reptilian that seduced the first woman causing the Ultimate Debacle (Genesis 3:6). Can these Reptilians take on the human form?
Yes, they can!
3. Are this creatures mentioned as evil in the Bible?
Leviticus 11:28-30
And he that beareth the carcase of them shall wash his clothes, and be unclean until the even: they [are] unclean unto you. These also [shall be] unclean unto you among the creeping things that creep upon the earth; the weasel, and the mouse, and the tortoise after his kind, And the ferret, and the chameleon, and the lizard, and the snail, and the mole.
Verily, they are unclean. Let us summarize:
- We are a minority, yet we have the Truth™. The Reptilian theory is only accepted by the minority, thus, it is also True™.
- These Reptilians are the descendants of the Serpent (Genesis 3:1). It could talk back then, it can still talk now.
- It is evil.
There seems to be a lot of people today convinced that those in power are reptilians, and there's even more (or it seems so to me) that think that THEY are reptilians. The signs that you are a reptilian/human hybrid are:
1. predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes [i.e., any color]
2. true red or reddish hair
3. low pulse rate [Reptilians are cold-blooded]
4. low blood pressure
5. keen sight or hearing
6. ESP [I dunno what this is but I can't be good!]
7. extra rib or vertebrae [men should have one fewer than women, that is 23; Genesis 2:22]
8. UFO connections
9. love of space and science [Ha!]
10. a sense of not belonging to the human race
11. piercing eyes
1. predominance of green or hazel eyes that change color like a chameleon, but also blue eyes [i.e., any color]
2. true red or reddish hair
3. low pulse rate [Reptilians are cold-blooded]
4. low blood pressure
5. keen sight or hearing
6. ESP [I dunno what this is but I can't be good!]
7. extra rib or vertebrae [men should have one fewer than women, that is 23; Genesis 2:22]
8. UFO connections
9. love of space and science [Ha!]
10. a sense of not belonging to the human race
11. piercing eyes
Our President probably knows all this and is fighting this menace. Fortunately, He is not ripped so He is the Real Deal, as always! We must also remember that lizard skin is green and not tawny, unlike the unblemished skin of our President!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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