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    The Temperature of Hell

    Someone asked me today "How hot is Hell?"

    If anyone asks you that question, here is the answer:

    Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving … shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be below the boiling point, which is 832.28°F - above that point it would be a vapor, not a lake.

    An interesting point is that for something to have such a precise temperature, it must exist.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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  • #2
    Re: The Temperature of Hell

    I'm guessing that you could go a bit higher than that because who doesn't want some vaporized brimstone to inhale?
    May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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    • #3
      Re: The Temperature of Hell

      So that's about 10 times as hot as Houston, TX will be today?
      Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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      • #4
        Re: The Temperature of Hell

        Texas is a Christian state - I prefer to see it as 10 x the temperature in Californication - particularly Sin Francisco.

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        “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

        Author of such illuminating essays as,
        Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • #5
          Re: The Temperature of Hell

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          Texas is a Christian state - I prefer to see it as 10 x the temperature in Californication - particularly Sin Francisco.
          I apologize for offending you, Brother Bathfire. I know that God has bestowed pretty much the perfect climate on Texas, every day of the year. I was just trying to compare the temperature of the Lake of Fire to something I could relate to, and I've never been to California because of Proverbs 4:14-19.
          Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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          • #6
            Re: The Temperature of Hell

            It's about as hot as a soldering iron gets or, to put it another way, about the temperature that Mrs Bathfire seems to cook the beef...
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • #7
              Re: The Temperature of Hell

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              It's about as hot as a soldering iron gets or, to put it another way, about the temperature that Mrs Bathfire seems to cook the beef...
              Beef is hard to get to everyone's liking. That's why I cook a lot of pork. You can't overcook pork.
              Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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              • #8
                Re: The Temperature of Hell

                For the benefit of those unsaved trash in other undeveloped nations of the world that might not readily grasp the import of the temperature of Hell, I've summarized conversions into other unapproved temperature scales.

                832.28° F (Fahrenheit)

                444.6° C (Celsius)

                717.75° K (Kelvin)

                1291.95° R (Rankine)
                Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                ...and get off my lawn
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                • #9
                  Re: The Temperature of Hell

                  That's interesting - Kelvin is almost as hot as Fahrenheit.
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • #10
                    Re: The Temperature of Hell

                    ∞ degree or celsius

                    or you repeat the burn of suffering from your thought with worst nightmares and feel pain from everything.
                    Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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                    • #11
                      Re: The Temperature of Hell

                      jk its the same degree as prophet humans sacrifices animals to god.
                      Ephesians 4:18 “They are darkened in their understanding, alienated from the life of God because of the ignorance that is in them, due to their hardness of heart.”

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                      • #12
                        Re: The Temperature of Hell

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Someone asked me today "How hot is Hell?"

                        If anyone asks you that question, here is the answer:

                        Revelations 21:8: But the fearful and unbelieving … shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone. A lake of molten brimstone means that its temperature must be below the boiling point, which is 832.28°F - above that point it would be a vapor, not a lake.

                        An interesting point is that for something to have such a precise temperature, it must exist.
                        I've noticed that when witnessing to heathen types camping in the mountains how difficult it is to get water hot enough to make tea. No doubt the same would apply if boiling brimstone.

                        That is quite high up. Would the situation be reversed at lower levels, as it were at negative altitudes?

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                        • #13
                          Re: The Temperature of Hell

                          That's an indirectly interesting point Miss Lizalor as it leads directly to another discovery!

                          The temperature of boiling water was established at 212 degrees F by Command of God. If your water boils at any other temperature, it has demons in it or is some different sort of water, or your thermometer is wrong, or, being a woman, you can't read a thermometer.

                          However, your misguided "knowledge" does allow the question is "How far below the earth is Hell?" to be answered.

                          We know from experiments done at Mount Horeb* that the temperature falls by 2deg. Fahrenheit for every 1,000 foot in altitude.

                          If we assume that the temperature on earth is 80 deg F, and we know that the temperature in Hell is 832.28 degrees, then this gives a difference of 752 degrees.

                          This will then equate to Hell being 376,140 feet, or 71.23864 miles, below us. (I think this is the first time that this precise figure has been published and this may entitle me to another Doctorate from Landover University!)


                          * Ex:3:1: Now Moses kept the flock of Jethro his father in law, the priest of Midian: and he led the flock to the backside of the desert, and came to the mountain of God, even to Horeb.
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • #14
                            Re: The Temperature of Hell

                            Hot enough to keep me warm

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                            • #15
                              Re: The Temperature of Hell

                              Originally posted by Say10_ View Post
                              Hot enough to keep me warm
                              Oh, joy. Another edgelord that would struggle with warm butter.


                              Why don't you read the Bible and find out what Satan's true role in Hell is? Protip: having half a clue of what your talking about helps keep you from looking really stupid.

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