Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

[Jim C. Lombardo]

You know, I've been here and there of all places, and I can't say I've EVER seen a good looking Jew or Jewess. Could this be why they murdered Jesus? They were jealous of his delicate blonde hair, blue-eyed Blessed looks? (Mark 15:10 For he knew that the chief priests had delivered him for envy.)

Case and point, look at this line up of dancing Jewish men. Do any of them look remotely appealing? Now granted, in spite of my thread title, the majority of them don't have beards (yet), though under a micro-scrope, one can determine the buddings of a bit of jew pubic fuzz under the chins of the younger. And what are those funny hats exactly? They look like Gremlin, dwarf caps to me where they hide the gold.

Oooorrr...they could be trying to conceal a case of the GROSSE (Growth Recession Of Semitic Split Ends)



Now lets look at their women.

Is this a special Jewish walk, or has Jesus cursed them with palsy?

Even the women seem to be in the need of a eyebrow waxing.




Back to my original inquiry, it seems to me that it's no coincidence Christ has struck the Jews with the ugly stick, though I have no doubt they suffered these aesthetic foibles since they've crawled on this world. I thank Jesus every night for gracing me with fair silver-fox locks in my elder age, making me look as far from a Jew as you could get.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

I always found joos to be very displeasing to look at, but this post just makes them look even worse. Thank you Jim for bringing it to attention.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

OP is that a Chinese 2nd from left trawling for..

I've forgotten what I was going to say

..so if the girls all have flippers why would they accentuate that?










Ew,..I've just remembered that Chinaman

[handmaiden]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

It's the ones that don't look like that that I worry about.

Don't trust 'em. Just what are they hiding behind those perfect, symmetrical features?


(Probably lots of plastic surgery and high end dental work-- 'cause you know, family discounts.)

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

I think their ugliness comes from generations of guilt. Every Jew knows he/she killed Jesus. They can't just forget about it because it's there in the Bible forever.

We all know worry and tension takes its toll on people's health. The appearance of guilty Jews was eventually changed by their feelings of despair.

[BibleReader2231]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

Can you believe there are actual people who CONVERT TO JEW? I couldn't believe it either but I found articles on Infowars that supports it. I can't imagine why anyone would want to be a Jewish devout and turn into a Satan speaking curly haired Jesus murderer. Maybe they're sadists I don't know. Don't forget the part where all men cut off their foreskin for their sick pleasures. I'd imagine the cutting of a baby Jew's foreskin plays into their masochistic tendencies as well as their ancient practice of slow painful deaths from back in the day.

[DolliMoans]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

Sometimes after Sunday, I stop by the local Yiddish Circumcision Clinic (disguised with a clever fake nose prosthetic to avoid detection) and scoop up left over foreskins from the operating room to pelt my joo neighbors with, to keep them distracted from my monies.

[Phil Ander]

Re: Why do so many Jews have beards, baldness and bad eyesight?

OP is that a Chinese 2nd from left trawling for..

I've forgotten what I was going to say

..so if the girls all have flippers why would they accentuate that?










Ew,..I've just remembered that Chinaman

On reliable authority, there are no Chinese joos. A year or two ago my prayer group went out to a Chinese restaurant for our end of year celebration and the dinner conversation turned to this very topic.


None of us thought it likely that there were Chinese joos, but I thought it best to ask our chink waiter.


So I said to him.."Do you have Chinese joos?" and he replied. "No, Sir...we do not have Chinese joos...we have orange joos, tomato joos and pineapple joos. I have never heard of Chinese joos"


I think the person in the photo is probably a downie out on some supervised program.


Phil