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  • The Gravity of God's Law

    The following is a thesis for a doctorate in Biblical Science from Landover Christian University.

    I don't usually accept theses in verse but this is particularly revealing and innovative:

    Sir Isaac Newton tells us why
    An apple falls down from the sky;
    And from this fact it's very plain
    All other objects do the same.

    A brick, a bolt, a bar, a cup,
    Invariably fall down not up.

    And every scientist, every fool
    Is deceived by the self-same rule.


    But Jesus in the Bible says
    Nothing of gravity or its ways!
    Walls fall in Jericho, angels fly
    Jesus ascends and goes on high

    From these holy facts it is sure
    That falling down is God’s Plan and Law:
    Sinners go down, the Christian rises
    (This happens to all weights and sizes.)

    The answer, known by those of the calling,
    It is rooted in “Intelligent Falling”.
    A Law of God that is robust,
    Which, like Him,is kind and just.

    Your fate, planned before your birth,
    Is acted out right here on earth.
    Drop off a cliff,and it was planned
    Survive the fall -it was God’s hand.

    Should God will it, so mote it be,
    The rock rises up and falls on thee:
    A crushing blow and you are splattered -
    What a surprise! You thought you mattered!

    So heed not the words of so-called science
    On those "of this world" place no reliance!
    Trust your Pastor,for ‘tis he
    Who shepherds you to eternity.

    Attend all the services, pay great heed,
    Give generous alms to those in need.
    Above all rememberwhat the Bible says
    Follow God and all His ways.

    Amen.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    Re: The Gravity of God's Law

    I can imagine it being set to music and used as a hymn!
    Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
    1 Corinthians 11:13

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    • #3
      Re: The Gravity of God's Law

      Originally posted by Dana723 View Post
      I can imagine it being set to music and used as a hymn!
      Likewise, I skip poems - other than that this seems a solid thesis and based on your recommendation: PASS.
      If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.

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