Computer security best practices

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

We in this community are particularly vulnerable to hackers. They wlll take your money and spend it on hookers and blow in an instant.

Best Christian practices are to use 2-factor authentication. Ideally we could use prayer but this is technically unfeasible at the current time due to the IMMENSE POWER of the Lord. No system can handle it.

That's why I advise all Christians to use security biometrics, which could be as simple as a fingerprint or an iris scan or semen sample every time you log in. The young guys seem to manage it okay but older guys (25+) tend to top out at 5 a day before they start complaining. One 46 year old refuses to login more than once a week! I've got some negros lined up to replace the whining maggots - they say they have no problem proving their security credentials 5 times a day.

Ultimately it's your business so choose your employees accordingly.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Computer security best practices

There is only one way to be safe. That is the JesOS Ver. 10. It self forgives transgressions, blacklists any web site, word or thought that is not Church and God Approved®. It includes a VPN that tunnels in to the archives of the Chrystal Cathedral to provide instant access to the KJV Holy Bible. It includes 144,000 GB of verified© Storage for any file the Church deems worthy.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Computer security best practices

There is only one way to be safe. That is the JesOS Ver. 10. It self forgives transgressions, blacklists any web site, word or thought that is not Church and God Approved®.

And yet I still see the meandering drivel of UnSaved Trash who torment us by posting their lies here. Has someone in Forum-IT failed to tick a setting correctly? Or have I?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Computer security best practices

And yet I still see the meandering drivel of UnSaved Trash who torment us by posting their lies here. Has someone in Forum-IT failed to tick a setting correctly? Or have I?

I am no rocket scientist (nor is anyone) but I think the mindless chatter of the ignorant are allowed through so as to provide us with an adequate opportunity to rebuke the sinners and set them right with Jesus.
Imagine if you will, billions of sinners wandering the face of Gods Earth with no idea how they wrong Him all the time. Completely clueless that they need to spend every moment of their sorry lives thanking God He has not deformed them, made them retarded and left them to suffer torment before kicking them down the shaft to hell.
It is our job to ensure such ignorance does not occur and enforce True Religion(tm) to Save Souls(c).