New Citizen Creation Scientist Project Starting

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: New Citizen Creation Scientist Project Starting

That's a remarkable achievement. Think of the power of hundreds of thousands of laptops doing mathematics. They will swamp the power of any university computer anywhere. Finally, we will have what we've all been waiting for, proof of God's creation.

[WWJDnow]

You've probably heard of citizen "science" projects such as SETI@home where misguided individuals around the world can misallocate the unused processing power of their home computers and mobile phones to useless so-called scientific projects that look for intelligent life in the stars or study the folding of proteins to improve drug development of whatnot. These projects are all part of the evolutionist conspiracy to degrade the value of religion in American life, and should be avoided at all costs given that the immortal souls of the participants are in grave danger.

But now, scientists at the Alex Azar School of Creation Science at Landover Christian University have announced a citizen creation science project that will put all of that processing power to good use spreading the Good Word. The team, led by Dr. Richard Barnstadt, will follow the dictates of the Lord as expressed in Revelation 13:18:

Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Barnstadt, who holds doctor of theology degrees in both cosmology and computer creation science, says that, once the project has finished the calculation and demonstrated that the number of the beast is indeed 666, it will put the final nail in the coffin of the efforts of so-called scientists who use science and logic to disprove the literal truth of God's Holy Word. "Once our project succeeds," says Barnstadt, "no atheistic scientist will be able to claim with a straight face that there's no scientific proof of Biblical inerrancy. I'm excited to be able to offer an opportunity to all persons who have home computers to be part of this magnificent investigation into the Glory of God."