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  • #16
    Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    True Christians™ aren't interested in saving the earth. We want to save souls. The earth doesn't matter. Jesus always wins.

    Take a look at THIS thread for more.
    I swear, you are the stupidest bunch of people I have ever met. And Jesus will come when he's good and ready to come. And there's nothing you can do to make him come faster

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    • #17
      Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

      Originally posted by Nicole View Post
      [...] And Jesus will come when he's good and ready to come. And there's nothing you can do to make him come faster
      I feel that the more True Christians(tm) there are on earth; the quicker Armageddon will arrive.
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      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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      • #18
        Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
        I feel that the more True Christians™ there are on earth; the quicker Armageddon will arrive.
        Then you have a lot of brainwashing to do.

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        • #19
          Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

          Originally posted by Nicole View Post
          Then you have a lot of brainwashing to do.
          That's rich coming from a satan-worshiping witch.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            That's rich coming from a satan-worshiping witch.
            At least I have a brain to wash. Unlike some people *coughyoucough*

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            • #21
              Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

              So, you're admitting that you are just a brainwashed idiot teenager who knows nothing of imaginary wiccan culture?
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #22
                Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                So, you're admitting that you are just a brainwashed idiot teenager who knows nothing of imaginary wiccan culture?
                No, I'm saying that at least I have something in my head, other than just empty space.

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                • #23
                  Re: Hybrid cars - Half-auto, half-Satan?

                  OK, that makes so much more sense than my interpretation.
                  May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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