[BelieverInGod]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wouldn't bananas or carrots be better evidence than cucumbers in that case? Cucumbers are all prickly and would need to be picked at the right time and prepared before they could be used.

I really want to know where you people are getting your cucumbers from? Prickly? Too large to fit?

Are you confusing cucumbers and cactus?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

It's a (n intense) feeling yes, but expressed through emotion.

The scripture didn't say directly that "God hates x", nor did it describe God's feelings.

God want's people who do butt sex killed. That sounds pretty clearly like hate to me.

Face it sinner. Cucumber butt sex prove God exists.

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Hate isn't an emotion.

It's a (n intense) feeling yes, but expressed through emotion.

The scripture didn't say directly that "God hates x", nor did it describe God's feelings.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Doesn't show any of God's emotion.

Hate isn't an emotion.

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Possible. If you hate God, you like butt sex. Same Vice-versa.

God hates butt sex: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

God hates butt sex so much that he commands us to kill all gays: Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

Doesn't show any of God's emotion.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wouldn't bananas or carrots be better evidence than cucumbers in that case? Cucumbers are all prickly and would need to be picked at the right time and prepared before they could be used.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I don't hate God, and I really dislike butt sex

Impossible. If you hate God, you like butt sex.

Can you provide a scripture saying that God hates butt sex?

God hates butt sex: Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet."

God hates butt sex so much that he commands us to kill all gays: Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death. Their blood shall be upon them."

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

I did. Much of it was nonsense though.

Indeed.

Get Real Bro, it's not how it goes in your hand, it's how it goes up your butt that counts.

Logic tells us God created it

• Atheists and Homosexuals hate God but love butt sex
• God hates butt sex
• Cucumbers are perfect for butt sex

Therefore God created cucumbers to temp atheists and homosexuals into butt sex so God can damn them.

• I don't hate God, and I really dislike butt sex
• Can you provide a scripture saying that God hates butt sex?
• So you tried it?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

Indeed.

Get Real Bro, it's not how it goes in your hand, it's how it goes up your butt that counts.

Logic tells us God created it

• Atheists and Homosexuals hate God but love butt sex
• God hates butt sex
• Cucumbers are perfect for butt sex

Therefore God created cucumbers to temp atheists and homosexuals into butt sex so God can damn them.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Cucumbers, apples, kiwis, mandarines, lemon, fish, rats, stones,... a lot of stuff fits perfectly in out hands, because evolution shaped our hands according to the environment to ensure great mastery of holding things, making tools and simply survive, because that is the basic law of Mother Nature.

There are more than a googolplex things that do not fit perfectly in our hand, compare that to you cucumber.

You didn't read this thread very carefully, did you.

[Get Real Bro]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Cucumbers, apples, kiwis, mandarines, lemon, fish, rats, stones,... a lot of stuff fits perfectly in out hands, because evolution shaped our hands according to the environment to ensure great mastery of holding things, making tools and simply survive, because that is the basic law of Mother Nature.

There are more than a googolplex things that do not fit perfectly in our hand, compare that to you cucumber.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm just saying that I don't think God made the cucumber for perverts to pleasure themselves with. Out of all His marvelous creations, the cucumber isn't all that remarkable.

The issue isn't remarkably; the issue is something that can only be created by God.

Only God is concerned with what people stick up their butts, since cucumbers clearly are butt insertable God had to have created them.

[Ksevio]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm just saying that I don't think God made the cucumber for perverts to pleasure themselves with. Out of all His marvelous creations, the cucumber isn't all that remarkable.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I'm not saying God didn't create cucumbers, I'm just saying that saying their size isn't the proof of it.

They start out little, then they grow big - the size that the supermarket sells is just one of the transient forms.

It's like saying "Children are the perfect size/weight to climb small trees". Sure it's true they are, but they'll grow to be too heavy later anyways.

Friend,

Are you an atheists, why do you willfully refuse to see the Hand of God here in the miracle of the cucumber? Right now as a Christian you can rejoice that He has given you a clear sign to thwart Satan's lies and wave the cucumber in the face of those God mocking atheists and say "I've got your proof right here!"

GLORY!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

They start out little, then they grow big

Duh!