[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Does anyone on this website EVER have a nice response to a question?

Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I've seen a few atheists on this website, and no one at all tried to help them. Instead, everyone just insulted and ridiculed them. Also, if you try to put your mind into the smartest of atheists, you'll find it very annoying that someone is trying to shove God down your throat when you know that you're entitled to your beliefs and disbeliefs.

Of course you are entitled to your beliefs.

You are also entitled to spend eternity being assraped in the pits of hell.

We are trying to save you, pervert.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I've seen a few atheists on this website, and no one at all tried to help them. Instead, everyone just insulted and ridiculed them. Also, if you try to put your mind into the smartest of atheists, you'll find it very annoying that someone is trying to shove God down your throat when you know that you're entitled to your beliefs and disbeliefs.

I've never seen atheist scum on this website looking for help. They just hate God and would urinate on the baby Jesus if given the opportunity.

If they feel insulted and ridiculed, so be it. We don't go to their filthy forums and antagonize them.

In Christ

[Athannihilate]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Sure! I'm sure Bobby-Joe has an atheist friend because he's trying to help him find Jesus instead of letting him burn for eternity in Hell.

Because that's how we Christians roll.

I've seen a few atheists on this website, and no one at all tried to help them. Instead, everyone just insulted and ridiculed them. Also, if you try to put your mind into the smartest of atheists, you'll find it very annoying that someone is trying to shove God down your throat when you know that you're entitled to your beliefs and disbeliefs.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Does anyone on this website EVER have a nice response to a question?

Sure! I'm sure Bobby-Joe has an atheist friend because he's trying to help him find Jesus instead of letting him burn for eternity in Hell.

Because that's how we Christians roll.

[Felicity]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Does anyone on this website EVER have a nice response to a question?

Yes.

Do you love Jesus as much as I do?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Does anyone on this website EVER have a nice response to a question?

What goes around comes around my little hypocritical friend.

[Athannihilate]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Probably in the manner that we call you "friend", friend.

Does anyone on this website EVER have a nice response to a question?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wait... You have atheist friends? Why?

Probably in the manner that we call you "friend", friend.

[Athannihilate]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends...

Wait... You have atheist friends? Why?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's disgusting!

Why would a homosexual man insert a cucmber into his rectum? Would he not rather insert a man, or more likely a teenage boy or a gerbil?

Perhaps he was a closet vegan, but surely not a homosexual.

Amen. It seems to me that the cucumber is more to tempt relatively innocent people, not full blown homers. A normal person might think: it's only a cucumber, it's not like it's a penis or anything, whereas a homersexural is going to want something with a bit more girth, like a melon, or a small, shaved ferret.

It is amazing to me how many animal rights activists are homosexual. They are such hypocrites. It's alright for you to stuff animals in your ass, but not for me to eat them? I just don't get atheists.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Alright, forgive me if this is wrong. Being raised Pentacostal, our family was taught a few things that, already, I've found don't line up with the true word of God. So, this is a bit confusing for me. You say that cucumbers were created by God as a trap for self sodomites, to tempt them to sodomy, and defiling the temple of God. But, doesn't James 1:13 say that God tests us but does not tempt us? http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=KJV I'm just a bit confused here. If someone could clear this up I would be forever grateful.

My pardon if I suggested God was deliberately manipulating us to self sodomize. I mean tempt as in the sense test, as in God says "here is a cucumber, the next is up to you but I better not catch you doing anything perverted with it" not tempt as in God is saying "go on, you want to".

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Alright, forgive me if this is wrong. Being raised Pentacostal, our family was taught a few things that, already, I've found don't line up with the true word of God. So, this is a bit confusing for me. You say that cucumbers were created by God as a trap for self sodomites, to tempt them to sodomy, and defiling the temple of God. But, doesn't James 1:13 say that God tests us but does not tempt us? http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=KJV I'm just a bit confused here. If someone could clear this up I would be forever grateful.

Keep reading past James 1:13 ...

(James 1:14) "But every man is tempted, when he is drawn away of his own lust, and enticed."

And where does that lead?

(1 John 2:16) "For all that is in the world, the lust of the flesh, and the lust of the eyes, and the pride of life, is not of the Father, but is of the world."

And who created the world?

(Genesis 1:1) In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."

It's all right there in the Bible!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Aerida]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

Alright, forgive me if this is wrong. Being raised Pentacostal, our family was taught a few things that, already, I've found don't line up with the true word of God. So, this is a bit confusing for me. You say that cucumbers were created by God as a trap for self sodomites, to tempt them to sodomy, and defiling the temple of God. But, doesn't James 1:13 say that God tests us but does not tempt us? http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...13&version=KJV I'm just a bit confused here. If someone could clear this up I would be forever grateful.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Is this for real? A cucumber in the bathroom, pointing upright? Really?
You husband was putting a cucumber up his ass. He was probably gay.

That's disgusting!

Why would a homosexual man insert a cucmber into his rectum? Would he not rather insert a man, or more likely a teenage boy or a gerbil?

Perhaps he was a closet vegan, but surely not a homosexual.