[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Cumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

have you not thought about the fact that your neighbor might just like the taste of cucumbers or pickles? seriously, you guys are far to judgmental.

People who sin like sinning or they wouldn't sin.

[truthrejecter]

Re: Cumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Bobby-Joe, you have made me sneaky suspicious of a neighbor of mine. He's single, thin, well groomed (maybe a little TOO well groomed), and he grows CUCUMBERS along his fence every year. They are the short, fat, knobby kind, too. He claims to make pickles with them, but I don't believe him.

I'm thinking I ought to sneak into his yard late one night this summer, and spray some Round-Up for the Lord.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

have you not thought about the fact that your neighbor might just like the taste of cucumbers or pickles? seriously, you guys are far to judgmental.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

how is an edible vegetable related directly to sexual activity? its like those bad advertisements that try to sell you stuff by giving you the absolute worst possible situation the providing this shiny thing that miraculously completes the task, the late night ones. I'm pretty sure the shape of the cucumber has more in relation to how it grows than to what hole some people stick it in.

I proved how evolution dictated the shape of the cucumber, therefore it does not have a creator.

Don't come crying to us when your crack addiction finally lands you in jail and some big hairy fairy whispers sweet nothings in your ear while brandishing a cucumber to warm you up with. That'll be God getting your "little joke" just now about having proved that cucumbers naturally evolved to be convenient for people.

[Clod McGobbledegook]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

how is an edible vegetable related directly to sexual activity? its like those bad advertisements that try to sell you stuff by giving you the absolute worst possible situation the providing this shiny thing that miraculously completes the task, the late night ones. I'm pretty sure the shape of the cucumber has more in relation to how it grows than to what hole some people stick it in.

I proved how evolution dictated the shape of the cucumber, therefore it does not have a creator.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Wrong. The light appeared BEFORE people were created, so that can't be the explanation.

That's easy - bio-florescent plants. Plant predate the sun so God gave plants their own light source.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's just because of all the white people in the world, they keep it light for a while and lighten up in the morning too.

Wrong. The light appeared BEFORE people were created, so that can't be the explanation.

[Death's Demise]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Has this idiot not noticed that the sky gets light long before the sun comes up and goes dark way after it has gone down! At times I really do despair at secularists.

That's just because of all the white people in the world, they keep it light for a while and lighten up in the morning too.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Makes as much sense as god creating the earth in one day but then creating the entire universe in another when the universe is massive and the earth is so small. Also he create light and plants before the sun where did the light come from? How did the plants photosynthsise? I could pick more holes in your religion but I'll save the rest for another time.

Has this idiot not noticed that the sky gets light long before the sun comes up and goes dark way after it has gone down! At times I really do despair at secularists.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Makes as much sense as god creating the earth in one day but then creating the entire universe in another when the universe is massive and the earth is so small. Also he create light and plants before the sun where did the light come from? How did the plants photosynthsise? I could pick more holes in your religion but I'll save the rest for another time.

(Matthew 19:26) "But Jesus beheld them, and said unto them, With men this is impossible; but with God all things are possible."



Instead of spitting in the beautiful, perfect face of Jesus, how about taking another crack at the Bible, the REAL one this time (KJV)? It just might change your life.

Don't rely on cherry-picking preachers and google to guarantee your salvation. Be pro-active.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[onion16]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

Makes as much sense as god creating the earth in one day but then creating the entire universe in another when the universe is massive and the earth is so small. Also he create light and plants before the sun where did the light come from? How did the plants photosynthsise? I could pick more holes in your religion but I'll save the rest for another time.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If by scripture you mean bits from the bible i may as well use bits from cinderella. There is about the same amount of truth in it! Infact i think it is more believable than the bible.

Soooo, instead of the inerrant Word of God, you believe:

- glass slippers are feasible
- mice will help you escape from danger
- pumpkins can be turned into carriages



(Proverbs 18:2) "A fool hath no delight in understanding, but that his heart may discover itself."

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[onion16]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

If by scripture you mean bits from the bible i may as well use bits from cinderella. There is about the same amount of truth in it! Infact i think it is more believable than the bible.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You no what else fits into your hand like it was designed to tallywhackers that must mean god wants us to go out a grab tallywhackers! It also fits nicely into your mouth and poo-hole! God wants us all to be gay!

Garsh, what shocking language: I may faint!



Instead of making yourself look like a fool, why not support your positions with Scripture?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[onion16]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You no what else fits into your hand like it was designed to penises that must mean god wants us to go out a grab cocks! It also fits nicely into your mouth and anus! God wants us all to be gay!

[Atheist Interloper]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I do believe in Christ and our Lord Father in heaven I just think that there are more accurate arguements for his existance than cucumber size and the fact that a small percentage of our species may insert them into a rectum or whatever.

Please show me what reasons you believe are sufficient to justify a belief in God.

You don't believe God would tempt his creation with fleshy, phallic vegetables? Then what evidence is there?

I am genuinely interested.