[Christslover]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

My atheist friends time taunt me with childish question like “show me any proof, no matter how vague of this existence of God.” While this is utterly disingenuous, proof of God’s existence is in all of our hearts as atheists well know, I suppose for the weak faith it is worth the effort of putting up a good example. So for my friends how there who persist in denying the existence of God here goes.

The cucumber: The cucumber sleek shape is the correct size of the human hand. While one can make the weak argument that cucumbers are just that size because apes eat them and Godly micro evolution caused this them to be convenient to a human sized hand no other primate we are supposedly related to eats the cucumber, only humans. This also makes the cucumber the optimal size to be inserted into a human bodily orifice, again there is no natural reason for this. Only humans are depraved enough to violate themselves with a vegetable. Cucumbers have a tough out skin that allows them to put up to resist repeated rubbing, like what will happen when a cucumber is inserted into a human bodily orifice for purulent reasons. Again, no natural reason for this.

Evolution can not explain the cucumber. So clearly the cucumber has a creator.

Who or what is so obsessed with what humans put into their bodies that it would create a vegetable to enable it? There is only one answer; the God of the Christian Bible. Sticking things into your bum is a major point of Christianity. It is the direst of sins and God is on the constant alert for it, He is utterly outraged by it and tests humanity for it relentlessly. Clearly cucumbers are created by God as a trap for any hidden self sodomites out there.

Game over Atheists.

Really dude? I think this arguement is made out of crazy and fail. first off its just a cucumber alright, I suppose carrots are sinful too cuz I'm pretty sure their around the same size as a cucumber and could be used the same. And human beings are not the only depraved creatures you know. many primates including chimps regularly masturbate and engage in homosexuality. Don't get me wrong I do believe in Christ and our Lord Father in heaven I just think that there are more accurate arguements for his existance than cucumber size and the fact that a small percentage of our species may insert them into a rectum or whatever.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That was YOUR words, not mine at all.
Looking to a cucumber to prove God makes as much sense to me as getting butter from a bull, see I get butter from a cow or goat, like I get the milk of the Word from the Bible and not some man made bull butter.

Where you got gax sex and tree worship is stupid, something you came up with all on your own, like that was what was on your mind at the time you started typing with you thinking, you just let it know how much of a FOOL you are. SAD!

Like I said I trust the WORD OF GOD about God's existence, he has made me a believer plenty without the need for veggie tales.

Sodomites are nasty, however, perverting the Word of God is worse.
You should read about what happens with the false teachers, woe to you fools!

Gay sex and tree worship are specifically forbidden by God.

Romans 1:26-27,32
26For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
27And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.
32Who knowing the judgment of God, that they which commit such things are worthy of death, not only do the same, but have pleasure in them that do them.

Jeremiah 10

1Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:
2Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.
3For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.
4They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

[Serenity-Millennium]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That was YOUR words, not mine at all.
Looking to a cucumber to prove God makes as much sense to me as getting butter from a bull, see I get butter from a cow or goat, like I get the milk of the Word from the Bible and not some man made bull butter.

Where you got gax sex and tree worship is stupid, something you came up with all on your own, like that was what was on your mind at the time you started typing with you thinking, you just let it know how much of a FOOL you are. SAD!

Like I said I trust the WORD OF GOD about God's existence, he has made me a believer plenty without the need for veggie tales.

Sodomites are nasty, however, perverting the Word of God is worse.
You should read about what happens with the false teachers, woe to you fools!

You know I was really liking your posts at first, but then you start spewing hatred like this You really are no better than these Landover people at all. Just rude and judgmental. You don't seem very Christian at all! Actually you are probably worse, because at least the people at Landover are upfront about their hateful ways. You are a hypocrite.

I'll pray for you.

Matthew 5:21-22"You're familiar with the command to the ancients, 'Do not murder.' I'm telling you that anyone who is so much as angry with a brother or sister is guilty of murder. Carelessly call a brother 'idiot!' and you just might find yourself hauled into court. Thoughtlessly yell 'stupid!' at a sister and you are on the brink of hellfire. The simple moral fact is that words kill.

[tyrant]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

So in other words believe in practices that God HATES; like gay sex, tree worship and fiat currency?

That was YOUR words, not mine at all.
Looking to a cucumber to prove God makes as much sense to me as getting butter from a bull, see I get butter from a cow or goat, like I get the milk of the Word from the Bible and not some man made bull butter.

Where you got gax sex and tree worship is stupid, something you came up with all on your own, like that was what was on your mind at the time you started typing with you thinking, you just let it know how much of a FOOL you are. SAD!

Like I said I trust the WORD OF GOD about God's existence, he has made me a believer plenty without the need for veggie tales.

Sodomites are nasty, however, perverting the Word of God is worse.
You should read about what happens with the false teachers, woe to you fools!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

This is about retarded, I'm sorry but belief in God's Word is clearly enough.
Everyone looks for proof and your salvation is God's word, looking for it elsewhere will only lead you into HELL!

So in other words believe in practices that God HATES; like gay sex, tree worship and fiat currency?

[tyrant]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

This is about retarded, I'm sorry but belief in God's Word is clearly enough.
Everyone looks for proof and your salvation is God's word, looking for it elsewhere will only lead you into HELL!

[Stella LaForte]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

But why would atheists need any more proof of God's creation than the world? All they have to do is open their King James 1611 Bible and find all the proof they should need there. And if they need any additional proof, all they have to do is look in the sky after it rains:

Genesis 9:13 - I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.

There you have it, it's a sign of the covenant with God.

I realise I may seem hypocritical, being a former atheist myself, but I've since opened my mind to greater things and to the Truth, and I hope to lead other atheists to their salvation after my transformation is complete!

[Janine Walker]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

but i want to be able to put all types of fruit and veg up my ass i dont want to discriminate

I don't think donkeys have too much of a preference when it comes to food. I know they love hay but past that carrots and other types of vegetables are good. I'm not so sure about feeding a donkey grapes or other seed type foods. I know cabbage and turnips are okay for a donkey to eat.

It's probably favorite thing to eat I'd say is dried sugar beet pulp, you can find it at most farm stores. I'd also recommend going to the vet and asking for a dietary supplement so they are getting all the nutrition they need(feed it by putting it in the hay, they eat that right up.)

I think that's a lot of options if you want a healthy donkey but perhaps a few snacks won't hurt. Just try to avoid giving them certain root food such as green potatoes.

What's your donkey's name btw? The one we have next door is named Charlotte and it's a very tame animal .

In Christ, Janine Walker

[howcanyoubelievethis]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's diversity. Would you like to live in a world where cucumbers were the only vegetables? No? Well, luckily for you, God arranged it so that you don't have to. You could try being a bit more grateful to Him.

but i want to be able to put all types of fruit and veg up my ass i dont want to discriminate

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

im sorry but you cant justify gods exsistance because of one vegetable. What about all the other vegetables that aren't perfectly shaped for hands or gays?

That's diversity. Would you like to live in a world where cucumbers were the only vegetables? No? Well, luckily for you, God arranged it so that you don't have to. You could try being a bit more grateful to Him.

[Brother Helge]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.

Yeah, that's what happens when you make pockets of salmon skin.

Try cotton or real leather instead.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.

Let me see if I follow you.
You put grapes in your fur lined pocket, walk around a while and them eat them and they taste like fish. Are you trying to make wine the hard way?

[Miss muslimdestroyer]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

That's silly why do you have a fur lined pocket? Boots and coats even gloves but a fur lined pocket, that's silly. Now come on what do you do with the grapes?

I really don't want to talk about it anymore, they didn't taste very nice afterwards, bit fishy.

[Janine Walker]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

You can't bake a pie? Is it the crust?

Here you go

Ingredients

• 3 cups all-purpose flour
• 1 teaspoon salt
• 1 1/4 cups shortening
• 1 egg, beaten
• 1 tablespoon distilled white vinegar
• 4 tablespoons water

Directions

1. In large bowl mix flour and salt. Cut in shortening with two butter knifes.
2. In separate bowl, mix together egg, vinegar, and water. Drizzle wet mixture into dry mixture, cutting it in.
3. Roll out dough, and fit into two 9 inch pie pans.

Don't over work the crust, depending on what you're making it for switch between shortening/lard/butter (or combination) and chill for at least an hour before using.

Remember that the dough should **just** hold together.

Wow, I've always been afraid of it but now I guess I will try it tomorrow night for dinner(I made Mac and cheese, corn and new york strip steak tonight.) You break it down so easily and I am very thankful!

I am now ready to make pies .

Janine Walker

[James Dewitt]

Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists

They feel good in my furry pocket when they move around.

That's silly why do you have a fur lined pocket? Boots and coats even gloves but a fur lined pocket, that's silly. Now come on what do you do with the grapes?