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  • #256
    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

    Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
    You know, I've never noticed until i saw that video but bannas do remind of something. Hmm?...........I wonder what that can be? I bet Moon knows what I'm talking about. By the way where is Moon? I hope she's doing ok.
    Is there any possibility you could get your mind out of the gutter for five minutes, and start thinking about Jesus and the fate of your Aeternal soul? You made the point a long time ago that you are a wanton and abandoned trollop who can't leave the men alone, you don't have to go on and on rubbing it in. Moon was rushed to hospital after her conversation with you and diagnosed as suffering from near terminal boredom. She was trying to be nice but could only take so much.

    Now, for heaven's sake try to get the level of your discourse up a bit before you bore someone to death. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?
    Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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    • #257
      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

      Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
      Is there any possibility you could get your mind out of the gutter for five minutes, and start thinking about Jesus and the fate of your Aeternal soul? You made the point a long time ago that you are a wanton and abandoned trollop who can't leave the men alone, you don't have to go on and on rubbing it in. Moon was rushed to hospital after her conversation with you and diagnosed as suffering from near terminal boredom. She was trying to be nice but could only take so much.

      Now, for heaven's sake try to get the level of your discourse up a bit before you bore someone to death. You don't want that on your conscience, do you?
      You,dear sir are a big meanie. I merely voiced a concern over Moon, and if she was rushed to the hospital it has nothing to do with me. As for my mind being in the gutter, well I guess it was, sorry shouldn't have stated out loud how a banana and a certain part of the male body are a like.

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      • #258
        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
        You,dear sir are a big meanie. I merely voiced a concern over Moon, and if she was rushed to the hospital it has nothing to do with me. As for my mind being in the gutter, well I guess it was, sorry shouldn't have stated out loud how a banana and a certain part of the male body are a like.
        Please leave Pastor Eno's nose out of this conversation
        He gets very upset when people start referring to "That".

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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        • #259
          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

          Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
          Please leave Pastor Eno's nose out of this conversation
          He gets very upset when people start referring to "That".
          I wasn't talking about his nose, but oh well I'll leave it alone.

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          • #260
            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
            I wasn't talking about his nose, but oh well I'll leave it alone.
            You had damn well better leave it alone you disgraceful hussy. You keep your hands to yourself. We are all Godly and Upright men here: try to remember you are no longer in the whorehouse where groping every man who comes in is normal behaviour. None of the men here are interested in slaking the rabidly abnormal lusts of an unsaved strumpet. That you should even think of such a thing shows the extent to which you are in the thrall of the demons of carnality and debauchery.
            Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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            • #261
              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

              Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
              You had damn well better leave it alone you disgraceful hussy. You keep your hands to yourself. We are all Godly and Upright men here: try to remember you are no longer in the whorehouse where groping every man who comes in is normal behaviour. None of the men here are interested in slaking the rabidly abnormal lusts of an unsaved strumpet. That you should even think of such a thing shows the extent to which you are in the thrall of the demons of carnality and debauchery.
              I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.

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              • #262
                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                I am not a hussy, and i've never to a whorehouse. As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.
                Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                • #263
                  Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                  Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                  Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
                  Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                  • #264
                    Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                    Of course you are a hussy. You are brazen, immoral, and a compulsive fornicator. By your own admission you are a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys. If that is not being a hussy, what is?
                    I'll agree with the fact that I can be some what brazen, but I do have morals and I am not a compulsive fronicator. I have not admitted to being a nymphomanical seducer of schoolboys, and I won't admitt to something as sick as that. I like sex,yes its enjoyable but do I have it with everybody, no. I'm very picky. Do I have it with boys? Hell no, like I said thats sick, I prefure men. However it has been over a year sense I've had sex, thank you very much.

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                    • #265
                      Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
                      Please Pastor, I meant nothing by any of that. I merely stated the fact that you two were cute. If I was going to throw myself at anybody, I'd show better Pics and flirt.

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                      • #266
                        Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                        Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                        As for demons never had the pleasure of meeting one and I don't think I'd want to for that matter.
                        If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • #267
                          Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                          If that's the case, wouldn't it be a good idea to repent and get right with Jesus?
                          If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.

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                          • #268
                            Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                            Originally posted by kikirnw View Post
                            If I believed he was anything but a man, than yes it would be.
                            And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                            • #269
                              Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                              Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                              And if you repeat that line one more time, you'll be in big trouble.
                              Sorry, I meant no disrepect on your beilfs.

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                              • #270
                                Re: Bananas Prove God Exists

                                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                                Not to mention the fact that she has been throwing herself at me and Warrior in Christ for days now. Brazen barely scratches the surface of what she is.
                                Did you see post #259: She grudgingly agrees not to attempt to grope me, but only after it is made very plain to her that her attentions are very definitely not welcome. And despite her protestations to the contrary, she has now posted an avatar of herself that is plainly designed go show off her cleavage. Not that there is much of it.
                                Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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