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  • R-R-R
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    There is a difference between Mars and the earth.
    Good observation, my compliments

    Now, tell us something we don't already know

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  • Peter
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    The Mars probe has found evidence of a great flood on Mars. How you explain that outside The Flood story in The Bible?
    There is a difference between Mars and the earth.

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  • Larry Lee
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    Friend,

    The Mars probe has found evidence of a great flood on Mars. How you explain that outside The Flood story in The Bible?
    Glory! Brother. When God promised to be everywhere all the time, He meant it!

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Creation scientists aren't even real scientists.
    The flood never occured, it's just a baby bedtime story.
    Friend,

    The Mars probe has found evidence of a great flood on Mars. How you explain that outside The Flood story in The Bible?

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  • R-R-R
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
    "What other ways can you think of that God could use to destroy all the Unsaved -- that is, almost all of humanity?"
    Plague and famine? Swarms of locusts? Making them al homers would erase mankind within a single generation (perhaps that's what Satan is planning in San Fransisco ).

    Just some suggestions. But visions of the black plague, or clouds of bugs isn't something you want to burden a young child's mind with. And certainly not with the idea of almost the entire world population turning gay (which would result in scene straight out of horrormovies I reckon).

    So drowning all the sinners is a fairly humane way to dispose of them, flushing them down the drain, right into hell

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  • OnYourKnees
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Science disagrees with you, my friend.

    On another note, would you really consider a harrowing tale of the deaths of 99.99% of the world's population a suitable bedtime story for a small child? There's something wrong with you, boy.
    Well, it's appropriate as long as you end with, "And so God promised never to destroy almost all humanity with a Flood ever again.

    "What other ways can you think of that God could use to destroy all the Unsaved -- that is, almost all of humanity?"

    See, this way it encourages the child to have delightful dreams about God removing the Unsaved from the earth.

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  • R-R-R
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    On another note, would you really consider a harrowing tale of the deaths of 99.99% of the world's population a suitable bedtime story for a small child? There's something wrong with you, boy.
    The sadistic nature of hellspawn seems to appear clearly in this one, Brother Temperance. It looks as though Satan has him in his vices...

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  • Brother Temperance
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Creation scientists aren't even real scientists.
    The flood never occured, it's just a baby bedtime story.
    Science disagrees with you, my friend.

    On another note, would you really consider a harrowing tale of the deaths of 99.99% of the world's population a suitable bedtime story for a small child? There's something wrong with you, boy.

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  • R-R-R
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Peter View Post
    Creation scientists aren't even real scientists.
    The flood never occured, it's just a baby bedtime story.
    Isn't it possible that with creation scientists they refer to sceintists who try to (dis)prove parts of the Bible? If those people use the scientific method of falsification they can be true scientists just like the ones that try to debunk religion. It's just a matter of terminology...

    Same goes for calling some of the people around here Unsaved Trash. I started out as such before I got my Member title. But am I supposed to feel outraged because they call me such names? Not quite, if you realize that such merely is the term by which they define outsiders. If they call you hellbound, it simply means they think some advice taken from the Holy KJV1611 would be very helpful to you regarding your afterlife. By no means do they want to put you down, they want you to go to Heaven like they will. If people get offended by the words they use to adress others they should ponder what they are trying to tell you. Being called trash would in most contexts be offensive, yet here it is merely a way to make you realize that you might want to reconsider your goals in life...

    Back to creation science...

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  • Peter
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
    Not true, Dud. Only some -- secualiar scientists -- say that a comet destroyed the dinosaurs or that the flood never occured.

    Creation scientists have proved that the flood did occur. But we know that already because the Word of God tells us it occured!

    Who would you rather believe, Dud? Mortal men or Almighty God?
    Creation scientists aren't even real scientists.
    The flood never occured, it's just a baby bedtime story.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by mister A.H. View Post
    You are the only one who is thinking something completely wrong and sick.
    Please show a little more respect for Brother Temperance on these our boards. Brother Temperance has had years of experience of exactly how sinners think through his ministering to some of the lowest forms of life there are in Godless Britain. He has demonstrated time and again that he can face sin unfinchingly and minister fearlessly to the most debauched and licentious.

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  • Enobarbus
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by the dud View Post
    Scientists say that the flood never happened.
    We say that an impact of a comet destroyed all the dinosaurs.
    Not true, Dud. Only some -- secualiar scientists -- say that a comet destroyed the dinosaurs or that the flood never occured.

    Creation scientists have proved that the flood did occur. But we know that already because the Word of God tells us it occured!

    Who would you rather believe, Dud? Mortal men or Almighty God?

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  • mister A.H.
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Brother Tempernotgoodinyourheados View Post
    I hate to think what you've been trying to get baby mammals to suckle on to test your theory, you sicko! See what happens when you reject Christ?
    You are the only one who is thinking something completely wrong and sick.

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  • the dud
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
    Get your story straight, sinner! First you claim that pterosaurs are extinct, so they must've died out during the Flood, then you claim that the Flood never happened, so the pterosaurs can't have died out during it, thus proving that it must have been a pterosaur that Sister M&M saw! Which is it?
    Scientists say that the flood never happened.
    We say that an impact of a comet destroyed all the dinosaurs.

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  • the dud
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    Originally posted by Rev. Dr. Davidson View Post
    You doubt the great flood, yet your secular scientists agree that it really happened? You need to get with the program boy. Either learn enough to argue intelligently, or do the right thing and find Jesus.

    Scientists say that the dinosaurs all died after the impact of a comet.

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