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  • I saw a pterosaur today!

    I was driving home from Foodtown earlier today when a strange flying object caught my eye. Of course, my first thought was that it was either a bird, but when I slowed down and took a closer look, I saw that this was like no bird I had ever seen! I'm a bit of a bird nut, so trust me—if this thing was avian, I would have recognized it immediately. It was not.

    I pulled over and climbed excitedly out of the car. Could it be an angel of our LORD? This exciting thought propelled me to whip out my new Cannon PowerShot A550 digital camera and take a picture of this literal UFO. The shutter clicked and a miniaturized version of the photo appeared onscreen—and the object was clearly visible. This saddened me a little, because I knew it wasn't an angel; angels never show up in photographs. So what had I seen?

    After enlarging it on my computer, I studied the shot. There was something... reptilian about it. I puzzled over this for a moment, and then it hit me: I had seen a living pterosaur! All the stories I'd read at Genesis Park and Cryptozoology.com suddenly flooded back to me. I'd always known evolution was a big stinking lie, but now I'd seen the proof with my own eyes! Here is the photo I snapped for your viewing pleasure:



    For comparison, here's a sketch of the "extinct" pterosaur Rhamphorhynchus. Aren't the similarities astonishing?



    It's amazing how one amateur photograph (make that very amateur! ) can blow trillions of hours of evolutionist research and brainwashing right out of the water... and even more amazing how not a single person in the scientific "community" (cult) would dare to acknowledge the facts that I present. I firmly believe that pterosaurs and their relatives are seen by many people all over the world, all of whom are afraid to speak out because they know they'll be ridiculed by the Darwinist mafia.

    What about you folks? Has anyone else spotted a creature whose existence has been blotted out by the evolutionist agenda?
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    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

    I've seen monkeys! If we're descended from them, how could they still be around?
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    • #3
      Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

      What a great point, Sister! The world is simply awash in proof that evolution is garbage. Like Negroes (maybe that's what you're thinking of?)—wouldn't they have died out millennia ago if "survival of the fittest" really occurred on any meaningful scale?
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      • #4
        Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

        Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
        I've seen monkeys! If we're descended from them, how could they still be around?

        Because the descendants of some of the monkeys are changed and not every monkey changed.
        You know nothing about DNA and genes, so you shouldn't say such stupid things anymore

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        • #5
          Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

          Originally posted by the dud View Post
          Because the descendants of some of the monkeys are changed and not every monkey changed.
          You know nothing about DNA and genes, so you shouldn't say such stupid things anymore
          This "dna" nonsense is all a bunch of crap that you monkey-worshipers made up. There is no such thing, so stop lying.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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          • #6
            Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            This "dna" nonsense is all a bunch of crap that you monkey-worshipers made up. There is no such thing, so stop lying.

            In the biology class, we had an experiment to do research for DNA and it DOES exist!

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              Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

              Originally posted by the dud View Post
              In the biology class, we had an experiment to do research for DNA and it DOES exist!
              Okay Einstien, PROVE it! Thats all you and your frenchie boyfriends have been saying since you first came into our Godly forum, right? "Prove God exists!"

              Well, now you did some jr. high experiment that "proves" dna? PROVE IT, frenchie.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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              • #8
                Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Okay Einstien, PROVE it! Thats all you and your frenchie boyfriends have been saying since you first came into our Godly forum, right? "Prove God exists!"

                Well, now you did some jr. high experiment that "proves" dna? PROVE IT, frenchie.

                I'm Belgian

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                • #9
                  Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                  Not all Belgians speak French.

                  Don't you REMEMBER things?
                  =/=

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                  • #10
                    Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                    Originally posted by Appelfap. View Post
                    Not all Belgians speak French.

                    Don't you REMEMBER things?
                    I think he can only remember the things he reads in the bible

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                    • #11
                      Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                      Or the words sodomy and bestialism.

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                      • #12
                        Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                        Originally posted by the dud View Post
                        I'm Belgian
                        Belgian, French, what difference does it make? You are all a bunch of useless and Godless poofters.
                        Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                        • #13
                          Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                          Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                          Belgian, French, what difference does it make? You are all a bunch of useless and Godless poofters.
                          completely correct, considering I'm from Belgium too. hooray!

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                            Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                            Originally posted by the dud View Post
                            Because the descendants of some of the monkeys are changed and not every monkey changed.
                            You know nothing about DNA and genes, so you shouldn't say such stupid things anymore
                            I didn't quite catch that. Could you try it again in English? Grammar and punctuation would help as well.
                            "If thou buy an Hebrew servant, six years he shall serve: and in the seventh he shall go out free for nothing. . . . And if a man sell his daughter to be a maidservant, she shall not go out as the manservant's do."
                            (Leviticus 21:6-7)

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                            • #15
                              Re: I saw a pterosaur today!

                              Here's the deal: I'll TRY to prove to you that DNA DOES exist (it does, but you sillies don't believe it so..) I'll try to, but I won't promise anything... My teacher has to give his permission to do it.

                              And if I can't, here's a fine link to the experiment a want to do.. http://learn.genetics.utah.edu/units...es/extraction/
                              (The last picture is undenyable.. )

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