I’d like to add another fact to good old boy Jimmy’s quite clever observation; them self-important, know-it-all, self-serving scientists don’t make squat when it comes to their pay. A school janitor makes more than some of these first-year interns. Those fancy universities and non-profit organizations that hire these boys to do their useless research don’t even respect the scientific profession enough to give them a decent living wage half the time. Well, as a member of the state bar, I can out money any one of those down-and-out eggheads and bring a lawsuit on them so bad, that they’ll be forced to borrow from the local mafia loan shark just to be able to pay up all those punitive and compensatory damages owed to me through court judgments. On top of that, they’ll have to find a way to scrape up even more moolah just to pay for the second rate, bargain basement, scheisters hired to defend them from my legal wrath; and don’t get me started on what they’ll have to resort to in order to earn the extra dough to pay for their own court costs.
Thank the good Lord that the scientific community is easier to bankrupt than General Motors and the whole commercial banking industry combined. We can all rest easy knowing that if we can’t beat up every single one them with our dukes, then we can certainly outspend and bankrupt those devil-dogs in order to put them out of business real fast.
The Honorable Brother Jessup T. Lloyd, Esq. has spoken………Amen!
He thinks he know everything bout the whole stinkin' universe just cuse hes reads a lots of made up books and engaged in sinful experments. He will smugly teach yer innocent children that they are monkeys and spit HATEFUL arrogant RUDENESS in the faces of honest GOD FEARIN' CHRISTIANS like me and you! 
JESUS gave us CHRISTIANS the GODLY soldier muscle to make them researchin' freaks SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!! 
Can I get an AMEN!!? 
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