In the Godly parts of the World, we are used to Christian units of measurement, Fahrenheit, ounces, miles, feet and inches. Admittedly, this is being soiled by the British who have abandoned God and mongrelized the American tongue into Scouser and Essex. However, there are alarming data embedded within this apparently Godly system that have to be assessed by the tools of Creation Science: Prayer and Scripture.
The most alarming fact is that Mr. Fahrenheit, well-remembered in the song sung by the former homeridol Freddy Mercury, was a Nazi German. Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) was, indeed, a kraut, either Lutheran or Catholic, and thus more than suspicious.
Second, we must look at natural constants. Water boiling at 212F at freezing at 32F seems unremarkable, a coincidence, something that could have developed over billions of years after the Big Bang by the random forces of evolution. This explains why Mr. Darwin would have invented the theory of natural descent, as everything seemed to be random fluctuations to him.
But however, yet, furthermore, when we look at the metrics of the Centigrade, admittedly invented by the worst of the worst, a Swiss called Anders Celsius (1701-1744), something astonishing emerges. In this scale, water boils at +100 degrees and freezes at -100 degrees. This is just too good to be something random entropic evolution could bring forth. It is too tidy, too beautiful to have been formed by natural processes over trillions of millennia. Imagine this, you detect a new temperature scale in nature, test it and observe how perfectly these apparently natural phenomena fit your scale.
This means that these natural constants were designed by Jesus to be in perfect harmony with the number of our fingers and toes and the oft-mentioned primeval numbers mentioned in the Bible, often multiples of ten, just as one hundred is.
Daniel 7:10
A fiery stream issued and came forth from before him: thousand thousands ministered unto him, and ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him: the judgment was set, and the books were opened.
Judges 20:10
And we will take ten men of an hundred throughout all the tribes of Israel, and an hundred of a thousand, and a thousand out of ten thousand, to fetch victual for the people, that they may do, when they come to Gibeah of Benjamin, according to all the folly that they have wrought in Israel.
Ezekiel 48:13
And over against the border of the priests the Levites shall have five and twenty thousand in length, and ten thousand in breadth: all the length shall be five and twenty thousand, and the breadth ten thousand.
The same amazing connection can be seen with, e.g., kilometers, they consist of 1000 meters. Again, not possible or at least too unlikely without Divine intervention.
Further proof: Jesus designed the 100 degrees metrics to KILL us, as He will surely do very very soon (not us but everyone else!).
I shall be presenting this as a poster at an atheist scientific convent and am expecting mass conversions!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
The most alarming fact is that Mr. Fahrenheit, well-remembered in the song sung by the former homeridol Freddy Mercury, was a Nazi German. Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit (1686-1736) was, indeed, a kraut, either Lutheran or Catholic, and thus more than suspicious.
Second, we must look at natural constants. Water boiling at 212F at freezing at 32F seems unremarkable, a coincidence, something that could have developed over billions of years after the Big Bang by the random forces of evolution. This explains why Mr. Darwin would have invented the theory of natural descent, as everything seemed to be random fluctuations to him.
But however, yet, furthermore, when we look at the metrics of the Centigrade, admittedly invented by the worst of the worst, a Swiss called Anders Celsius (1701-1744), something astonishing emerges. In this scale, water boils at +100 degrees and freezes at -100 degrees. This is just too good to be something random entropic evolution could bring forth. It is too tidy, too beautiful to have been formed by natural processes over trillions of millennia. Imagine this, you detect a new temperature scale in nature, test it and observe how perfectly these apparently natural phenomena fit your scale.
This means that these natural constants were designed by Jesus to be in perfect harmony with the number of our fingers and toes and the oft-mentioned primeval numbers mentioned in the Bible, often multiples of ten, just as one hundred is.
Daniel 7:10
A fiery stream issued and came forth from before him: thousand thousands ministered unto him, and ten thousand times ten thousand stood before him: the judgment was set, and the books were opened.
Judges 20:10
And we will take ten men of an hundred throughout all the tribes of Israel, and an hundred of a thousand, and a thousand out of ten thousand, to fetch victual for the people, that they may do, when they come to Gibeah of Benjamin, according to all the folly that they have wrought in Israel.
Ezekiel 48:13
And over against the border of the priests the Levites shall have five and twenty thousand in length, and ten thousand in breadth: all the length shall be five and twenty thousand, and the breadth ten thousand.
The same amazing connection can be seen with, e.g., kilometers, they consist of 1000 meters. Again, not possible or at least too unlikely without Divine intervention.
Further proof: Jesus designed the 100 degrees metrics to KILL us, as He will surely do very very soon (not us but everyone else!).
I shall be presenting this as a poster at an atheist scientific convent and am expecting mass conversions!
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
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