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I’m sorry I have not been on these Godly forums much in the last couple of days, but the Scientheistic Community has been in a bit of a state. As I am sure you all realize, Michael Jackson was the Weirdest Person in the World before God sent him to Hell. But what most people do not know is that he was so much weirder than everyone else, we never bothered to figure out who was the Second Weirdest Person in the World.
And when I say “we” I mean the American Scientheist Special Council on Weirdness of which I am a leading member. As one of my colleagues said yesterday, “We really dropped the ball on this one! I thought we had five, maybe ten years before that freak would drop! This is awful.”
It has been a real scramble trying to come up with a new Weirdest Person in the World. These are the four frontrunners right now, in no particular order. They are nowhere near as weird as Michael Jackson, but as I said earlier, he was exceptionally weird. He may have been the weirdest person ever, but that is for history and God to judge.
First we have Dennis Avner, who prefers to be called Stalking Cat. This walking nightmare did this to himself on purpose. The Bible of course prohibits tattoos and “cuttings of the flesh”.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1052934/Cat-Man--human-tiger-enjoys-climbing-trees-eats-raw-meat-day.html
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Next we have Walter Mercado, a well known Latin Psychic and notorius weirdo. This person, who insists he is male, spits in God’s face daily by claiming “the stars” affect our daily lives! What a bunch of superstitious nonsense!
Here is a link to his website. It is all in Mexican so I have no idea what any of it says, but I’m sure it is all evil and against Jesus. All of the other websites that we have uncovered that mention “Mr.” Mercado are also in Mexican, so it very difficult to get any accurate information about him.
https://www.waltermercado.net/sp/index.php
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Our next complete weirdo is Genesis P-Orridge. I really don’t know where to start with this one. He has been mocking the Lord since the 1970’s.
He was in several punk rock bands where performing naked covered in one’s own blood and excrement was the considered “hip” and “with it”. Recently, he again decided to spit in God’s face when he decided he needed larger fake breasts! You read that correctly, he is a man with breasts!
In this photo, he is pictured with his wife who Jesus sent to Hell in 2007.
Here is a link to his website. Do not click it unless you have your KJAV 1611 by your side
http://www.genesisp-orridge.com/
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Our final candidate is Buck Angel, who calls himself a Transman Pornstar. I don’t have to much to say about this one except this person is a woman, she has a vagina.
I will not be posting a link to this person’s website for obvious reasons.
And when I say “we” I mean the American Scientheist Special Council on Weirdness of which I am a leading member. As one of my colleagues said yesterday, “We really dropped the ball on this one! I thought we had five, maybe ten years before that freak would drop! This is awful.”
It has been a real scramble trying to come up with a new Weirdest Person in the World. These are the four frontrunners right now, in no particular order. They are nowhere near as weird as Michael Jackson, but as I said earlier, he was exceptionally weird. He may have been the weirdest person ever, but that is for history and God to judge.
First we have Dennis Avner, who prefers to be called Stalking Cat. This walking nightmare did this to himself on purpose. The Bible of course prohibits tattoos and “cuttings of the flesh”.
Dennis Avner, 50, is descended from American Indians, and has spent 'an uncalculated amount' of money on making himself look like a big cat, after a discussion with a Native chief who inspired him to 'follow the ways of the tiger'.
Avner's body modification operations have included bifurcation (splitting) of his upper lip, surgical pointing of the ears, sillicone cheek and forehead implants, tooth filing, tattoos, and facial piercings - to which whiskers can be attached.
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Next we have Walter Mercado, a well known Latin Psychic and notorius weirdo. This person, who insists he is male, spits in God’s face daily by claiming “the stars” affect our daily lives! What a bunch of superstitious nonsense!
Here is a link to his website. It is all in Mexican so I have no idea what any of it says, but I’m sure it is all evil and against Jesus. All of the other websites that we have uncovered that mention “Mr.” Mercado are also in Mexican, so it very difficult to get any accurate information about him.
https://www.waltermercado.net/sp/index.php
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Our next complete weirdo is Genesis P-Orridge. I really don’t know where to start with this one. He has been mocking the Lord since the 1970’s.
He was in several punk rock bands where performing naked covered in one’s own blood and excrement was the considered “hip” and “with it”. Recently, he again decided to spit in God’s face when he decided he needed larger fake breasts! You read that correctly, he is a man with breasts!
In this photo, he is pictured with his wife who Jesus sent to Hell in 2007.
Throbbing Gristle’s Genesis P-Orridge has submitted to a series of plastic surgery sessions to get breast implantation in the last few weeks. The surgery procedures involved minor liposuction on the waist and a replacement of his former breast implants, which were enlarged to a 38 “D” size . . . In 2003 Genesis changed his name to Genesis Breyer P-Orridge and began a performance series called Breaking Sex that was initiated by both he and Lady J. Breyer. This project is about re-union and re-solution of male and female to a perfecting hermaphroditic state and has been named Pandrogeny by P-Orridge.
Here is a link to his website. Do not click it unless you have your KJAV 1611 by your side
http://www.genesisp-orridge.com/
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Our final candidate is Buck Angel, who calls himself a Transman Pornstar. I don’t have to much to say about this one except this person is a woman, she has a vagina.
I will not be posting a link to this person’s website for obvious reasons.
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