[JennyD]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Sorry, can't help you. Only God can fix stupid, so I will pray for you

Indeed, only God can fix stupid, but attempting research can help.

Smilodon (pronounced /ˈsmаɪlɵdɒn/), sometimes called sabre-toothed cat, is an extinct genus of large machairodontine saber-toothed cats that lived between approximately 2.5 million to 10,000 years ago in North and South America. They are called "sabre-toothed" for the extreme length of their maxillary canines. The La Brea tar pits in California trapped hundreds of Smilodon in the tar, possibly as they tried to feed on mammoths already trapped. The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County has many of their complete skeletons. Despite the colloquial name of "sabre-toothed tiger", Smilodon is not closely related to a tiger, which belongs to another subfamily, the Pantherinae; Smilodon is a member of the extinct subfamily Machairodontinae. The name Smilodon is a bahuvrihi from Greek: σμίλη, smilē, "chisel" and Greek ὀδoύς, ὀδόντος, odoús, Genitive: odóntos, "tooth". Among the largest felids, the heaviest specimens of this massively built carnivore may have exceeded 400 kg (880 lb).[1]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Indeed, only God can fix stupid, but attempting research can help.

Smilodon (pronounced /ˈsmаɪlɵdɒn/), sometimes called sabre-toothed cat, is an extinct genus of large machairodontine saber-toothed cats that lived between approximately 2.5 million to 10,000 years ago in North and South America. They are called "sabre-toothed" for the extreme length of their maxillary canines. The La Brea tar pits in California trapped hundreds of Smilodon in the tar, possibly as they tried to feed on mammoths already trapped. The Natural History Museum of Los Angeles County has many of their complete skeletons. Despite the colloquial name of "sabre-toothed tiger", Smilodon is not closely related to a tiger, which belongs to another subfamily, the Pantherinae; Smilodon is a member of the extinct subfamily Machairodontinae. The name Smilodon is a bahuvrihi from Greek: σμίλη, smilē, "chisel" and Greek ὀδoύς, ὀδόντος, odoús, Genitive: odóntos, "tooth". Among the largest felids, the heaviest specimens of this massively built carnivore may have exceeded 400 kg (880 lb).[1]

Not to mention the Biblical fact that there is no such thing as "2.5 billion years ago."

[feyfalen]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Not to mention the Biblical fact that there is no such thing as "2.5 billion years ago."

Good point. I agree.

[JoeJackson]

Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts!

Just wanted to remind all the fine folks of Landover, I still got tickets to tomorrows big showmemorial. Half price and VIP parking for Landover True Christians. It is my way of giving back. There will be gift pavilions located throughout the event where you can purchase some fine memorabilia like:
the trademark glove ($35.00, $30.00 to folks from Landover)
the yid curly cue ($25.00, $23.00 to folks from Landover)
the bad ass hat ($95.00, $80.00 to folks from Landover)
And my personal favorite, the Michael Jackson "Stages of my Life" mask collection. Each mask is an accurate duplication (made from molds of his actual face) of MJ's facial appearance. These are true to life professional items, not dollar store knock-offs. Wear one of these and your friends will truly think they have seen a ghost. I've been wearing one from time to time over the last few days, the laughs I get a are priceless. Hehehe, my favorite was when I lay down on the table in the LA autopsy room. I shoved MJ back in the cooler, Jermaine (he is such a wuss) came in to see Michael. I sprung up and went boo! Hehehe, that boy went as white as MJ. I know this is what Micheal would of wanted, to see people laugh, I am doing my best to carry on his legacy. Now, being these here masks are so life like they even fooled a family member, they are not cheap at $950.00 a set ($875.00 for you folks). The original price was supposed to be much higher but I found some Chinky folks that could do it on the cheap. Apparently there was some Hasbro toy factory that got shut down last fall that was just sitting there.

Now, to purchase any of these items, simply use the Landover Pay Pal system (locate at the bottom of your screen). Being the money is coming in though Landover, we will automatically provide these fine items at the special price. And, if you act now and but them all, you may take an additional 10% off your order. Please, do not forget to include S&H.

[angels]

Re: Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts!

Just wanted to remind all the fine folks of Landover, I still got tickets to tomorrows big showmemorial. Half price and VIP parking for Landover True Christians. It is my way of giving back. There will be gift pavilions located throughout the event where you can purchase some fine memorabilia like:
the trademark glove ($35.00, $30.00 to folks from Landover)
the yid curly cue ($25.00, $23.00 to folks from Landover)
the bad ass hat ($95.00, $80.00 to folks from Landover)
And my personal favorite, the Michael Jackson "Stages of my Life" mask collection. Each mask is an accurate duplication (made from molds of his actual face) of MJ's facial appearance. These are true to life professional items, not dollar store knock-offs. Wear one of these and your friends will truly think they have seen a ghost. I've been wearing one from time to time over the last few days, the laughs I get a are priceless. Hehehe, my favorite was when I lay down on the table in the LA autopsy room. I shoved MJ back in the cooler, Jermaine (he is such a wuss) came in to see Michael. I sprung up and went boo! Hehehe, that boy went as white as MJ. I know this is what Micheal would of wanted, to see people laugh, I am doing my best to carry on his legacy. Now, being these here masks are so life like they even fooled a family member, they are not cheap at $950.00 a set ($875.00 for you folks). The original price was supposed to be much higher but I found some Chinky folks that could do it on the cheap. Apparently there was some Hasbro toy factory that got shut down last fall that was just sitting there.

Now, to purchase any of these items, simply use the Landover Pay Pal system (locate at the bottom of your screen). Being the money is coming in though Landover, we will automatically provide these fine items at the special price. And, if you act now and but them all, you may take an additional 10% off your order. Please, do not forget to include S&H.

Mr. Joe Jackson, why are you peddling these tickets all over the forum sir?.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts!

Mr. Joe Jackson, why are you peddling these tickets all over the forum sir?.

I agree. As disgusting as his son was, the shameless peddling of cheap items to profit from a persons death is so wrong. From what I have heard, less than 5% of the profits go to the Baptist Church and less than 25% go to the Pastors 'Special Fund'. I want to know where the remaining 70% is going?

BTW, thanks for the free tickets, Joe!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Michael was not weird. No that Cojo person from Entertainment Tonight, he was weird.

= ?????

Is that Chastity Bono now that she is a man?

[JoeJackson]

Re: Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts!

Mr. Joe Jackson, why are you peddling these tickets all over the forum sir?.

Peddling? No little lady, I'd never stoop to shameless peddling or exploitation. I am sharing my awareness of the availability of these fine items. For those of you that want, we are coming out with a framed certificate of the memorial. It will have a picture of me and my boy, a n original unused ticket to the event, a lock a of a black child's hair (could not use Micheal's, he be bald!) and a certificate of authenticity, signed in ink by some chink that can forge my name pretty good. All this for four payments of $39.99 + S&H. One other thing we are working on is offering grass clippings from Michaels grave site. These will be offered on a subscription basis. PM me for details.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michael Jackson Memorial Gifts!

BTB, fixed it for you.... the missing picture....

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Is that Chastity Bono now that she is a man?

Is it me or has she got more than the God-Given number of teeth?

[WWJDnow]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

My vote goes to Rachael Van Helsing.

[Elite Combine]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Our final candidate is Buck Angel, who calls himself a Transman Pornstar. I don’t have to much to say about this one except this person is a woman, she has a vagina.

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He (she) is pretty hot.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

He (she) is pretty hot.

Why am I not surprised you like that disgusting filth?

[Elite Combine]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Why am I not surprised you like that disgusting filth?

You know I have to say, you're pretty hot too.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Michael Jackson, World's Weirdest Person Dies, Who is the new

Such a witty 14 year old.

You had earned a little respect earlier. But that was lost in the last hour. Meds wearing off?