[Dr. Zaius]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Here's a web-update in case anyone was still worried that the sewer blob was going to attack from the toilet:

http://www.uforadar.com/2009/09/north-carolina-sewer-blob-update/

[Nobar King]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Great. The invaders have converted people already! It's an impostor!

[mommysoil]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Always the worms. First organic gardeners decide to grow food in worm-poop, then scientists turn worms gay because so they can grow food in gay worm-poop, and now demons are "just worms".

They shall lick the dust like a serpent, they shall move out of their holes like worms of the earth: they shall be afraid of the LORD our God, and shall fear because of thee.
Micah 7:16-18

But, brother, praise the holy name of God! According to the scripture related above, we have nought to fear from these foul minions of hell, as they shall be AFRAID of the Lord our God. That's most likely why they showed their evil appendages first in Raliegh, NC, for it is almost surely the very seat of satan in this heathen land. I give thanks and praise for you my brethren (and sisters, secondly, as it should be.) for forging ahead in this modern sodom. PRAISE and GLORY BE, AMEN!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

What is the Doctrine of Signs? can you give me a scripture reference?

Typo: should be Doctrine of Signatures

[Johnnyboy]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

I can understand God punishing us for the sin of gay marriage, but why North Carolina?? God, please take this homo plague monster and put it in an unGodly state like Utah. God if You must punish North Carolina, please put the evil thing where some homos actually are; Charlotte.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Obviously either a demon that escaped into the world because of gay marriage, or a plague unleashed by the allmighty LORD to punish us for gay marriage.

The proof is that the agenda-oriented scientific community is in full denial mode:

They are clumps of annelid worms, almost certainly tubificids (Naididae, probably genus Tubifex). Normally these occur in soil and sediment, especially at the bottom and edges of polluted streams. In the photo they have apparently entered a pipeline somehow, and in the absence of soil they are coiling around each other. The contractions you see are the result of a single worm contracting and then stimulating all the others to do the same almost simultaneously, so it looks like a single big muscle contracting. Interesting video.

Always the worms. First organic gardeners decide to grow food in worm-poop, then scientists turn worms gay because so they can grow food in gay worm-poop, and now demons are "just worms".

Just like they blame gay-induced climate change on chemical pollution, rather than it's real cause, spiritual pollution, they are blaming these "worms" on "pollution".

The homo-apologists may have fooled some people with their carbon-scapegoating, but they won't get away it this time!

[Johnnyboy]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Getting a secure lid for your toilet might be a good idea until they figure out what it is.

Thank you, Brother Nobar. I'll get one this weekend. Until then, I'll stack a couple of concrete clocks on my toilet lid, just in case. I'll be sleeping with my Lab and my shotgun, thats for sure!

[Nobar King]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Getting a secure lid for your toilet might be a good idea until they figure out what it is.

[Johnnyboy]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

I LIVE in North Carolina. This is not good. This is not good at all.

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Are you sure that isn't Tina Turner? The resemblance is uncanny.

[JRFinn]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

What is the Doctrine of Signs? can you give me a scripture reference?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

An escapee from the Pits of Hell slowly making its way to our world – it’s one of those things that leaps off the wall, fastens on to your face and sucks out your brains.

I don’t think there is any Christian reason to study it; God gave us the Doctrine of Signs. It looks evil and therefore is. It must be destroyed and made extinct. The Lord has exposed the threat of this creature to all right-thinking people that they might end its existence without further ado.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

The throbbing I witnessed in the video is clearly sexual.

This is some kind of sexual abomination out . . .

er,

abominating.

Clearly it is some foul spew of Satan and we need to dispatch a True Christian Missionary team equipped with Holy Flame Throwers to purify and cleanse that vile sewer.


Imagine if that thing got loose in a Middle School and the children started pleasuring themselves with it !!!!!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

How long do you think it'll be before the Japs start charging $100 a plate to eat that stuff raw?

[James Hutchins]

Re: NEW lifeform found in North Carolina?? What is it?

Maybe it is Michael Jackson's nose?