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As we all know, before Eve ate the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil, snakes had legs. God banished them to crawl in the dust on their bellies forever.
One smart-alecky snake has tried to circumvent God's decree!
This Chinese snake has sprouted a single, clawed foot!
One smart-alecky snake has tried to circumvent God's decree!
This Chinese snake has sprouted a single, clawed foot!
Duan Qiongxiu, 66, said she discovered the reptile clinging to the wall of her bedroom with its talons in the middle of the night.
"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.
Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.
The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.
Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."
A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.
Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.
"I woke up and heard a strange scratching sound. I turned on the light and saw this monster working its way along the wall using his claw," said Mrs Duan of Suining, southwest China.
Mrs Duan said she was so scared she grabbed a shoe and beat the snake to death before preserving its body in a bottle of alcohol.
The snake – 16 inches long and the thickness of a little finger – is now being studied at the Life Sciences Department at China's West Normal University in Nanchang.
Snake expert Long Shuai said: "It is truly shocking but we won't know the cause until we've conducted an autopsy."
A more common mutation among snakes is the growth of a second head, which occurs in a similar way to the formation of Siamese twins in humans.
Such animals are often caught and preserved as lucky tokens but have very little chance of surviving in the wild anyway, especially as the heads have a tendency to attack each other.
I dropped the wretched thing from my mouth which now tasted like fish diahrea. That crap got hot on the heat tray it feel on and stunk the whole place up although I think those filthy japs were used to it because it smelled like geisha's choo-choo. What kind of sick bastards collect that green goo that any normal person would discard when cleaning fish, bread it and then serve it to a human being?!?!?! I could have died!!! 
That bomb dropped on Hiroshima was probably Jesus pre-punishing those nips for the offense I suffered that night. So it's no surprise that in Japland satan and his serpents have gathered enough demonic energy to try and reverse God's punishment.
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