[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

How old are you? Isn't there a kids thread you can play in while the adults are talking?

[Levi Jones]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

How old are you? Isn't there a kids thread you can play in while the adults are talking?

I'm sorry I don't enjoy playing with reptiles with satanic mutated limbs.
I don't consider it to be a shortcoming, unlike some witch living in a cave.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

I'm sorry I don't enjoy playing with reptiles with satanic mutated limbs.
I don't consider it to be a shortcoming, unlike some witch living in a cave.

Well, my point, sir (or lad, as the case may be) is that if this thread creeps you out so much, why bother coming in here to post a picture of a freaked out chimp? Is this picture your personal photo?

And you say you don't believe in evolution.. *snicker*

P.S. I only hide in caves during witch hunting season. Just ask Bobby Joe or Zeke.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Well, my point, sir (or lad, as the case may be) is that if this thread creeps you out so much, why bother coming in here to post a picture of a freaked out chimp?

Because it has been on top of this forum for days and days.

Is this picture your personal photo?

Young lady, who is being immature now?

And you say you don't believe in evolution. *snicker*

Quite the evilutionary adaptation there! It makes a loud sound as it uses its mutant claw to crawl. That should work out well for it.

I can't believe you used the adults are talking line on me. I have been using that one since 1999 on the intertubes.,

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Because it has been on top of this forum for days and days.

Ever heard of ignoring it?

Young lady, who is being immature now?

Touche, but you really left that one open.

Quite the evilutionary adaptation there! It makes a loud sound as it uses its mutant claw to crawl. That should work out well for it.

Exactly why I called it 'evolution gone wrong'. Horribly, disgustingly wrong.

I can't believe you used the adults are talking line on me. I have been using that one since 1999 on the intertubes.,

On innertubes, eh? That doesn't tell me much, seeing as a very young, smart-alecky child could have played on innertubes in 1999 and you could still be underage.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Ever heard of ignoring it?

Yeah, I probably should have, but hindsight being what it is.

On innertubes, eh? That doesn't tell me much, seeing as a very young, smart-alecky child could have played on innertubes in 1999 and you could still be underage.

Ask any one of my three Soldiers for Christ or my lovely wife Aimee. They will tell you, I'm no kid.

And exactly how old are you, crone?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Yeah, I probably should have meh, but hindsight being what it is.

There we go, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Ask any one of my three Soldiers for Christ or my lovely wife Aimee. They will tell you, I'm no kid.

LOL, here we go with the attempts to prove your manhood.
Ok, ok, I believe you're not a kid. You may be a TC, but at least you're amusing.

And exactly how old are you, crone?

Oh, I'm a crone indeed! As ancient as in my third decade, can you believe.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

There we go, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Yes, it was.

LOL, here we go with the attempts to prove your manhood.
Ok, ok, I believe you're not a kid. You may be a TC, but at least you're amusing.

Are you trying to hit on me, lady? I don't consort with witches lately.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Yes, it was.

Men... you're all alike...you can never admit when a woman is right!

Are you trying to hit on me, lady? I don't consort with witches lately.

Sorry, but I'm spoken for. Although I'm told I can still be a bit of a flirt, taken or no.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Actually, speaking of selection killing weak and sick etc people off the reason why that isn't happening so much any more is because science is allowing people to live and survive to breeding point who, before modern medicine, most likely would have died in their childhood.

Wrong! The lifespan of europeans increased. Everyone else had no trouble at all living to see old age. There were alot of witches in medieval europe who caused people to die young and told people not to bath regularly. And as we all know people used to live for hundreds of years so in all actuality the lifespan of humans has shunken. So much for secular science.

That's why so many more people are being born with allergies and terminal illnesses etc - we are keeping these people alive. Which is a good and a bad thing both. We (as in non third world countries anyway) no longer allow natural selection to occur in humans.

What about negroidials? If natural selection is correct, and those people still live out in the wild like animals, then why do they have so much sickness and disease? They should all be of perfect health, but they aren't. And is it just me or are they getting more and more stupid, ugly and beastial with each generation?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Yes, it was.



Are you trying to hit on me, lady? I don't consort with witches lately.

Probably. She would never cease with the sexual come ons to myself and Bobby Joe. I told her I was happily married, but that ravenous witch has an appetite for fornication and adultery that is well known around here. I think she get's off on trying to turn men of God into pawns of Satan.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Probably. She would never cease with the sexual come ons to myself and Bobby Joe. I told her I was happily married, but that ravenous witch has an appetite for fornication and adultery that is well known around here. I think she get's off on trying to turn men of God into pawns of Satan.

Mr. Remy. It's not Rachael's fault if you and Mr. Levi are both adorable, is it?

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

There we go, that wasn't so hard, was it?

Yes, it was.

That's what she said! :rolf3:


Oh, excuse me... I forgot myself.......

Pie, anyone?

[John Scopes]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

If evolution were an urban myth, you'd still be swinging from trees, Zekey. Then again, you probably still do.

Do you have samples of the Pastors DNA ? Based on your seeming reputation here you very well might. I would appreciate a small sample for laboratory analysis. This is strictly for scientific research purposes, not for criminal prosecution.

[John Scopes]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Please show me which Scripture in the Holy KJV Bible that mentions "DNA."

I maintain it's just another alphabet soup lie made up by Darwinista hatemongers. Go peddle your lies elsewhere, monkeyboy.

I have read the document to which you reference Pastor. Although I am not a cultural anthropologist, I did find it to be intriguing. The evolutionary timelines that are in it can be easily refuted by science, but as a folk tale it is fascinating.