[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

I have read the document to which you reference Pastor. Although I am not a cultural anthropologist, I did find it to be intriguing. The evolutionary timelines that are in it can be easily refuted by science, but as a folk tale it is fascinating.

As science makes up its "facts", science can "refute" anything. Science can "refute" that water it wet ot that birds can fly. All it is is a bunch of baseless theories. Why are you even talking about science, anyway? Negroids like you are considered monkey men by scientist. They refer to you as homo erectus. Shouldn't you be flinging your own feces at passersby and picking fleas out of your mother's hair if you really believe in the nonsense that is secular science.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

Mr. Remy. It's not Rachael's fault if you and Mr. Levi are both adorable, is it?

You know, we never did get around to that prayer session. I feel that the devil is still within you and needs to be relieved from the hold he has on your soul. I will show you the power of prayer as the full glory of Jesus is thrust inside you. His Love will wash over every inch of your body like a heat wave and you will scream His praises!!! You'll be shouting glory until your voice goes out. Finally, in a pool of your own sweat, fully exhausted by the presense of God, you will be left a changed woman mumbling feebly in tongues, "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!". It is truly a life changing experience. HALLELUJAH!!!

[John Scopes]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

As science makes up its "facts", science can "refute" anything. Science can "refute" that water it wet ot that birds can fly. All it is is a bunch of baseless theories. Why are you even talking about science, anyway? Negroids like you are considered monkey men by scientist. They refer to you as homo erectus. Shouldn't you be flinging your own feces at passersby and picking fleas out of your mother's hair if you really believe in the nonsense that is secular science.

We all can trace our ancestry back to Africa through mitochondrial DNA (with the possible exception of the Japanese, there is some debate about amphibian origins) consequently all humans originate from the same female.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

We all can trace our ancestry back to Africa

According to today's shaky consensus theory, but every few weeks some new discovery makes the scientists less and less sure about it. (That's just Jesus planting more bones to confuse them. The Lord has a wonderful sense of humor.)

(with the possible exception of the Japanese, there is some debate about amphibian origins)

Someone I know is going to be upset to hear that the Japs are descended from frogs or salamanders.

[John Scopes]

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Someone I know is going to be upset to hear that the Japs are descended from frogs or salamanders.

As long as that individual is not Japanese, but merely victimized by them, there is nothing to be upset about.

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

(That's just Jesus planting more bones to confuse them. The Lord has a wonderful sense of humor.)

[Isabella Abbey]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

You know, we never did get around to that prayer session. I feel that the devil is still within you and needs to be relieved from the hold he has on your soul. I will show you the power of prayer as the full glory of Jesus is thrust inside you. His Love will wash over every inch of your body like a heat wave and you will scream His praises!!! You'll be shouting glory until your voice goes out. Finally, in a pool of your own sweat, fully exhausted by the presense of God, you will be left a changed woman mumbling feebly in tongues, "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!". It is truly a life changing experience. HALLELUJAH!!!

I don't remember prayer being like that back in Lutheran Sunday School....

It's getting chilly already. Cocoa with a large splash of peppermint schnapps, anyone?

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

We all can trace our ancestry back to Africa through mitochondrial DNA (with the possible exception of the Japanese, there is some debate about amphibian origins) consequently all humans originate from the same female.

I'm fully aware of the false theory of evilution. The thing is, negrodials like yourself, are called "missing link" species. Secular science has deemed you a homo erectus. According to them we whites evolved into humans while the negroidials remained monkey men in Africa, the abos neanderthals, the chinks homo habilis, etc. etc.

And Now the japs descended from a salamander named Godzilla?!?! Those island chinks came from China. How can the chinks be from monkeys while the nips from salamanders??? See, secular science is a big stinking joke. Thanks for demonstrating just how idiotic you are for believing in some crap I'd expect to read in an old children's story. This is the year 2009. Get with the times, boy.

There is no DNA. That's just another made up scientific "fact". A theory concocted to explain why children take after their parents. The different races were made by God gradually over a few centuries via race mixers and curses. Moses's offspring came out differently to start the three original racial groups. Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid. And like mixing colors new races came about.

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

I don't remember prayer being like that back in Lutheran Sunday School....

It's getting chilly already. Cocoa with a large splash of peppermint schnapps, anyone?

That's because Lutherans don't know how to pray. Jesus is not with you so everything you do is hollow and meaningless rituals. Like the Catholics.

You don't seem to be very receptive to a prayer session. You avoid it with a passion. Proof positive that satan has a grip on you. It's very trying to have the devil prayed out of you. Very time consuming. I bet your Lutheran prayers are over in 3 minutes tops, right? You've never had a True Christian pray for you have you? You will be screaming, "Oh, God! Oh, God! Oh, God", you will be mowning, you will be hot, you will be sweaty, but in the end you will be overcome by the euphoric light of Christ. Your face will be covered in His glory!!! PRAISE!!!

And why do you keep offering people food over an internet connection? Do you think you have the power to send food through a coax or ethenet line?

[Isabella Abbey]

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And why do you keep offering people food over an internet connection? Do you think you have the power to send food through a coax or ethenet line?

Which makes it a very good thing that you all know where I live, doesn't it?

[John Scopes]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

I'm fully aware of the false theory of evilution. The thing is, negrodials like yourself, are called "missing link" species. Secular science has deemed you a homo erectus. According to them we whites evolved into humans while the negroidials remained monkey men in Africa, the abos neanderthals, the chinks homo habilis, etc. etc.

And Now the japs descended from a salamander named Godzilla?!?! Those island chinks came from China. How can the chinks be from monkeys while the nips from salamanders??? See, secular science is a big stinking joke. Thanks for demonstrating just how idiotic you are for believing in some crap I'd expect to read in an old children's story. This is the year 2009. Get with the times, boy.

There is no DNA. That's just another made up scientific "fact". A theory concocted to explain why children take after their parents. The different races were made by God gradually over a few centuries via race mixers and curses. Moses's offspring came out differently to start the three original racial groups. Caucasoid, Mongoloid and Negroid. And like mixing colors new races came about.

You do have a rudimentary understanding of genetics and natural selection, this is very exciting.

This place is fascinating, and is helping immensely with the research I am currently engaged in. I am trying to establish the genetic defect responsible for what is colloquially referred to as evangelism, or fundamental Christianity. I am attempting to document whether or not this defect is passed from father to daughter, or brother to sister.

There is a priceless repository of individuals here that will eventually make great contributions to genetic science through my studies.

[Fisherman Jake]

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You do have a rudimentary understanding of genetics and natural selection, this is very exciting.

And you do have a rudimentary understanding of the King James Bible!

I am trying to establish the genetic defect responsible for what is colloquially referred to as evangelism, or fundamental Christianity.

There you go again, talking about your "DNA" and your "genetics". Why don't you pick up a Bible and start worshipping Jesus. You're no better than those Baal worshipers back in Elijah's day. If you want your proof, how about I pray to Jesus for something and you pray to DNA for something and we'll see who answers.

There is a priceless repository of individuals here that will eventually make great contributions to genetic science through my studies.

"So-called" genetic science isn't going to do much for you when Jesus comes back and asks you why you were an atheist. If you want to study something worthwhile, READ THE BIBLE. Otherwise, you'll be much to busy being roasted over an open fire in HELL to study anything!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

You do have a rudimentary understanding of genetics and natural selection, this is very exciting.

This place is fascinating, and is helping immensely with the research I am currently engaged in. I am trying to establish the genetic defect responsible for what is colloquially referred to as evangelism, or fundamental Christianity. I am attempting to document whether or not this defect is passed from father to daughter, or brother to sister.

There is a priceless repository of individuals here that will eventually make great contributions to genetic science through my studies.

Now even faith is genetical? Proof positive that secular atheist scum just pull information out of their arses. And your secular science can now gather "DNA" over the internet via forum posts? And DNA is passed from sibblings as well as parents? In the womb? Your grasp of genetics is quite impressive, boy. Not that I'd expect anything less from a "nigra scientist" (talk about an oxymoron).

If there was anyone who had any doubts that secular science is nothing but made up hogwash by scatter brained atheists who hate God, because they are all disgruntled catholics, this should end those doubts.

[Isabella Abbey]

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I am attempting to document whether or not this defect is passed from father to daughter, or brother to sister.

:kicks at a rock on the ground:

I hate it when someone so brilliantly makes a fundamentally sound and easily defensible premise look so idiotic.....

[JennyD]

Re: Snake Attempts to Regrow Legs; Meets Godly Fate

If evolution were an urban myth, you'd still be swinging from trees, Zekey. Then again, you probably still do.

Zeke's a Fed?

Do you have samples of the Pastors DNA ? Based on your seeming reputation here you very well might. I would appreciate a small sample for laboratory analysis. This is strictly for scientific research purposes, not for criminal prosecution.

On a completely unrelated subject, have you completed your analysis of the torches and the gas can recovered after the mob torched the Monthly Visitor?

You know, we never did get around to that prayer session. I feel that the devil is still within you and needs to be relieved from the hold he has on your soul. I will show you the power of prayer as the full glory of Jesus is thrust inside you. His Love will wash over every inch of your body like a heat wave and you will scream His praises!!! You'll be shouting glory until your voice goes out. Finally, in a pool of your own sweat, fully exhausted by the presense of God, you will be left a changed woman mumbling feebly in tongues, "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Jesus!". It is truly a life changing experience. HALLELUJAH!!!

I believe I recall reading a script of that very scene from a movie that Pastor Ezekiel wanted to make into a stage production. It was about a woman who is possessed by Satan, and a group of Godly Pastors drive him out of her.

He offered me the lead but I couldn't participate, because the rehearsal sessions in Pastor's basement would be too much of a time commitment.

I understand Mistress Cookie volunteered for the lead role of "Miss Jones", the woman with the devil in her.

Say, what happened to Cookie? I've not heard from her in months!