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Brothers and sisters, prepare yourselves. For centuries, although dwindling lately, science has been about unlocking the secrets of the world around us that the Lord put there to glorify Himself (or something). Great Christian scientists the world around over the last several thousand years have studied His Greatness and arrived at the same conclusion: Jesus put us here on earth to glorify Him, and occasionally hid some pretty things to look at. The names include noted Christians like Isaac Newton, Leonardo DaVinci, Aristotle, Pascal, Faraday, etc. The list literally goes on for hours. Despite my award-winning portfolio in Creation-Science discoveries, I can only hope to be worthy to polish these great men's Bibles.
In a stunning move, modern-day scientists have chosen to desecrate the field, to embarrass themselves in the face of God and Christians everywhere by turning to discoveries in depravity. Brothers, I speak about this article wherein scientists from God-forsaken Canada have turned to creating drugs to induce a ravaging sex mood.
Helpless individuals are driven into a frenzy even beyond what their natural tendencies are, in an attempt to turn the world into one large orgy of lust. Done in the name of "science", this sort of research is actually funded by taxpayer dollars. As a scientist, I am ashamed for the world, and I hope you won't judge me by this sort of ridiculousness. There are no words to describe how filthy and disgusting these men's minds must be in order to devote their lives to forcing sex for any other reason than pro-creation. Doubtlessly these scientists hope to apply their drugs to force down-home Americans to have sex with each other, distracting us from the real issues at hand like legalizing forced prayer in schools and banning Darwin from publication. Ladies and Gentlemen, hold on for the rapture -- the Lord Jesus must be absolutely rolling in His temporary grave seeing things like these. Imagine: walking to the local Saks 5th Avenue and not being able to move while you wait in line for your $12,000 item and having to dodge people unable to stop having sex with each other. Before you know it, they will be preying on you, me and your kids. STOP THIS ATROCITY NOW: STOCK UP ON AMMUNITION, preferably armor-piercing rounds.
In a stunning move, modern-day scientists have chosen to desecrate the field, to embarrass themselves in the face of God and Christians everywhere by turning to discoveries in depravity. Brothers, I speak about this article wherein scientists from God-forsaken Canada have turned to creating drugs to induce a ravaging sex mood.
Researchers experimenting with fruit flies (and probably people) (Drosophila melanogaster) found that without certain pheromones, a sexual free-for-all ensued, with male flies suddenly attracted to other males and females attracting suitors from other species.
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