New Study: US needs fewer scientists!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Praise Jesus! In a groundbreaking new study that somehow slipped by Obama's slimy fingers, the truth has been shown: The United States needs fewer scientists.

Now don't get me wrong: I am thrilled to be a scientist, and feel that my many awards at Landover have proven that I can contribute to the field. However, it is hard to be taken seriously when there are thousands of "scientists" graduating from diploma mills like MIT, Stanford, CalTech and the like who are besmirching our good name. Every time one of these quacks gets a paper published in some secular piece about "stem cell research" and "biology", it gives folks the wrong impression: that science is about forging into the dark and mysterious places that Jesus decided to hide from us in His Word.

Folks, this ruling opens the door for a great influx of American thinkers through the doors of real science foundations like Regent University, Liberty University, Pensacola State College and others. While they can't compete with Landover's top-notch program, they can indeed help our cause by becoming the majority in a field over-crowded by the MITs, Duke's and UC Berkeley.

We will rise to the top! Professor Bessemer and I couldn't be more thrilled!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: New Study: US needs fewer scientists!

How right you are Dr. Ville. I should imagine that 95% of all top-quality scientists are Young Earth Creationists but, in an ungodly attempt to outnumber us, Universities with a veneer of civilisation and learning (see the ones you mentioned) are pumping the effluent out in increasing quantity in an attempt to change the percentages in their favor.

It is similar to the catlix trying to out-breed everyone and it won't work.