Is this an exampple of Evolution? Or a Divine Curse?

[True Disciple]

Re: Is this an exampple of Evolution? Or a Divine Curse?

Likely, many evilutionists will now claim that this is conclusive evidence that people and trees are interrelated, a stupid evilutionist belief that explains why those bestiality-promoters also frequently have intercourse with trees.

I personally think this man is an experiment of God to see whether people are suitable for photosynthesis.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

I literally have no words of scripture handy to be able to fathom this one out.

Personally, I'm stumped.

Tree Man who grew 'roots' offered hope of new life - Weird News