Is this an exampple of Evolution? Or a Divine Curse?

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Is this an exampple of Evolution? Or a Divine Curse?

12-01-2009, 10:31 AM

I literally have no words of scripture handy to be able to fathom this one out.

Personally, I'm stumped.

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12-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Re: Is this an exampple of Evolution? Or a Divine Curse?

Likely, many evilutionists will now claim that this is conclusive evidence that people and trees are interrelated, a stupid evilutionist belief that explains why those bestiality-promoters also frequently have intercourse with trees.

I personally think this man is an experiment of God to see whether people are suitable for photosynthesis.

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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

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