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  • #61
    Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

    Sinner, there is a saying, "If something is funny, look for the truth in it." I suggest you do that.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #62
      Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

      Actually this isn't a new theory. If you actually had even a grade 10 education you'd know that this "theory" (It's actually a fact) has been around since like the 1700's.

      Pretty basic really. Stars explode and send out interstellar gas. Said gas coalesces into a sun with a solar system which includes planets. Even my 12 year old brother knows that guys. But I guess I live in Canada where, you know, there's actually education.

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      • #63
        Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

        Originally posted by Sagan31 View Post
        I live in Canada where, you know, there's actually education.
        I wouldn't be admitting to being Canadian like it's something to be proud of, dear. You and I live in Commonwealth countries; it is our burden to bear, that of being lorded over by the satanic high priestess Elizabeth II, whose smiling face is plastered upon all currency -- terrifying small children whenever they pop down to the corner shop to buy lollipops.

        It is a wicked, wicked time we live in.
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        Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

        Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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        • #64
          Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

          You are wise to warn of the atheist publicity from a High Priestess who revels in her iniquity. The UK is the new Heart of Darkness and show a picture of their false god on their notes.
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • #65
            Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

            Are you serious, Brother Bathfire? They actually put Darwin on their ten-notes? Compare this with America who has the Godly Alexander Hamilton on the ten-dollar bill.



            Yes the same Alexander Hamilton, member of the Federalist Party (precursor to the Republican party) who gave us these gems...

            "For my own part, I sincerely esteem it a system which without the finger of God, never could have been suggested and agreed upon by such a diversity of interests."

            "I now offer you the outline of the plan they have suggested. Let an association be formed to be denominated 'The Christian Constitutional Society,' its object to be First: The support of the Christian religion. Second: The support of the United States."

            "I have carefully examined the evidences of the Christian religion, and if I was sitting as a juror upon its authenticity I would unhesitatingly give my verdict in its favor. I can prove its truth as clearly as any proposition ever submitted to the mind of man."

            And on his death bed he said...

            "I have a tender reliance on the mercy of the Almighty, through the merits of the Lord Jesus Christ. I am a sinner. I look to Him for mercy; pray for me."



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            • #66
              Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              You are wise to warn of the atheist publicity from a High Priestess who revels in her iniquity. The UK is the new Heart of Darkness and show a picture of their false god on their notes.
              Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.
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              “Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)

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              • #67
                Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

                Originally posted by SkeptiCobey View Post
                To tie up a loose end, you don't have to get a sample of the sun to know what it is made of, you just have to use a spectrometer and look at the light. Duuuhhhhh
                Do you even bother to read other people's posts? Spectral analysis is a lie, an evolutionist trick to subvert the godly rainbow and use it to promote their God-hating agenda. How can you seriously believe what some lines in a spectrum tell you? They're just lines! The idiocy of evolutionists keeps amazing me. Those lines aren't capable of forgiving sins, you know.

                Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.
                I think you mean Australopithecus africanus. If you want to promote evilutionist ideologies at this place (not that anyone will listen, of course), I advise you to make sure you know your own theories.
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • #68
                  Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

                  Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                  I think you mean Australopithecus africanus. If you want to promote evilutionist ideologies at this place (not that anyone will listen, of course), I advise you to make sure you know your own theories.
                  I appreciate you input sir. That is in fact the proper Latin name. However, if you do a bit more research you will find the term I quoted is also used for those that are intellectually challenged, which I thought appropriate.
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                  • #69
                    Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

                    Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                    I appreciate you input sir. That is in fact the proper Latin name. However, if you do a bit more research you will find the term I quoted is also used for those that are intellectually challenged, which I thought appropriate.
                    Apology accepted. And I'm glad you admit that the supposed "transitional hominid fossils," are intellectually challenged. Most evolutionists pretend that there is a consensus regarding these issues.
                    Sweet Lord Jesus,
                    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                    Amen.

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                    • #70
                      Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

                      Hmmp .. I bet this Scopes guy was standing next to Darwin as he pleasured himself while examining the dead animals he'd hung on his wall..

                      Disgusting monkey lover. Darwin would have LOVED to go to Africa and have sex with gorillas and small deer.

                      Dik Dik!! Dik Dik cried Darwin!
                      I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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                      • #71
                        Re: New Atheist Theory: We're Made of Stars?

                        Originally posted by John Scopes View Post
                        Thank you Mr. Bathfire you have raised my spirits today. I must confess that I have always considered that the rampant inbreeding on that dentally challenged isle had brought the intellectual levels of the indigenous population down to something approximating Homo africanus.
                        Please stay on subject. If you want to discuss homos, see the Christian help forum for advice.

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