X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

  • #31
    Re: Questions of evolution

    Originally posted by raindown View Post
    I bet being dorm-mates with Mark would be nice.
    Homerism is an abomination unto The Lord! If you must wallow in iniquity go elsewhere and do it.


    New breeds of vegetables are enough to prove that evolutions exists. when a farmer wants to create a new breed of tomato, [secular lies removed]
    God knows all about breeding; he described it exactly and in detail in Genesis:

    Ge:30:29: And he said unto him, Thou knowest how I have served thee, and how thy cattle was with me.
    Ge:30:30: For it was little which thou hadst before I came, and it is now increased unto a multitude; and the LORD hath blessed thee since my coming: and now when shall I provide for mine own house also?
    Ge:30:31: And he said, What shall I give thee? And Jacob said, Thou shalt not give me any thing: if thou wilt do this thing for me, I will again feed and keep thy flock:
    Ge:30:32: I will pass through all thy flock to day, removing from thence all the speckled and spotted cattle, and all the brown cattle among the sheep, and the spotted and speckled among the goats: and of such shall be my hire.
    Ge:30:33: So shall my righteousness answer for me in time to come, when it shall come for my hire before thy face: every one that is not speckled and spotted among the goats, and brown among the sheep, that shall be counted stolen with me.
    Ge:30:34: And Laban said, Behold, I would it might be according to thy word.
    Ge:30:35: And he removed that day the he goats that were ringstraked and spotted, and all the she goats that were speckled and spotted, and every one that had some white in it, and all the brown among the sheep, and gave them into the hand of his sons.
    Ge:30:36: And he set three days' journey betwixt himself and Jacob: and Jacob fed the rest of Laban's flocks.
    Ge:30:37: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods.
    Ge:30:38: And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink.
    Ge:30:39: And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.
    Ge:30:40: And Jacob did separate the lambs, and set the faces of the flocks toward the ringstraked, and all the brown in the flock of Laban; and he put his own flocks by themselves, and put them not unto Laban's cattle.
    Ge:30:41: And it came to pass, whensoever the stronger cattle did conceive, that Jacob laid the rods before the eyes of the cattle in the gutters, that they might conceive among the rods.
    Ge:30:42: But when the cattle were feeble, he put them not in: so the feebler were Laban's, and the stronger Jacob's.
    Ge:30:43: And the man increased exceedingly, and had much cattle, and maidservants, and menservants, and camels, and asses.

    See, it's all done with rods.
    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    Math in an earthworm.
    Should I use that as a signature?
    sigpic


    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

    Comment


    • #32
      Re: Questions of evolution

      Also, Rev, I'd be thankful if you could keep from using insults and such language.

      I didn't turn to you in an offending way and specifically asked not to. We're all adults here, surely you have self control.

      Comment


      • #33
        Re: Questions of evolution

        rainman brags >> You can think of it as a proof, if you want
        .

        Hurray!
        Hurray!
        Call the Nobel prizes comittie. The Theory of Evolution has done been made Law by a biology student on the Landover Forum!
        Get outta the way Newton, raindown's portrait gonna hang in the halls of science

        Now raindown, gits ready to fly to the Sweden and except ya prize with the Obama. You both deserve it equally.

        Comment


        • #34
          Re: Questions of evolution

          Ezekiel,
          I fail to understand how anything I said of the tomatoes contradicts the words of God about breeding.
          Please explain.

          Comment


          • #35
            Re: Questions of evolution

            Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
            .

            Hurray!
            Hurray!
            Call the Nobel prizes comittie. The Theory of Evoltion has done been made Law by a biology student on the Landover Forum!
            Get outa the way Newton, raindown's portrait gonna hang in the halls of science

            Now raindown, gits ready to fly to the Sweden and except ya prize with the Obama. You both deserve it equally.
            As you haven't answered any message to its point, you're obviously a man of poor jokes and insults, not of discussions.
            Since you know everything, or know someone who knows everything, why do you bother with forums?

            Comment


            • #36
              Re: Questions of evolution

              time was not existing before big bang, also there are a dozen complicated calculations concerning the big bang, however i am nowhere near enought to understand them.

              I really did try to follow the bible, but i could not. Trust me i tried really hard from the bottom of my heart. However if i see the earth is a sphere and there are no domes in the sky, i can't bring myself to accept that the bible is absolute truth.

              Really please answer the trajectory of haley's comet, which breaks through all domes. Also read the "sun: a million miles away" where i describe how the sun cannot be closer than 600 miles but in fact is 150 million kilometers away.

              Comment


              • #37
                Re: Questions of evolution

                rainman interagates why do you bother with forums?
                Er, uh, was it me who landed here today, or you?

                You'se guys fire questions like a shotgun on a Saved© folks forum, and then instead of savoring the answers , ya do a wiggle dance of evasion and subtrafucation into more babble just to show us how smart ya is.

                Simple inquiry: you here to learn, or to preach an agenda you ain't got a diploma in, yet?
                finally
                MarkHenry sez >>there are a dozen complicated calculations concerning the big bang, however i am nowhere near enought to understand them.
                MarkHenry, start your quest with Genesis (not the band with that homo Peter Gabriel) but Genesis 1: In the beginning GOD created...... etc etc you will soon see the intelligent design of quantum religion.

                Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
                Sister Verna Too {she thinks reverends is like them jap Samari's for the Word, she is dresing in a kimono tonight}

                Comment


                • #38
                  Re: Questions of evolution

                  Rev,
                  I believe you're the one who asked a question then ignored the answer, not me. and I believe you're the one preaching, not me.

                  Comment


                  • #39
                    Re: Questions of evolution

                    Originally Posted by raindown and I believe you're the one preaching, not me
                    Duh?
                    Me preaching, ...whaaaa.
                    Why you think I paid my cousin-in-law ~Rev Lester Dill, $250 to get ordained in his church?
                    For the funs of it?
                    Hell No!
                    It was so I could preach with a piece of paper to back me up.
                    See the "Rev" part...it means Reverend (and tax exempt).
                    You need a sanctified & bonafied piece of paper to argue on the same level as me.

                    I think it is in Leviticus when it says : Thus verily it is said; anybody can have a brain. That is a very mediocre commodity.
                    Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back whence I cometh from, we have universities, temples of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
                    And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than thou hast have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

                    So, without that paper, you must be subservient to our (reverneds, Pastors, deacons etc) way of instructionation concerning the Word.
                    Humble yourself, and git the s**t outta ya ears.

                    Rev Jeffery Lebowski (gotta go now, pork chops fer dinner, yum)
                    Sister Verna Too {she thinks a lot like Sarah Palin}

                    Comment


                    • #40
                      Re: Questions of evolution

                      Originally posted by raindown View Post
                      Ezekiel,
                      I fail to understand how anything I said of the tomatoes contradicts the words of God about breeding.
                      Please explain.
                      You are suggesting changing the jeans (you spelled it wrongly) of the tomato. If you want a redder tomato, put it near something red.

                      Did you read the bible passage? I think not.
                      sigpic


                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

                      Comment


                      • #41
                        Re: Questions of evolution

                        Originally posted by raindown View Post
                        Please go back, read and consider, as it was my answer to your request of a proof.
                        Is it in the Bible? No? Then it is not proof! Here is some real proof for you:
                        Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." And it took him only 6 days. How long did it take your "evolution"?
                        5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                        To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                        James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                        Comment


                        • #42
                          Re: Questions of evolution

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          Do not listen to this atheist,

                          “The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine
                          ....wow

                          Comment


                          • #43
                            Re: Questions of evolution

                            Originally posted by Rev Jeffrey Lebowski View Post
                            Duh?
                            Me preaching, ...whaaaa.
                            Why you think I paid my cousin-in-law ~Rev Lester Dill, $250 to get ordained in his church?
                            For the funs of it?
                            Hell No!
                            It was so I could preach with a piece of paper to back me up.
                            See the "Rev" part...it means Reverend (and tax exempt).
                            You need a sanctified & bonafied piece of paper to argue on the same level as me.

                            I think it is in Leviticus when it says : Thus verily it is said; anybody can have a brain. That is a very mediocre commodity.
                            Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back whence I cometh from, we have universities, temples of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
                            And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than thou hast have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

                            So, without that paper, you must be subservient to our (reverneds, Pastors, deacons etc) way of instructionation concerning the Word.
                            Humble yourself, and git the s**t outta ya ears.

                            Rev Jeffery Lebowski (gotta go now, pork chops fer dinner, yum)
                            Sister Verna Too {she thinks a lot like Sarah Palin}
                            I really find it quite sad that you stoop as low as name calling, in reality it shows how insecure you really are about your faith, you are practically wearing blinders.
                            God is as strong as a unicorn Num.23:22, 24:8

                            Comment


                            • #44
                              Re: Questions of evolution

                              Originally posted by Science! View Post
                              I really find it quite sad that you stoop as low as name calling
                              I did read it 3 times, but could not find it. What name did he call you?
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

                              Comment


                              • #45
                                Clarifying gravity

                                I think its time to bring in expert opinion to clarify this 'gravity' issue.

                                According to Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

                                "Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down."

                                I think Prof. Burdett explains it quite clearly.


                                Yours In JESUS,

                                Aristotle
                                TrueChristian™

                                Comment

                                Working...
                                X