[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Questions of evolution

I think the next question will then be. Who is pushing up the balloons and the airplanes.

[Aristotle]

Clarifying gravity

I think its time to bring in expert opinion to clarify this 'gravity' issue.

According to Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down."

I think Prof. Burdett explains it quite clearly.


Yours In JESUS,

Aristotle
TrueChristian™

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Questions of evolution

I really find it quite sad that you stoop as low as name calling

I did read it 3 times, but could not find it. What name did he call you?

[Science!]

Re: Questions of evolution

Duh?
Me preaching, ...whaaaa.
Why you think I paid my cousin-in-law ~Rev Lester Dill, $250 to get ordained in his church?
For the funs of it?
Hell No!
It was so I could preach with a piece of paper to back me up.
See the "Rev" part...it means Reverend (and tax exempt).
You need a sanctified & bonafied piece of paper to argue on the same level as me.

I think it is in Leviticus when it says : Thus verily it is said; anybody can have a brain. That is a very mediocre commodity.
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back whence I cometh from, we have universities, temples of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than thou hast have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

So, without that paper, you must be subservient to our (reverneds, Pastors, deacons etc) way of instructionation concerning the Word.
Humble yourself, and git the s**t outta ya ears.

Rev Jeffery Lebowski (gotta go now, pork chops fer dinner, yum)
Sister Verna Too {she thinks a lot like Sarah Palin}

I really find it quite sad that you stoop as low as name calling, in reality it shows how insecure you really are about your faith, you are practically wearing blinders.

[Logicsbestfriend]

Re: Questions of evolution

Do not listen to this atheist,

“The good Christian should beware of mathematicians and all those who make empty prophecies. The danger already exists that mathematicians have made a covenant with the devil to darken the spirit and confine man in the bonds of Hell.” Augustine

....wow

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Questions of evolution

Please go back, read and consider, as it was my answer to your request of a proof.

Is it in the Bible? No? Then it is not proof! Here is some real proof for you:
Genesis 1:27 "So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them." And it took him only 6 days. How long did it take your "evolution"?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Questions of evolution

Ezekiel,
I fail to understand how anything I said of the tomatoes contradicts the words of God about breeding.
Please explain.

You are suggesting changing the jeans (you spelled it wrongly) of the tomato. If you want a redder tomato, put it near something red.

Did you read the bible passage? I think not.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Questions of evolution

Originally Posted by raindown and I believe you're the one preaching, not me

Duh?
Me preaching, ...whaaaa.
Why you think I paid my cousin-in-law ~Rev Lester Dill, $250 to get ordained in his church?
For the funs of it?
Hell No!
It was so I could preach with a piece of paper to back me up.
See the "Rev" part...it means Reverend (and tax exempt).
You need a sanctified & bonafied piece of paper to argue on the same level as me.

I think it is in Leviticus when it says : Thus verily it is said; anybody can have a brain. That is a very mediocre commodity.
Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the Earth or slinks through slimy seas has a brain. Back whence I cometh from, we have universities, temples of great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.
And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than thou hast have. But they have one thing you haven't got: a diploma."

So, without that paper, you must be subservient to our (reverneds, Pastors, deacons etc) way of instructionation concerning the Word.
Humble yourself, and git the s**t outta ya ears.

Rev Jeffery Lebowski (gotta go now, pork chops fer dinner, yum)
Sister Verna Too {she thinks a lot like Sarah Palin}

[raindown]

Re: Questions of evolution

Rev,
I believe you're the one who asked a question then ignored the answer, not me. and I believe you're the one preaching, not me.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Questions of evolution

rainman interagates why do you bother with forums?

Er, uh, was it me who landed here today, or you?

You'se guys fire questions like a shotgun on a Saved© folks forum, and then instead of savoring the answers , ya do a wiggle dance of evasion and subtrafucation into more babble just to show us how smart ya is.

Simple inquiry: you here to learn, or to preach an agenda you ain't got a diploma in, yet?
finally

MarkHenry sez >>there are a dozen complicated calculations concerning the big bang, however i am nowhere near enought to understand them.

MarkHenry, start your quest with Genesis (not the band with that homo Peter Gabriel) but Genesis 1: In the beginning GOD created...... etc etc you will soon see the intelligent design of quantum religion.

Rev Jeffrey Lebowski
Sister Verna Too {she thinks reverends is like them jap Samari's for the Word, she is dresing in a kimono tonight}

[MarkHenry]

Re: Questions of evolution

time was not existing before big bang, also there are a dozen complicated calculations concerning the big bang, however i am nowhere near enought to understand them.

I really did try to follow the bible, but i could not. Trust me i tried really hard from the bottom of my heart. However if i see the earth is a sphere and there are no domes in the sky, i can't bring myself to accept that the bible is absolute truth.

Really please answer the trajectory of haley's comet, which breaks through all domes. Also read the "sun: a million miles away" where i describe how the sun cannot be closer than 600 miles but in fact is 150 million kilometers away.

[raindown]

Re: Questions of evolution

.

Hurray!
Hurray!
Call the Nobel prizes comittie. The Theory of Evoltion has done been made Law by a biology student on the Landover Forum!
Get outa the way Newton, raindown's portrait gonna hang in the halls of science

Now raindown, gits ready to fly to the Sweden and except ya prize with the Obama. You both deserve it equally.

As you haven't answered any message to its point, you're obviously a man of poor jokes and insults, not of discussions.
Since you know everything, or know someone who knows everything, why do you bother with forums?

[raindown]

Re: Questions of evolution

Ezekiel,
I fail to understand how anything I said of the tomatoes contradicts the words of God about breeding.
Please explain.

[Rev Jeffrey Lebowski]

Re: Questions of evolution

rainman brags >> You can think of it as a proof, if you want

.

Hurray!
Hurray!
Call the Nobel prizes comittie. The Theory of Evolution has done been made Law by a biology student on the Landover Forum!
Get outta the way Newton, raindown's portrait gonna hang in the halls of science

Now raindown, gits ready to fly to the Sweden and except ya prize with the Obama. You both deserve it equally.

[raindown]

Re: Questions of evolution

Also, Rev, I'd be thankful if you could keep from using insults and such language.

I didn't turn to you in an offending way and specifically asked not to. We're all adults here, surely you have self control.