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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78551

    #1

    Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

    In yet another attempt at hoodwinking True Christians(tm), the monkey-worshipers at National Geographic are touting bizzarre theories about birds in a weak attempt to "prove" evilution. I for one will not fall for it.

    Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

    Male great tits with brighter breasts have stronger sperm, according to the first study to find a link between flashiness and sperm strength.

    (Related: "Great Tit Birds Shift Mating Schedules Due to Global Warming.")



    The birds' vibrant plumage appears to act like a flashing billboard, broadcasting the males' reproductive superiority to females eager to produce offspring.

    The advertisement likely finds an appreciative audience in female great tits, since snagging a male with high-quality sperm isn't exactly a lark.

    That's in part because free radicals threaten sperm cells in many animals, including humans. Created by cells when stressed by pollution and other factors, free radicals are groups of oxygen-activated atoms that can damage sperm cells, weakening their swimming ability. (Learn how DNA works.)

    Many animals' bodies produce antioxidants that fight free radicals—including male great tits. The birds have an antioxidant called carotenoid that not only defends against free radicals but also gives their breast feathers a yellow hue.

    The new research shows that in males with more carotenoid, and thus more color, the sperm is better able to withstand a free radical onslaught—and females seem to know it.

    Though human males don't display ornate natural plumage, the bird research has some parallels to people, said study leader Fabrice Helfenstein, an evolutionary ecologist at the University of Bern in Switzerland.

    For instance, free radicals are thought to be a major cause of infertility in people.

    Likewise, some studies have shown that men with more attractive faces have better quality semen, he added.

    Male Massage

    To investigate whether more colorful great tits have more resilient sperm, Helfenstein and colleagues increased the parenting "workload" of 29 nesting pairs in Bern, Switzerland, in 2008. Such added stress is known to boost free radicals.

    Two days after a great tit mother and father—which share parenting duties—hatched their brood, the team added an additional two baby birds per nest.

    The scientists also observed a control group of 31 nests that were left undisturbed.

    At 7 and 15 days after the broods hatched, the scientists trapped both the stressed and nonstressed males and massaged their cloacas—all-purpose openings found in many animals—to make the males ejaculate.

    Under the microscope, the scientists observed how fast and robustly the birds' sperm moved. Unlike human sperm, which make fanciful loops and twirls, bird sperm swim "very straight," Helfenstein added as an aside.

    The results showed that among nonstressed males, sperm robustness was about equal.

    Among the stressed males, though, great tits with paler plumage had more listless sperm than colorful males—suggesting that having more carotenoid helps cope with stress.

    But in samples taken on day 15, the paler birds' sperm quality was only slightly reduced by stress. This means that even pale great tits can eventually compensate when times get tough, according to the recent study in the journal Ecology Letters.

    In a further step, the team also force-fed males on two separate occasions with carotenoid-laced maggots. The control group was given placebo maggots.

    This "vitamin supplement" improved the drabber males' sperm quality—strengthening the link between carotenoids and sperm strength, Helfenstein said.

    Cheaters

    The findings also give some insight into why female great tits cheat, Helfenstein added.

    Because "females cannot always get the [colorful] males they want," he said, the females will often settle for a less flashy mate.

    But the females will still sneak off for a rendezvous with a better-looking male—and a dose of better sperm.

    Overall, the study has begun to unravel the century-long mystery of why males often boast brazen colors, even though it makes the birds more conspicuous to predators, Helfenstein said.

    "It adds a bit of understanding to this puzzle."
    What? What did you expect?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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  • True Disciple
    True Christian™ Creation Scientist
    Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
    Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
    True Christian™
    • Nov 2009
    • 2445

    #2
    Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

    Male great tits with brighter breasts have stronger sperm, according to the first study to find a link between flashiness and sperm strength.
    This was the point where I lost track. I scrolled down the rest with my eyes closed. I don't have a weak stomach most of the time, but transvestites always make me puke.
    Sweet Lord Jesus,
    I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
    Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
    Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
    Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
    Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
    Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
    Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

    Amen.

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    • Bob4God
      Moderator
      Arms Dealer for CHRIST
      Hands folded for Jesus
       
      • Apr 2008
      • 5274

      #3
      Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

      This is one of the most depraved and frightening things I've ever read.

      These birds are going to HELL!
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      • filip
        Unsaved trash, hateful Jesus hater
        • Jan 2010
        • 12

        #4
        Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

        Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
        This is one of the most depraved and frightening things I've ever read.

        These birds are going to HELL!

        Why is that? If there is no evolution then these birds are created by our loving Lord? Hence they probably have a devine purpose.

        Anyhow. Isin't this evident among humans aswell? Males with high halts of testosterone in their body tend to have broader shoulders, deeper voice, larger... reproductive organs and better sperm quality. Hardly surprising that these features are also considered attractive by most females.

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        • True Disciple
          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2009
          • 2445

          #5
          Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

          Originally posted by filip View Post
          Why is that? If there is no evolution then these birds are created by our loving Lord? Hence they probably have a devine purpose.

          Anyhow. Isin't this evident among humans aswell? Males with high halts of testosterone in their body tend to have broader shoulders, deeper voice, larger... reproductive organs and better sperm quality. Hardly surprising that these features are also considered attractive by most females.
          Could you please keep it civil? This is a family friendly forum, you know.
          Sweet Lord Jesus,
          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

          Amen.

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          • Cranky Old Man
            Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
            You kids get off his lawn!
             
            • Jan 2010
            • 22348

            #6
            Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

            Originally posted by filip View Post
            ... better sperm quality ... considered attractive by most females
            Hm, I am very sure with the way you talk no female would even want to get close to you. Have a nice lonely life.
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • filip
              Unsaved trash, hateful Jesus hater
              • Jan 2010
              • 12

              #7
              Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Hm, I am very sure with the way you talk no female would even want to get close to you. Have a nice lonely life.

              Could you please keep it civil? This is a family friendly forum, you know.
              And they say I'm posting personal insults!


              What did I do wrong now?! I mean, it is a topic about Flashy great bird tits and sperm!

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              • Cranky Old Man
                Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
                You kids get off his lawn!
                 
                • Jan 2010
                • 22348

                #8
                Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                Originally posted by filip View Post
                And they say I'm posting personal insults!
                I was not insulting you, I was warning you that the way you talk about things might result in a very lonely life for you. Feel free to ignore my warning if you think you know better.
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #9
                  Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                  Originally posted by filip View Post
                  And they say I'm posting personal insults!
                  In what way did I insult you? I just asked you politely to keep in mind that you are not the only one reading these posts.

                  What did I do wrong now?! I mean, it is a topic about Flashy great bird tits and sperm!
                  You were talking about tallywhackers.
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Petal
                    LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 991

                    #10
                    Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                    Originally posted by Mr.Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    The advertisement likely finds an appreciative audience in female great tits, since snagging a male with high-quality sperm isn't exactly a lark.
                    i rebukes this artickle for its bad birdie puns, an its nawty words abouts sperms an boobies an stuff

                    that be normil birdie sperms ---> <--- an that be souped-up boobie birdie sperms, it a abominashun

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                    • MarkHenry
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 180

                      #11
                      Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                      Seems someone did not get the article.

                      Stronger, more noticable, dominant male is better than weak and ordinary male.

                      What is wrong with that? The strong perpoduce and survive, the weak die out.

                      Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.

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                      • MarkHenry
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 180

                        #12
                        Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                        Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                        Seems someone did not get the article.

                        Stronger, more noticable, dominant male is better than weak and ordinary male.

                        What is wrong with that? The strong rerpoduce and survive, the weak die out.

                        Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.
                        Mistake marked.

                        PS: Would you while buying candy first look at a small brown package on the back of the shelve or rather first view the gold and silver package of candy?

                        Again: Jesus = white, everyone else around him was NOT white. Everyone noticed jesus more than they noticed the people around him

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                        • Mrs. Rogers
                          compassion personified
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 2692

                          #13
                          Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                          Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                          Seems someone did not get the article.

                          Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.
                          It would seem you were the one who didn't get the article: Jesus was superior without needing to equip Himself with a large pair of breasts to flash at people. My Jesus did not have moobs!

                          These birds both disgust and confuse me.
                          True Christians are Perfect!

                          Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.

                          Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.

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                          • MarkHenry
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 180

                            #14
                            Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                            The birds dont have breasts! They are just called that way.

                            Jesus was white, he stood out. If he didn't need to be white why are you all so stuborny fighting for the idea that he was? Would god ever to something that was not nessesary? If he is perfect he does not waste any time so why bother with extra details if noone will be bothered by them.

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #15
                              Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

                              Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
                              The birds dont have breasts! They are just called that way.
                              I haven't read the article (I've explained why I did not before), but I am sure that if anyone would call a bird "t*t," there would definitely be a reason for doing so. A God-fearing, sin-hating, righteous bird will never be called a t*t, but a more Godly name will be given to him. Remember that it was Adam who named the birds!
                              Genesis 2:19-20:
                              And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
                              I think he named the birds that way for a Reason.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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