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  • MarkHenry
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    Re: Flashier Great Tits Produce Stronger Sperm

    Ok and what about the modern species discovered which where found only a few centuries ago (fish and animals in deep jungles). It's humans who name the animals.

    Also Great Tit is a slang for Parus major. The scientific name has no sexual conotation. If you talk about animals, call them by the scientific name ok

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    The birds dont have breasts! They are just called that way.
    I haven't read the article (I've explained why I did not before), but I am sure that if anyone would call a bird "t*t," there would definitely be a reason for doing so. A God-fearing, sin-hating, righteous bird will never be called a t*t, but a more Godly name will be given to him. Remember that it was Adam who named the birds!
    Genesis 2:19-20:
    And out of the ground the LORD God formed every beast of the field, and every fowl of the air; and brought them unto Adam to see what he would call them: and whatsoever Adam called every living creature, that was the name thereof. And Adam gave names to all cattle, and to the fowl of the air, and to every beast of the field; but for Adam there was not found an help meet for him.
    I think he named the birds that way for a Reason.

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  • MarkHenry
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    The birds dont have breasts! They are just called that way.

    Jesus was white, he stood out. If he didn't need to be white why are you all so stuborny fighting for the idea that he was? Would god ever to something that was not nessesary? If he is perfect he does not waste any time so why bother with extra details if noone will be bothered by them.

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  • Mrs. Rogers
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    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    Seems someone did not get the article.

    Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.
    It would seem you were the one who didn't get the article: Jesus was superior without needing to equip Himself with a large pair of breasts to flash at people. My Jesus did not have moobs!

    These birds both disgust and confuse me.

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  • MarkHenry
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    Originally posted by MarkHenry View Post
    Seems someone did not get the article.

    Stronger, more noticable, dominant male is better than weak and ordinary male.

    What is wrong with that? The strong rerpoduce and survive, the weak die out.

    Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.
    Mistake marked.

    PS: Would you while buying candy first look at a small brown package on the back of the shelve or rather first view the gold and silver package of candy?

    Again: Jesus = white, everyone else around him was NOT white. Everyone noticed jesus more than they noticed the people around him

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  • MarkHenry
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    Seems someone did not get the article.

    Stronger, more noticable, dominant male is better than weak and ordinary male.

    What is wrong with that? The strong perpoduce and survive, the weak die out.

    Look at Jesus! He was WHITE while everyone around him was brown or dark. He stood out and he was in fact superior.

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  • Petal
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    Originally posted by Mr.Pastor Ezekiel View Post
    The advertisement likely finds an appreciative audience in female great tits, since snagging a male with high-quality sperm isn't exactly a lark.
    i rebukes this artickle for its bad birdie puns, an its nawty words abouts sperms an boobies an stuff

    that be normil birdie sperms ---> <--- an that be souped-up boobie birdie sperms, it a abominashun

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by filip View Post
    And they say I'm posting personal insults!
    In what way did I insult you? I just asked you politely to keep in mind that you are not the only one reading these posts.

    What did I do wrong now?! I mean, it is a topic about Flashy great bird tits and sperm!
    You were talking about tallywhackers.

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by filip View Post
    And they say I'm posting personal insults!
    I was not insulting you, I was warning you that the way you talk about things might result in a very lonely life for you. Feel free to ignore my warning if you think you know better.

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  • filip
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    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
    Hm, I am very sure with the way you talk no female would even want to get close to you. Have a nice lonely life.

    Could you please keep it civil? This is a family friendly forum, you know.
    And they say I'm posting personal insults!


    What did I do wrong now?! I mean, it is a topic about Flashy great bird tits and sperm!

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  • Cranky Old Man
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    Originally posted by filip View Post
    ... better sperm quality ... considered attractive by most females
    Hm, I am very sure with the way you talk no female would even want to get close to you. Have a nice lonely life.

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  • True Disciple
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    Originally posted by filip View Post
    Why is that? If there is no evolution then these birds are created by our loving Lord? Hence they probably have a devine purpose.

    Anyhow. Isin't this evident among humans aswell? Males with high halts of testosterone in their body tend to have broader shoulders, deeper voice, larger... reproductive organs and better sperm quality. Hardly surprising that these features are also considered attractive by most females.
    Could you please keep it civil? This is a family friendly forum, you know.

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  • filip
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    Originally posted by Bob4God View Post
    This is one of the most depraved and frightening things I've ever read.

    These birds are going to HELL!

    Why is that? If there is no evolution then these birds are created by our loving Lord? Hence they probably have a devine purpose.

    Anyhow. Isin't this evident among humans aswell? Males with high halts of testosterone in their body tend to have broader shoulders, deeper voice, larger... reproductive organs and better sperm quality. Hardly surprising that these features are also considered attractive by most females.

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  • Bob4God
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    This is one of the most depraved and frightening things I've ever read.

    These birds are going to HELL!

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  • True Disciple
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    Male great tits with brighter breasts have stronger sperm, according to the first study to find a link between flashiness and sperm strength.
    This was the point where I lost track. I scrolled down the rest with my eyes closed. I don't have a weak stomach most of the time, but transvestites always make me puke.

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