Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
Global warming will increase industry in places you might not think about at first, If the seal population goes up, there will be more baby seals to turn into gloves. Good jobs for small villages in the Yukon. I had a pair of those gloves and , contrary to what the GreenPeace nuts say, you cannot see the club marks on the pelt.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
For the Godly, The Almighty speaks thus:
Ge:8:22: While the earth remaineth, seedtime and harvest, and cold and heat, and summer and winter, and day and night shall not cease.
And for the heathen, thus:
Psalms:46:8: Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
I agree with Brother Jack's sentiment that global warming is actually meant to help us, not destroy us. Okay, so the weather gets warmer, which is a good thing. We all know how brutal an Iowa winter can be. And who cares if the polar bear goes extinct...they eat people. I know if we were going extinct, the polar bear wouldn't care, so why should we afford them the consideration? Also, what about animals that polar bears eat, like seals. Why aren't these environmentalists trying to save them? If polars go, we save the seals.
The scientists also say the sea levels will rise. That is perfectly fine. That will give a sharp boom to our economy as the coastline is re-written and formerly inland property becomes beachfront property and contracters rush to build new condos and resorts in this new territory. A good tip would be to buy some real estate a good half-mile inland right now and just wait for that water to come up.
I only foresee good things to come out of global warming. There's no drawbacks. Oh and to all those naysayers who claim that global warming is going to destroy species....so? That's God's plan. Besides, if evolution was true like they all claim, then wouldn't the species adapt to a warmer environment?
So ignore all the lies the scientists say. Global warming is good! We need it. The world needs it. It's a win-win situation.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
Right you are, Brother Aristotle! Plus think of all the defense spending that will be necessary when we claim these new sea lanes from those aggressors in Canada! This is an excellent time to invest in warships.Originally posted by Aristotle View PostRight you are. Instead of listening to all those ecologists about the loss of the polar bear, we should be thanking the LORD for giving us another route to transport oil from the Pacific to the Atlantic. You wonder if any of those nature freaks saw "Nanook of the North'? Polar bears eat people.

Praise Jesus!
Brother Fred
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
If climate change is real, it's natural, not man-made, which means we shouldn't do anything about it. After all, if a city is on fire, and the fire was man-made, obviously the fire department should put it out, but they shouldn't do anything if the fire was started by a lightning strike. That's just such common sense you don't even need to think about it.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
Right you are. Instead of listening to all those ecologists about the loss of the polar bear, we should be thanking the LORD for giving us another route to transport oil from the Pacific to the Atlantic. You wonder if any of those nature freaks saw "Nanook of the North'? Polar bears eat people.Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View PostI see nothing but God's abundance and blessings in global warming. The growing seasons will be longer, food will be cheaper and I won't have to shovel as much snow. The unsaved will always see the glass as half empty.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
The God's truth is, no Christian worth the name should care one iota about "global warming" or the environment for that matter. Jesus has promised us that He will take care of everything come Judgment Day (which should be any day now, trust me), so I couldn't care less about what happens to the environment.
I trust Jesus.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
I see nothing but God's abundance and blessings in global warming. The growing seasons will be longer, food will be cheaper and I won't have to shovel as much snow. The unsaved will always see the glass as half empty.
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Equatorial trash
You are right-on, Brother! The Lord's wrath is falling on all that vermin that live down at the equator. He spies all those naked Ladies in the Caribbean, enjoying their sinful cruises, so he hits the islands with hurricanes and earthquakes. He is appalled at the idol worshipers in the Far East with their golden calves so he sends giant tidal waves. Worst of all, he hates all those raghead Mohammedans so he scorches their desert with global warming.
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Re: NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
Godly words Brother Jack! Global Warming has the most NATURAL cause of ALL God's Wrath! Do sinners think God is going to stand by while gays get married and His chosen elect are oppressed out of existence by a onerous tax code? NO!
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NASA: "Global warming" continues in 21st century
According to the moon-worshiping druids that work for Obama's NASA, "January 2000 to December 2009 was the warmest decade on record." In the Southern Hemisphere, the year 2009 was the warmest single year on record. (ScienceDaily)
Now, we all know that man-caused global warming is a liberal plot concocted to destabilize America's Christian culture. And we all know that the mighty Hand of the Creator holds us all in His mighty and loving grip:
That all the people of the earth might know the hand of the LORD, that it is mighty: that ye might fear the LORD your God for ever. Joshua 4:24
So we of God's Chosen can rest assured that He will order the universe as is best for us personally. This "global warming" is not caused by carbon dioxide emissions, by cow farts, or by Rush Limbaugh. No, it can only be the result of the greatest Cause of all: God's WILL!
Why is He warming the Earth?
Well, where do the righteous and true Christians live? That's right: temperate North America. This warming means our geraniums grow better, and our dahlias do not need as much protection from frost.
But what of the rest of the world, tormented by drought, famine, rising sea levels, and the spread of diseases? With regard to global warming, God has a mighty PROMISE for them:
They shall be burnt with hunger, and devoured with burning heat, and with bitter destruction: I will also send the teeth of beasts upon them, with the poison of serpents of the dust. Deuteronomy 32:24
And so we see that even as the Hand of God rewards us American Christians with better gardening conditions He delivers a mighty blow to the foreigners, unbelievers, and heathens.
Everything comes from the Lord!
Never doubt God's will! O my brethren. Even as you lay in agony with a terrible cancer devouring your guts you must remember: you are feeling God's Hand upon you, and He is in control! ...Just as He surely controls "global warming." Praise Him!
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