[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

Tell me, Mr Professor JohnFish [Try spelling my name correctly, demon], seeing as you're such an expert, here's a basic question you should be anle [what dictionary did you find this word in?] to answer.
What does DNA stand for, what is its composition and what are the names of the basic amino acids?

DNA is a myth, made up by homosexuals. They made a bet with the devil as to who would win the '86 World Series and lost, so they had to make up a new "theory" for "life". Apparently they believe that sperm is made up of tons of little "slides" and "ladders" (methinks they played too much Chutes & Ladders as children ). I know for a FACT that DNA has *no* evidence to back it up. None. Zero. I can draw things on a chalk-board too, but that doesn't make them true.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

DNA is a myth, made up by homosexuals. They made a bet with the devil as to who would win the '86 World Series and lost, so they had to make up a new "theory" for "life". Apparently they believe that sperm is made up of tons of little "slides" and "ladders" (methinks they played too much Chutes & Ladders as children ). I know for a FACT that DNA has *no* evidence to back it up. None. Zero. I can draw things on a chalk-board too, but that doesn't make them true.

Just as I thought. Dumb as a post.
As for my supposed spelling errors, you seem to be hallucinating. Looking over my post, I don't see any?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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And as for my cauldron....no one's touching that!

SOMEONE must have! You had a baby didn't you?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Mind in the gutter, my dear Pastor Al?
I was not talking about THAT!

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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SOMEONE must have! You had a baby didn't you?

He thought you said "Cavern"

[Brother Temperance]

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There you go, I think that provides adequate example of your spelling 'abilities'.

Nice grammar, Hitoshi.

Umm, Zeke, this so called scientific advisor still doesn't seem to know anything about science, or anything invloving complex calculations either.

"Invloving?" There'll be no hippy ganja love-ins on this GODLY board!

[Star Finder]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

I am shocked that you would all attack the poor dear for linking to things that are so important to determining where the stars are and where the rocks are.

OK she realy knows nothing about, being a female good only for rutting and cooking. BUT, she is at least making pleasing cooing noises and I'd be happy to put some meat in her cauldron for dinner.


So lets look for the good side of people for a change.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Nice grammar, Hitoshi.
"Invloving?" There'll be no hippy ganja love-ins on this GODLY board!

Dammit, that was a typo.

I am shocked that you would all attack the poor dear for linking to things that are so important to determining where the stars are and where the rocks are.

THANKYOU Star Finder.

OK she realy knows nothing about, being a female good only for rutting and cooking. BUT, she is at least making pleasing cooing noises and I'd be happy to put some meat in her cauldron for dinner.

I truly hope you aren't thinking in the same terms as these horrid christians.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I am shocked that you would all attack the poor dear for linking to things that are so important to determining where the stars are and where the rocks are.

Um, we know where the stars and rocks are, and you would know too if you read your Bible. The stars are hung in the heavens by God (waiting to fall when the end is nigh), and the rocks are under our feet, waiting to be used for stoning sinners like you.

So lets look for the good side of people for a change.

Do you think Jesus will be saying the same thing on the Day of Judgement(tm)? I think not, my "friend". He will be getting carried away with the damning of the wicked to stop and "be nice". Remember, if you didn't follow His Word, you are going straight to Hell. If you think you will skate by because you did one good deed while ignoring all of His other edicts, then you are one of those lieberal "christians" headed for Hell for eternity.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

What's wrong with spelling it "lieberal"? It's an indisputable fact that whatever conflicts with what we True Christians™ know to be true must be a lie from the pit of hell. Therefore, by calling something "lieberal," we're merely calling something what it is, and you don't object to that, do you?

Also, with regard to this ridiculous myth that you keep spreading about something called "DNA," let me give you a quick lesson in Biblically correct genetics. This is how traits get passed down:

Gen. 30:37-39: And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chesnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which [was] in the rods. And he set the rods which he had pilled before the flocks in the gutters in the watering troughs when the flocks came to drink, that they should conceive when they came to drink. And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted.

Now, if God had created life using this "DNA" stuff, don't you think He would have said so in His Perfect Word?

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Soooo......none of you know any basic info about DNA?
Tsk, tsk.
I thought your saying was 'know they enemy'. If science is one of your enemies, shouldn't you know a bit more about it?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I thought your saying was 'know they enemy'. If science is one of your enemies, shouldn't you know a bit more about it?

We try to teach you Biblical truths in the admittedly slim chance of saving you from hellfire, and this is the thanks we get. old

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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I thought your saying was 'know they enemy'. If science is one of your enemies, shouldn't you know a bit more about it?

Do you also want us to sacrifice our children to Satan, like the jews and muslimiacs do? I know its wrong -- I don't *have* to know anything about it. I don't know much about other religions (like science, islam or mexicans) because I don't have to; I know the *RIGHT* one.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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No, but if you want to debate science, at least know a thing or two about it.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How Nobel Prize winners helped prove the big bang

No, but if you want to debate science, at least know a thing or two about it.

Are you slow?

We know it's WRONG because it contradicts the holy KJV1611, and the KJV1611 is always RIGHT.
That's all we need to know, do you know anything about how you make napalm from mango..?

No, of course you don't, because it can't be done, and if someone claims it can be done, he's wrong.
See the point I'm making here?

Claiming that DNA exists is just as silly. It's so silly it doesn't need to be debated.

Do they believe that just because they've given it a fancy name, that we are going to believe in it?
Retarded scientists...