Scientists Defy God, Create Pill to Extend Life

[Dirk]

Re: Scientists Defy God, Create Pill to Extend Life

Yeah, but by reading a women's magazine?
Also I'm pretty sure that porno movies don't really change; it's a fairly standard formula. Not that I'm implying that watching porn isn't totally necessary for a religious man.

Porn lover! Vile sinner!

PS Have you actually trademarked "True Christian". If so, I love it

Yes, but you don't!

[Cranky Old Man]

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PS Have you actually trademarked "True Christian". If so, I love it

Yes we have.

[Sparky]

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Not that it's any of your business, but as a True Christian™ Pastor, it is part of my duties to keep abreast of the latest doings in the secular world. That's why I review hundreds of hours of porno movies each month too.

Not that it's any of your business.

Yeah, but by reading a women's magazine?
Also I'm pretty sure that porno movies don't really change; it's a fairly standard formula. Not that I'm implying that watching porn isn't totally necessary for a religious man.
PS Have you actually trademarked "True Christian". If so, I love it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Why were you reading Marie Claire?

Not that it's any of your business, but as a True Christian(tm) Pastor, it is part of my duties to keep abreast of the latest doings in the secular world. That's why I review hundreds of hours of porno movies each month too.

Not that it's any of your business.

[Sparky]

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Why were you reading Marie Claire?

[True Disciple]

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I think we need to see this issue, like everything else in life, in the Light of the Bible:

Genesis 6:3:
And the LORD said, My spirit shall not always strive with man, for that he also is flesh: yet his days shall be an hundred and twenty years.

Trying to live longer than God intended us to is nothing more than heresy and rebellion against God. I will pray that God sends a disease to thwart the plans of these godless scientists, like He sent AIDS to thwart the plans of the God-hating homosexual agenda.

[Croix-]

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How can you prove whether it extended your life or not? In my family the standard is if you make it past 55 you're good until your 90's, but if I died at 60 while taking this pill, could my husband sue them for it? Doubtful.

Are we sure it's anything more than corn starch?

Good point, it could very well be nothing but a placebo scam.

[Brother Guy Bayard]

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God makes drunken Godless Australien Aborigines die a good 20 years before their fellow countrymen. I think it's all the evidence we need to see that God kills off those who displease Him earlier than His devoted followers. This 'pill 'could be obtained by those Godless sons of Ham and used to unnaturally prolong their God-hating lives - all the while sucking up tax payers funds and raping white women - not to mention their own progeny. Ban it immediately!

[BelieverInGod]

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Being a former Atheist myself I think it's more the fact that they don't think there is anything after death that scares them.

And as for this pill I believe that God quite simply won't allow it to work.

How can you prove whether it extended your life or not? In my family the standard is if you make it past 55 you're good until your 90's, but if I died at 60 while taking this pill, could my husband sue them for it? Doubtful.

Are we sure it's anything more than corn starch?

[Croix-]

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This is more proof that liebrals are liars who know there's something after death. Why else would they fear it so much?

Being a former Atheist myself I think it's more the fact that they don't think there is anything after death that scares them.

And as for this pill I believe that God quite simply won't allow it to work.

[Oakland "Reb" Griner]

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Why would anyone who is Saved(c) want to put off seeing Jesus and all the exalted glories of heaven ??

It doesn't make any sense.

[handmaiden]

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Being spared Alzheimer's so that I don't accidentally use the Lord's name in vain sounds okay to me.

Still, seeing as how I have no grandchildren to spoil or daughter-in-law to intimidate, I don't have a lot of exciting plans for my future except for the once in a lifetime trip to heaven.

Paul stresses that celibacy is a special blessing from the Lord, but do I really deserve 30 years or so of such favor?

I can't even bake a pie. Pasta is my speciallty. Praise Jesus it is ONLY a hobby and not a belief system.

Blessed oh sooo Richly,

Handmaiden;

[BelieverInGod]

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Oh really,

I thought it was eating 1000 calories (no more) per day...

Oh wait, no it's taking anti-oxidants.....

Oh, I'm wrong again, it's detoxing....

Oops now they say it's avoiding pollution (not sure how city dwellers do that)


This is more proof that liebrals are liars who know there's something after death. Why else would they fear it so much?

[Brother Alex]

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This is an abomination. These darwinist pseudo-scientists think they can just take the power of God in their own hands and do whatever it takes to mock the Lord.

They will get what they deserve. I can't wait for watching them burn.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Brothers and sisters in Christ, I have just discovered thru a foreign poronographic magazine named "Marie Clair" (sounds like a high class hooker to me!) that secular scientists are about to unleash a new wave of Godmockery on the world by introducing new pills that allow Mankind to live past 100 years old, irregardles of their Tithing level, and in just 2 years!

If God wanted just anybody to live that long, He would see to it that we did! These scientists will stop at nothing to destroy Christianity. This is obviously not part of God's design and needs to be stopped immediately! This is all part of the NOBLE LIE than humanity can progress and advance to the point where humans think they ARE God. Blasphemy!! This + Craig Venter's blasphemous "synthetic life" need to be denounced before we are overrun by heathen hoards of supermen!

Medicine that may help us live to 100 available in 2 years

We all dream of living to a ripe old age, but according to medics it could soon be a reality for many of us.

Medicines that can help people live to 100 and beyond may be available to the public in as little as two years, experts revealed today.

The news follows research into age-related conditions such as heart disease, diabetes, cancer and Alzheimer's.

According to Professor Nir Barzilai, one of the world's leading age scientists, the drugs in question will be marketed as remedies for specific illnesses, but will in fact fight a number of age-related ailments.

Prof Barzilai's research, carried out at the Albert Einstein College of Medicine in New York, recognised genetic variants that identify people who live to a very old age.

The case of Jean Calment, a French woman who died at the age of 122 years without any trace of dementia, diabetes or cancer.

People blessed with anti-aging genes tend not to get seriously ill but die suddenly at the end of their lives, Prof Barzilai explains.

New medicines are now being built on these discoveries, which involve biological pathways affecting metabolism, cell-death, inflammation and cholesterol.

‘I have this bias that makes me believe we have the ability as a species to get to 100 if we prevent some of these age-related diseases,' continues Prof Barzilai.

'Pharmaceutical companies are developing these drugs now. They will probably be available for testing in 2012.'

They have to be stopped!